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  • SSLP
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 02-29-08
    • 5232

    #1
    When is lusting a female to much ?
    Hi Guys,

    I am SSLP and I have a problem.

    I work at a company that is full of females and everytime i look somewere all i see is and ass .

    Well I have tapped a few chicks i dont know what happend and i think one of them started talking shit about me and she threw me under the bus and now pretty much every girl in the building thinks i am scum bag ( which is not entirely a lie ) . In the last 10 days they hired a few girls that really look like beach models.. blonde hair , tanned body , beatiful smiles , great ass , ONE OF THEM WEARS GLASSES... so fukin hot.

    Anyways I desire these females with all of my might . I am thinking about going to a witch doctor i know and performing some sort of sex ritual on them so i may fuk the shit out of them and then marry the one of my choice.

    Am i taking this to long ... i mean fuk times have changed its 2009

  • rake922
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-23-07
    • 11692

    #2
    where do you work
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    • SamsNCharge99
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 10-22-08
      • 41242

      #3
      when is too far too far.....

      when you are flirting so much with the girl that the BF starts to threaten you. Not only that, he does it in the worst place possible, where you can't start shit or else you will be thrown out of college.

      Dude approaches me in the fukking lunchroom. I'm sitting down eating w/ my friend and he comes up to me and makes sure it's me first. Then says, if I ever speak to her or party w/ her again, we will have problems. I didn't wanna start shit b/c if I started running my mouth for what I wanted to say, I would have kicked his ass. All I did was laugh and say don't worry....she will come to me first.

      Got up and walked away.
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      • G's pks
        Restricted User
        • 01-01-09
        • 22251

        #4
        Originally posted by SamsNCharge99
        when is too far too far.....

        when you are flirting so much with the girl that the BF starts to threaten you. Not only that, he does it in the worst place possible, where you can't start shit or else you will be thrown out of college.

        Dude approaches me in the fukking lunchroom. I'm sitting down eating w/ my friend and he comes up to me and makes sure it's me first. Then says, if I ever speak to her or party w/ her again, we will have problems. I didn't wanna start shit b/c if I started running my mouth for what I wanted to say, I would have kicked his ass. All I did was laugh and say don't worry....she will come to me first.

        Got up and walked away.
        give me the 10 points you have and I will pretend I believe you!
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        • jon13009
          SBR MVP
          • 09-22-07
          • 1258

          #5
          Just be careful...

          Old news but....
          Remember former NFL ESPN "personality" Sean Salisbury? - What ever happened to him?

          Report: Salisbury fired for cell phone shenanigans
          Posted by Mike Florio on September 11, 2009 5:22 PM ET
          Former NFL quarterback Sean Salisbury was a journeyman at best during his NFL career. After retiring from football, he became a mini-star at ESPN, despite an annoying tendency to speak in absolutes and hyperbole. (Case in point, he said before Super Bowl XLI that, if Devin Hester of the Bears returns a kick for a touchdown, Chicago will win. Hester did. Chicago didn't.)

          He left ESPN in early 2008, claiming that he wanted to move on to bigger and better things. Some thought that the powers-that-be in Bristol might not have been all that upset about the development.

          Since then, Salisbury has generally faded into oblivion.

          He'll be even more oblivious, according to the folks at Deadspin, because he has been fired from Dallas radio station 105.3 the Fan. Per Deadspin, Salisbury "freaked out a station promo girl after sexting her."

          Salisbury reportedly got himself into hot water while in Bristol for showing to co-workers a certain type of self-portrait.


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          ESPN Firing:
          Brave Woman Gives Eyewitness Testimony Of The Salisbury Cell Phone Incident
          By Rick Chandler, 11:05 AM on Thu Apr 2 2009, 41,827 views (Edit, to draft, Slurp)

          The Sean Salisbury cell phone saga has always seemed to me to be a lot like the legend of Bigfoot; shrouded in mystery, leaving large tracks but not much in the way of tangible proof.

          It's hard to believe that it's been more than two years since the Lil' Sean Incident, when Salisbury allegedly whipped out a cell phone camera and showed around a photo of his penis at an ESPN party. It's always been assumed that that was the motivating factor leading to his later dismissal from ESPN. Salisbury, though, denies that it even happened. He now works CBS Radio in Dallas at KRLD-FM 105.3 The Fan, co-hosting a show with Newy Scruggs. He claims that he's not angry anymore; life goes on, and the saga of Lil' Sean drifts into murky legend.

          But then suddenly, from out of the woods, comes an eyewitness account. Here is a woman, who wishes to remain anonymous, who is a former ESPN employee and says that she saw it all. She was at the party in which Salisbury allegedly passed around a photo of his BattleBot. She swears it's true, that she saw said photo, and is prepared to tell about it. Let's get right to the details.

          "It was a former employee's going away party, held at one of the few decent bars near the ESPN campus. I had to work that evening, and so showed up around 11 or 12. I walked in and the place was pretty packed. I said hi to a few friends and then Salisbury came up to me. He was always very nice to me, (I) never had any issues with him, maybe b/c I was dating another co-worker and Sean wasn't stupid enough to get him angry. Anyway, he said hello and asked if I wanted to see a picture of his baby. I knew he had kids, but thought they were all older, but what did I know, maybe he had recently had another. So, of course I said sure.

          "The picture was on his cell phone, and needless to say it was not a child. It was a shot of him lying on his back, on his bed, naked, with an erection. The photo was taken from the edge of the bed, I don't know if he did it himself or had some help. I also didn't look long enough to tell whether or not he should have been so proud of the photo in the first place. I wasn't shocked or appalled, just kind of stunned really.

          "For the rest of the night Sean asked every new person who walked in the door if they wanted to see a picture of his baby, and would then subject them to a photo of his penis. Most of the other females in attendance started warning others as they arrived what he was doing, so eventually everyone caught on. To me the funniest part is that one of the guys there who was kind of a hanger-on with a lot of the talent and analysts kept asking to see the picture over and over again. He thought is was great!

          "It wasn't a huge deal to me, I just thought it was a stupid thing to do. Why Sean thought showing off that picture, at what was essentially an ESPN party, was a good idea is beyond me. I don't know that he ever got reprimanded for it, but I'm sure it was brought up when he did eventually get canned. Things spread like wildfire at that place, I'm sure it was only a matter of days before Norby knew.

          I'd like to point out once again that Salisbury denies all of this. But it's very close to the version that's most often repeated when people talk about the story of "Sean and his baby." So this isn't breaking news by any means, but the more independent sources who emerge with essentially the same tale, the easier it is to believe.

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          • HAPPY BOY
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 08-10-05
            • 7109

            #6
            don't shiit were you eat
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            • keyboarding
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 07-30-09
              • 6817

              #7
              Quick answer:

              ive been texting w/a 23 yr old chick from my summer class last yr, i am 33 but told her i was 29 then cause i knew she was young. weve been texting back and forth almost every day for 9 mos mostly talking sports and life and when ive mentioned twice about grabbing a drink she ignored them, and then a few months later breakfast she said yeah that might work then never got back to me, so a few months later i asked her to shoot hoops w/me cause she likes to play hoops, she said she just sprained her ankle real badly but would play if it wasnt sprained, she has flirted a few times clearly, when i confronted her about blowing me off she apologized and said that she has no clue what to do when it comes to dating and sux at it

              is the chick continuing to respond to my texts cause she's somewhat interested or is she just too polite to ask me to stop texting her? we have been texting for 9 mos and almost every single day during that stretch, its 85% me initiating, 15% her, but when i initiate, she almost always responds and its w/in 15 mins so she's great about getting back to me

              at this pt, if i have no chance to see her and eventually bang her, i have no intereste in keeping this "text relationship" goin

              advice please, guys
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              • naokothewarrior
                SBR High Roller
                • 09-22-09
                • 108

                #8
                lol. at least you are getting some.
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                • SamsNCharge99
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 10-22-08
                  • 41242

                  #9
                  Originally posted by G's pks
                  give me the 10 points you have and I will pretend I believe you!
                  ohh I forgot, b/c my goal is to have everyone believe me here....shit actually went down G
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                  • jackpot269
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 09-24-07
                    • 12842

                    #10
                    Dont get your pssy and your money from the same place! jmo!!
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                    • MrMonkey
                      SBR MVP
                      • 11-09-08
                      • 2278

                      #11
                      What is everyone on anymore? One crazy story after another! Hey, Dallas isn't that far from SBR offices? Guy needs a job! Willie Bee, wouldn't you love to sit next to Sean?
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                      • jackpot269
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 09-24-07
                        • 12842

                        #12
                        Almost forgot dont show pic of ones naked self @ work party!!
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                        • Deuce
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 01-12-08
                          • 29843

                          #13
                          It is normal for every guy to do this.
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