I know that was one of you I just saw at the A&P

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  • buztah
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 03-23-07
    • 7470

    #1
    I know that was one of you I just saw at the A&P
    Boyz, I was jus hittin' up an A&P for some milk after my workout (I was all pumped up and this chick was practically dry humpin me in fruit n veggies-- but I digress) and I noticed what hadda be one of you broke phux at the ** counter. You were obviously just finishing up your work day, all covered in phucken cement dust or sheetrock -- dirty motherphucker, wearin`a baseball cap (Brewers) and overalls. You were sending money to a `Mr. Gonzalez`. I heard the clerk ask you how you knew Mr. Gonzalez and you said ``I met him on vacation in Peru.``

    I wanted to bust out laughing. *** up wit a better lie!

    Fess up, baby! Hammah Town degens FTW!
  • betplom
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 09-20-06
    • 13444

    #2
    Buzzy, stop yer lyin pal.

    There is no such thing as "A & P " in Canada, they are now "Metro" stores.

    BuztaH, if you are going to concoct such untruthful stories at least get the little things correct.
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    • buztah
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 03-23-07
      • 7470

      #3
      Phuck that name change BS! I still call the metro A n P, pal! Phuck Loblaw too -- it will always be LOBLAWS! What next! Tim Hortons will become phucken Petey`s Java Hut!
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      • sickler
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 06-05-08
        • 15006

        #4
        Buzzy, are you pretending to be a Canuck?

        Loblaws didn't go Metro, Loeb did.
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        • buztah
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 03-23-07
          • 7470

          #5
          Sickler, you`re all phucking confused, pal. LOL!

          Guelph
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          • sickler
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 06-05-08
            • 15006

            #6
            Loblaws -----> Loblaw

            Gotcha! Thought you were lumping Loblaws in with A&P, forming the new Metro.

            Not Guelph
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            • buztah
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 03-23-07
              • 7470

              #7
              Sickay, they honestly better not phuck with my timmies.

              St. Jacobs region then........
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              • sickler
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 06-05-08
                • 15006

                #8
                What if they shorten Walmart to Kmart? That chain go belly up?

                Long way from St. Jacobs.......
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                • mathdotcom
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 03-24-08
                  • 11689

                  #9
                  buzzy if I bumped into you I would call the FBI and collect the 600k reward
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                  • buztah
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 03-23-07
                    • 7470

                    #10
                    We have paid our dues, pal. No rewards available at this time.
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                    • wtf
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 08-22-08
                      • 12983

                      #11
                      more interested in the DRY HUMPING hole you met, do elaborate
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