In case you're wonderin' n if you're ever in a jam

[buztah]

I just proved that the hand sanitizer you find in public restrooms can in fact be comfortably used as a lubricant when rubbin' one out. If you don't mind the temporary side effect of havin' your dingaling smell like a concoction of lemons n skeech then I say, give it a go.

[jellobiafra]

Glory Hole attendant not getting the job done today?

[MrX]

It also works as a firestarter, so be careful!

[tacomax]

I just proved that the hand sanitizer you find in public restrooms can in fact be comfortably used as a lubricant when rubbin' one out. If you don't mind the temporary side effect of havin' your dingaling smell like a concoction of lemons n skeech then I say, give it a go.

I've always wondered about that. Thanks for clarifying.

[illmatick]

I have too many open sores on my cock, shit burns!!!

[Immortality]

I have to many open sores on my cock, shit burns!!!

Way too much info.

[illmatick]

relax, they dont look all that bad, have to look real close to actually notice any abnormalities, but yeah, isopropyl on an open cock sore is a no no

[sickler]

It will burn if it enters the urethra (peehole for the dummies)

[themajormt]

Isnt the urethra wear the sperm meets the egg?

[jellobiafra]

Glory Hole attendant not getting the job done today?

Glory Hole unattended today?



That was the joke. Damn. Sorry guys. I didn't make it.