How to increase your bankroll

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  • mathdotcom
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-24-08
    • 11689

    #1
    How to increase your bankroll
    Minimize daily expenses.

    Driving is expensive, but taking public transit is too lame for high roller like me. Instead, I take taxis.

    However long your trip is, at the halfway mark make some comment about how you are not feeling well. When you are approaching your destination, yell at driver to pull over because you've got to throw up. He will not want you to throw up in back seat so of course he opens door. And so you split.

    Be careful not to do this with young driver because he may chase. Last week I was unlucky and actually got into a taxi driven by Donovan Bailey. I ran as fast as I could, split the crotch in my suite pants, briefcase flew open with $1 bills and paperwork flying everywhere, but could not get away.

    Risk and reward boys
  • buztah
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 03-23-07
    • 7470

    #2
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    • durito
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 07-03-06
      • 13173

      #3
      Step 1:

      Play at SBGglobal.

      Can't lose. Except for when they decide to steal from you.
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      • mathdotcom
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-24-08
        • 11689

        #4
        durito we are no longer happy with their payout options and fees and are looking elsewhere for investment opportunities.

        durito I am glad they never stiffed me, but it was worth the risk and at this point they would have to stiff me 6 figures to make me regret ever playing there
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        • durito
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 07-03-06
          • 13173

          #5
          mathy-

          i'm gonna sign up anyway

          i'll pay absurd fees for those type lines... just don't want to encourage people to play there
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          • flyingillini
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 12-06-06
            • 41219

            #6
            You have to enjoy and respect the brain of Mathy. He is amongst the elite of SBR.
            המוסד‎
            המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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            • 13th Inning
              SBR Wise Guy
              • 08-05-08
              • 878

              #7
              The other thing about public transportation, since the subject came up, is that they give out the free newspaper (the Metro) at the subway stations. If you take one of these every day, you will never have to buy toilet paper, and that will save you a few hundred over the course of a year.

              A lot of times you can find them laying abandoned on the seats or on the floor. Then you can end up with like 10 papers each day and you'd likely never have to buy toilet paper ever again.

              No more buying toilet paper = $$$ for bankroll.

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              • mathdotcom
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 03-24-08
                • 11689

                #8
                13th inning I just use my hand but thanks

                PS: The quality of the Metro 'newspaper' deserves such treatment, however
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                • wtf
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 08-22-08
                  • 12983

                  #9
                  mathy remind me not to shake hands when we meet, thank you
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                  • mathdotcom
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 03-24-08
                    • 11689

                    #10
                    wtf if we ever meet it will be in prison

                    i will be happy to see you but would then have to smash your face into the wall and steal your cigs

                    no hard feelings pal
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                    • wtf
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 08-22-08
                      • 12983

                      #11
                      Originally posted by mathdotcom
                      wtf if we ever meet it will be in prison

                      i will be happy to see you but would then have to smash your face into the wall and steal your cigs

                      no hard feelings pal


                      gee, no anal rape? thought i could get the FULL treatment at least
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                      • compaqDikk
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 10-08-05
                        • 5699

                        #12
                        mathy give us your dine and dash techniques
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