This weekend has been pure torture. Usually when I hit a cold streak I ease into it and it's not even an issue for me. This is the life we've chosen, gotta take the good with the bad. But this weekend came out of nowhere, when I was hitting on all cylinders up until Friday. Out of this tragedy, I realized something that belongs in the SBR Store is not yet there. An answer ball.
You guys know what I'm talking about? I had one as a kid, but I think I would enjoy it more now. Witness below:

Now there are companies that custom make these for any occasion. I'd love to have one with the SBR Bull on it that sat on my coffee table here, and when I can't cap for shit, I can just turn my plays over to the ball and stop stressing. The best part is that you can pick the answers that are possible, 20 of them each of 20 characters (including spaces) or less. I envision shaking my Magic SBR ball and seeing such responses as:
"You're barreled in"
"Do you enjoy losing?"
"The Prick says yes"
"That would be +EV"
"Nicky! Nickay!"
What do you guys think? I realize it's silly, but I could have a lot of fun with something like that on a day like today. If you guys have good ideas for responses, post them here. Maybe we can make this happen.
To the staff who evaluate these thoughts, this is just the first link I found on Google to a company who does this. Not cheap, but neither is it outrageous, considering they'd make great Bash items in addition to stocking the store.
You guys know what I'm talking about? I had one as a kid, but I think I would enjoy it more now. Witness below:

Now there are companies that custom make these for any occasion. I'd love to have one with the SBR Bull on it that sat on my coffee table here, and when I can't cap for shit, I can just turn my plays over to the ball and stop stressing. The best part is that you can pick the answers that are possible, 20 of them each of 20 characters (including spaces) or less. I envision shaking my Magic SBR ball and seeing such responses as:
"You're barreled in"
"Do you enjoy losing?"
"The Prick says yes"
"That would be +EV"
"Nicky! Nickay!"
What do you guys think? I realize it's silly, but I could have a lot of fun with something like that on a day like today. If you guys have good ideas for responses, post them here. Maybe we can make this happen.
To the staff who evaluate these thoughts, this is just the first link I found on Google to a company who does this. Not cheap, but neither is it outrageous, considering they'd make great Bash items in addition to stocking the store.