Ladies no point in cryin over spilt milk, had a shot at the dough last week an took it right up the poopshoot instead. so it goes, pros like me laugh at shit like that an keep on workin fer the next week.
5Dimes are sponsoring my gig this week, lookin at that SBRForum posters poll seems like a buncha you squares like this shop. i reckon Tony’s money spends about the same way as most other cash so im good regardless.
before we ring the bell and commence the learnin process im gonna take a few of my precious seconds an try an teach those less fortunate than myself some valuable life lessons. from the huge bag of fan mail i wanna reply to a particularly sad specimum of a poster who asks for advice on how ta get a rich(er) woman. see I got some hands-on type experience on this deal so pull up a stool, clean yer ears out an shut yer lips whilst I impart some knowledge on ya. way before this gig launched me inta bein a multi-thousandaire internet celebrity i hadda tough stretch an was sorta down an out, when I decided bein a gigolo was gonna be my path. a fair sized group of you boys have met my ass up close an personal, so you seen first hand that i aint exactly pretty, or smart, or put together all that well, or even all that clean. but goddamn im a funny sumbitch an my ol’lady was my first an only male-escort type job. make em laugh boys, that’s it, but you gotta go find em first an it aint gonna be in yer crappy little apartment or a bootleg poker game. Ya want a rich broad you gotta hang out where the rich broads go. Down to business:
OSU Beavers +1 am I missin something here? my rigorous cappin methodology reveals that the wrong team is favored here, how on earth can I leave this on the board fer you mooches? Zona never covers this game, not as a fave or a dog, plus I kinda like the idea of bein a beaver backer
Texas Tech +1 UH is on a nice cover streak, an the Raiders aint what they were last year. BUT Tech owns the Cougs, even goin back ta that run-n-shoot debacle with alla them Heisman candidat QBs that never did shit in the NFL. Come ta think of it, aint this Tech offense in kinda the same boat? no worries here, Houston is a long way from bein a top-tier team and that Yosemite Sam dude unloads them pistols a group here.
NE Pats U 44.5 damn we shoulda added totals to this gig years ago, this is like takin fackin candy from a baby. Slugfest here, played between the 30 yard lines. Don’t care who wins or loses, but aint no way this thing goes over the total. Aint it snowin in boston yet?
Dallas Cowboys O46 learnt my lesson last MNF with the total, 24 4th Q points cost me 5Dimes. That’s ok cause us premier cappers make a mental note an add them tools to the chest of methodology movin forward. Losin team in this game is gonna have 24, makes this a lead pipe cynch.
All I got time for this week boys, goin to beg my ol’ lady fer some pocket change. Woulda been nice to tote around 5 large courtesy of Looselines but that’s kharma. 5Dimes from 5Dimes sounds kinda better anyhow.
5Dimes are sponsoring my gig this week, lookin at that SBRForum posters poll seems like a buncha you squares like this shop. i reckon Tony’s money spends about the same way as most other cash so im good regardless.
before we ring the bell and commence the learnin process im gonna take a few of my precious seconds an try an teach those less fortunate than myself some valuable life lessons. from the huge bag of fan mail i wanna reply to a particularly sad specimum of a poster who asks for advice on how ta get a rich(er) woman. see I got some hands-on type experience on this deal so pull up a stool, clean yer ears out an shut yer lips whilst I impart some knowledge on ya. way before this gig launched me inta bein a multi-thousandaire internet celebrity i hadda tough stretch an was sorta down an out, when I decided bein a gigolo was gonna be my path. a fair sized group of you boys have met my ass up close an personal, so you seen first hand that i aint exactly pretty, or smart, or put together all that well, or even all that clean. but goddamn im a funny sumbitch an my ol’lady was my first an only male-escort type job. make em laugh boys, that’s it, but you gotta go find em first an it aint gonna be in yer crappy little apartment or a bootleg poker game. Ya want a rich broad you gotta hang out where the rich broads go. Down to business:
OSU Beavers +1 am I missin something here? my rigorous cappin methodology reveals that the wrong team is favored here, how on earth can I leave this on the board fer you mooches? Zona never covers this game, not as a fave or a dog, plus I kinda like the idea of bein a beaver backer
Texas Tech +1 UH is on a nice cover streak, an the Raiders aint what they were last year. BUT Tech owns the Cougs, even goin back ta that run-n-shoot debacle with alla them Heisman candidat QBs that never did shit in the NFL. Come ta think of it, aint this Tech offense in kinda the same boat? no worries here, Houston is a long way from bein a top-tier team and that Yosemite Sam dude unloads them pistols a group here.
NE Pats U 44.5 damn we shoulda added totals to this gig years ago, this is like takin fackin candy from a baby. Slugfest here, played between the 30 yard lines. Don’t care who wins or loses, but aint no way this thing goes over the total. Aint it snowin in boston yet?
Dallas Cowboys O46 learnt my lesson last MNF with the total, 24 4th Q points cost me 5Dimes. That’s ok cause us premier cappers make a mental note an add them tools to the chest of methodology movin forward. Losin team in this game is gonna have 24, makes this a lead pipe cynch.
All I got time for this week boys, goin to beg my ol’ lady fer some pocket change. Woulda been nice to tote around 5 large courtesy of Looselines but that’s kharma. 5Dimes from 5Dimes sounds kinda better anyhow.
