Need some advice/help guys...

[toastedbread01]

You seem jealous. I bet you've served hard time.

[toastedbread01]

I don't want no disease. I want to live a long and prosperus life.

[Robyn]

I don't want no disease. I want to live a long and prosperus life.

No problem, just make sure they use a condom.

Post a picture of yourself. I'll tell you what the going rate is for someone like you.

[toastedbread01]

I don't own a camera, so don't know what to tell ya.

[20Four7]

Dirty knees and a wet chin is a lot better than what the bookie is gonna give ya.

[BadNina]

yESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! Male hooker. Johns will give you tips.

[toastedbread01]

Do you think I would be better off if I recruited my lil bro to do it for me?

[topgame85]

unreal, smartest thing you have ever said on here is that you are spending the last $250 to get a piece, why the fck don't you have one already anyways????? Most bookies are all talk and are happy to take a payment plan, if he comes at you hardcore defend yourself but that is last resort he will be happier to get 500 a month for 10 months than 0 and break your legs, money talks bull shit walks

[Robyn]

To do what for you?

I think your best bet is to go backpacking in Europe and live off the land. Forget all of this gambling nonsense.

[toastedbread01]

To service the "John's" for me.

[Robyn]

Don't be gross. You have to do your own dirty work.

[BadNina]

No, I think you would suck as a pimp. No pun intented.

[toastedbread01]

Going to bed, guys. Tommorow can't bring much worse than what today brought.

[toastedbread01]

WOW... just got off the phone with the second bookie. He told me of this great idea involving something called a parley bet. Apparently I get 2.30 to 1 on a two team parley bet. He said I should pair cowboys -470 with another team that's going to win no matter what... that way, I will receive huge payout. He said I should look for a different bet that is -500 or better to pair with the cowboys. Woohoo!

[big0mar]

Just keep going to different bookies, take out a loan for your total debt. Take that loan and go all-in. If you miss, go on to the next bookie. If you hit, pay off all your debt. Fool-proof dude

[DrStale]

WOW... just got off the phone with the second bookie. He told me of this great idea involving something called a parley bet. Apparently I get 2.30 to 1 on a two team parley bet. He said I should pair cowboys -470 with another team that's going to win no matter what... that way, I will receive huge payout. He said I should look for a different bet that is -500 or better to pair with the cowboys. Woohoo!

You make my brain hurt.

[Rio DiNero]

Oh, and to compound my anxiety, I also owe an SBR point bookie 350 points. (Current balance is 0.)

HELP!!!!!!!