Does anyone want to split a sleeve of golf balls at the SBR store???

BGS 9.5 · 09-28-09, 05:58 PM

You cannot possibly be serious

The Prick · 09-28-09, 05:59 PM

tryin to be like lance armstrong? prolly harder to keep yer balance on a bike what way

MastaB · 09-28-09, 06:00 PM

Originally posted by BGS 9.5

You cannot possibly be serious

Why is that?

Immortality · 09-28-09, 06:05 PM

pavyracer · 09-28-09, 06:08 PM

I can give you the address of my golf club. If you go 20 yards south of the 9 hole green you will find two of my SBR balls in the water. Let me know Masta.

MastaB · 09-28-09, 06:12 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

I can give you the address of my golf club. If you go 20 yards south of the 9 hole green you will find two of my SBR balls in the water. Let me know Masta.

No thanks, but it sounds like you need a few more. Wanna get in on this deal?

pavyracer · 09-28-09, 06:17 PM

Let me see what I can do. You have to give me your address so I can mail you one ball. I will even autograph it for you.

MastaB · 09-28-09, 06:36 PM

If you are really going to send me an unplayed ball I will send you the addy....

You have to understand my hesitance to believe you based on past events.

PS... just autograph a piece of paper, not the ball and let me know if you have any new paintings for sale

pavyracer · 09-28-09, 06:48 PM

I have most of the stuff at the SBR Store. They gave them for free at the Bash. The only thing I don't have are the golf balls which are at the bottom of the lake. I have t-shirts, coffee mugs, cards, dice, hats, money clips, golf bag, backpack the whole 9 yards.

MastaB · 09-28-09, 08:09 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

I have most of the stuff at the SBR Store. They gave them for free at the Bash. The only thing I don't have are the golf balls which are at the bottom of the lake. I have t-shirts, coffee mugs, cards, dice, hats, money clips, golf bag, backpack the whole 9 yards.

Golf bag?

Seeing as you got everything for free... Do you wanna spread the love?

I'll pay shipping

MastaB · 09-29-09, 05:22 PM

Pavy you fuk! What are you gonna send me?

SexyMit · 09-29-09, 06:20 PM

Golf Bag? I didn't get that one at the bash. But I do still have my sbr golf balls.

pavyracer · 09-29-09, 06:30 PM

Originally posted by MastaB

Pavy you fuk! What are you gonna send me?

I will send you the money clip and the cards.

sickler · 09-29-09, 07:01 PM

I have a three-pack of SBR golf balls won in a contest. I don't golf so keeping them as a souvenir. It was that or give them to my golfing brother.

MastaB · 09-29-09, 07:13 PM

Originally posted by sickler

I have a three-pack of SBR golf balls won in a contest. I don't golf so keeping them as a souvenir. It was that or give them to my golfing brother.

Golf is a great game...if you can stick with it threw the first few years of frustration.

Its never to late to start golfing

sickler · 09-29-09, 07:19 PM

Originally posted by MastaB

Golf is a great game...if you can stick with it threw the first few years of frustration.

Its never to late to start golfing

I don't have the patience for it.

BadNina · 02-22-10, 12:29 AM

I wonder if he ever got that golf ball?

obamaismyuncle · 02-22-10, 12:32 AM

flyingillini · 02-22-10, 12:32 AM

I will give you a golf ball. I have everything in the SBR store as well. Pm me your address, I will send it out tomorrow if you want it.

obamaismyuncle · 02-22-10, 12:32 AM

wow he was serious

Arsenal · 02-22-10, 12:33 AM

Now I see why MastaB is so angry. Guy is so broke he needs help buying a sleeve of golf balls.

BadNina · 02-22-10, 12:49 AM

I sent Mr. Nina a pair of balls once. I thought he needed them.

MastaB · 02-22-10, 01:08 AM

Nina is clearly infatuated with me. I always attract older women.

MastaB · 02-22-10, 01:09 AM

Originally posted by flyingillini

I will give you a golf ball. I have everything in the SBR store as well. Pm me your address, I will send it out tomorrow if you want it.

Thanks for the offer illini, another poster was kind enough to send me a sleeve a few months back.

MastaB · 02-22-10, 01:10 AM

Originally posted by Arsenal

Now I see why MastaB is so angry. Guy is so broke he needs help buying a sleeve of golf balls.

I dont play nike juice balls, I only need a one for my display rack.

Golf is a sophisticated game. You would not understand.

BadNina · 02-22-10, 01:11 AM

Yes. I always fall for the ones that like other boys. *sigh*

MonkeyF0cker · 02-22-10, 01:17 AM

Originally posted by MastaB

I dont play nike juice balls, I only need a one for my display rack.

Golf is a sophisticated game. You would not understand.

Yeah, Arsenal. You wouldn't understand the sophistication it takes to not buy a whole sleeve of golf balls and give the other two away or throw them out or drive them into a lake. Only the sophisticated split sleeves of golf balls. Please get sophisticated, Arsenal. For the love of God.

Arsenal · 02-22-10, 01:24 AM

Originally posted by MastaB

I dont play nike juice balls, I only need a one for my display rack. Golf is a sophisticated game. You would not understand.

I find it hard to believe a broke guy like you can afford any type of golf other than miniature golf. You cannot afford a sleeve of golf balls and you have to take out point loans to make bets. You only came back to posting here for the points.

But just for laughs, please attempt to explain some of the intricacies of golf that make it too sophisticated for me to understand.

BadNina · 02-22-10, 01:28 AM

Do you have to curl your pinkie when you putt?

MonkeyF0cker · 02-22-10, 01:33 AM

He'd just be wasting his time, Arsenal. You NEED to get sophisticated first. Golf is like the ballet. It's not for the every day, beer guzzling meathead like yourself, Arsenal. Only the extremely good looking, agile, intelligent, wealthy studs like MastaB can comprehend it.

BadNina · 02-22-10, 01:37 AM

He golfs in a tutu?

MastaB · 02-22-10, 01:52 AM

Wow you are a wealth of misinformation! Let me set it straight for you one time, before i drop this.

Originally posted by Arsenal

I find it hard to believe a broke guy like you can afford any type of golf other than miniature golf. (Who said i was broke? I only play minuature golf when my girfriend wants me too and I have over $3k into my golf equipment.) You cannot afford a sleeve of golf balls (I pay about $4 for each of my golf balls) and you have to take out point loans to make bets (ive cashed out well over 1000 points from the sbr store I only took the loan to put 300 points on indy in the superbowl for shits and giggles). You only came back to posting here for the points (I posted at SBR before the point system was created). But just for laughs, please attempt to explain some of the intricacies of golf that make it too sophisticated for me to understand (I wouldnt know where to start with an idiot like you, go take some private lessons).

MonkeyF0cker · 02-22-10, 02:01 AM

Come on, Arsenal. He got a points loan because (as EVERYBODY knows), it's far more fun to bet points on the Superbowl than any of the MILLIONS MastaB has in the bank. The guy has $4 balls!! Top that, Arsenal!!

MastaB · 02-22-10, 02:03 AM

Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker

Come on, Arsenal. He got a points loan because (as EVERYBODY knows), it's far more fun to bet points on the Superbowl than any of the MILLIONS MastaB has in the bank. The guy has $4 balls!! Top that, Arsenal!!

I had "real" money on the game. You two love to amuse yourself with assumptions.

He said some dumb shit and I set him straight. Dont be upset that i buy $4 golf balls and $500 putters!