Coach: How to tell a friend not to marry his fat girlfriend?

[mathdotcom]

That about sums it up. He is in shape and could do much better. They are in late 20s and she is already ~200lb linebacker. He proposed recently and she accepted. Is it too late? If I say something, how do I go about it? Men have tendency to choose fiancee over buddy, especially when they are in that ridiculously dreamy happily ever after engagement mood.

Or should I just find a guy to bet with that they divorce in 5 years when she's 300lbs and has garlic farts?

[ryanspeer2001]

Guy is throwing his life away too early.

[Sam Odom]

Stay 100 miles away from saying anything except "I wish you happiness."

Remember the Sopranos episode about fat wives?

[TurkzZ]

tell him how it is man, the fat ganna = future problems guranteed

[lys3rg0]

Keep your mouth shut, you'll lose him either way, but if you say anything it's gonna be sooner rather than later, and the odds are you won't get a chance at "told you so" anyway.

Granted, seeing him go down the spiral will not be easy on your conscience...

Or make her disappear if he's a good enough friend, there's lots of ways to break people up without them knowing you did it.

[mathdotcom]

In my view it is a big problem already, but will soon become unbearable

Embarrassing on his part really

[lys3rg0]

In my view it is a big problem already, but will soon become unbearable

If you really think you can make this call for him, just go for it: have girls call his house when you know she'll answer, plant underwear in his car... be creative.

[mathdotcom]

lys that would be pretty underhanded

I think I will just have her hit

[HotStreak]

Sleep with her and let him find out.

[mathdotcom]

HotStreak I am not that good of a friend pal...

[MartinBlank]

That about sums it up. He is in shape and could do much better. They are in late 20s and she is already ~200lb linebacker. He proposed recently and she accepted. Is it too late? If I say something, how do I go about it? Men have tendency to choose fiancee over buddy, especially when they are in that ridiculously dreamy happily ever after engagement mood.

Or should I just find a guy to bet with that they divorce in 5 years when she's 300lbs and has garlic farts?

Let it go man.

Let me tell ya something about fatties.

They don't cheat. Most (not all) cook amazingly well. They are loyal to a fault. They won't bust his balls when he wants to watch a game. Any sex he can think of will be okay with her.

Let your boy be. He will thank you for it in 10 years.

[HotStreak]

Get her addicted to yayo. She'll lose weight.

[GiveMeaBJ]

I take it you don't want to lose your friend so my advice would be to keep your mouth shut. Why do you care who he marries? If he is happy then thats all that matters. Plus, the fat chicks are usually cooler ones and keep their man off of lockdown. Thats better for you then if he married some hot stuck up bitch. Maybe she is the fat chick with all the hot friends? Then that also might be a good situation for you.

[lys3rg0]

Let it go man.

Let me tell ya something about fatties.

They don't cheat.

Did you ever see Cheaters?

[mathdotcom]

I take it you don't want to lose your friend so my advice would be to keep your mouth shut. Why do you care who he marries? If he is happy then thats all that matters. Plus, the fat chicks are usually cooler ones and keep their man off of lockdown. Thats better for you then if he married some hot stuck up bitch. Maybe she is the fat chick with all the hot friends? Then that also might be a good situation for you.

[jjgold]

That about sums it up. He is in shape and could do much better. They are in late 20s and she is already ~200lb linebacker. He proposed recently and she accepted. Is it too late? If I say something, how do I go about it? Men have tendency to choose fiancee over buddy, especially when they are in that ridiculously dreamy happily ever after engagement mood.

Or should I just find a guy to bet with that they divorce in 5 years when she's 300lbs and has garlic farts?

This guy is on roll

[InThisMoment]

They all get fat after marriage. If she can cook and clean, he is ahead of the game.

[mathdotcom]

This thread goes to show how desperate sbr guys are

They don't have a clue what a mistake the guy is making

[BestPlay2day]

If she cool and makes him happy, just let it go. If she lets him go out with the guys and treats him well, who cares if she's overweight. If she's a bitch and you see her treating him like shit, you should voice your concern to him weather she's big or not.

[konck]

Maybe she has money......or slobs on his knob every night

[ztballer]

Maybe he's a chubby chaser.

[20Four7]

Some dudes like the bigger girls.... let me tell you about the bigger ones sex in every which way imaginable happens..... ass to mouth is fine..... maybe he likes that.

[wtf]

mathy, if your friend is happy why does this bother you so much?

[SilversunPickups]

Does he always go after bigger girls? And was she always big or got heavier as they were dating?

[mathdotcom]

He never dated a single fatso before her.

Yes I believe if he is with her it must be because he thinks it is in his best interests.......
..... but sometimes people make mistakes, and this one would be tough to undo.

I am going to tell him tonight

[ztballer]

Buy your friend a hot chick.

[CashMoney]

Fat chicks need love to. The only problem you have with her is that she's fat????

[mathdotcom]

jj

please make a video about this topic addressing specifically the comments of some of the posters here who think it is not alright to disapprove of a pal marrying a fatso.

serious issue and could enlighten some posters and prevent them from making same mistake

[B1Bomber]

Your friend's future wife is overweight, and because of this you desire to scheme their breakup...Jeez lighten up maybe they really care for each other...if he's really your friend then wish them the best...sounds like your buddy found himself a good one and believe me good ones are hard to find...

I made a big mistake nearly 20 years ago & let the best girl I ever had get away because she became real chubby...how stupidly shallow I was...I still to this day regret my decision as we could have had a wonderful family...we got along so well

Quit being such a shallow prick and be supportive of their connection

[mathdotcom]

B1Bomber how do you know you would not have been disgusted by her a year into marriage, and maybe she would even gain another 100lbs. You would not have been able to bang all the hot broads you have banged by dumping her ass, and you would be regretting that right now.

Sharp play bomber

[lakerboy]

This thread proves only 1 thing and that is that mathy is GAY sorry mathy

[B1Bomber]

B1Bomber how do you know you would not have been disgusted by her a year into marriage, and maybe she would even gain another 100lbs. You would not have been able to bang all the hot broads you have banged by dumping her ass, and you would be regretting that right now.

Sharp play bomber

Well yes I can answer to this...after I broke it off w/ "fatty" I then had a 6-month torrid sexual affair with an Oklahama State cheerleader (insert joke here), but oh man that girl took me 'round the World...but eventually her stupidity became so revolting that I couldn't even look at her anymore.

After that, I had a really intense 6-year relationship w/ a 6-foot tall blonde European swimsuit model...the sex was great...but that wears thin. After about 4 years I basically couldn't stand to even look at her and couldn't trust her one bit. She was not, in any sense of the phrase, a "good woman."

But after all these years...my "fatty," has a great job, looks prettier than ever, and would never betray a soul....my point being that looks / sex appeal wear thin over time, and if your friend is happy enough to propose, then just get over your juvenile notions and support him

[wtf]

This thread proves only 1 thing and that is that mathy is GAY sorry mathy

say it AINT SO !!!!!!!!!!!