Do you drink and drive?

[Bread]

Not something that most want to admit to, but many do just to keep up with a demanding social life.

Do you drink and drive?

[betplom]

I only drink and drive on smooth roads, as I usually spill my beer when driving on bumpy ones.

Only idiots drink and drive (on bumpy roads).

[MonkeyF0cker]

Only when I'm on acid.

[tacomax]

!u

[topgame85]

Don't do it boys $2k later 20 days in jail probation for a year 5 months of alchol education classes 3 days a week not worth it will neve drive drunk again

[Bread]

This could be a pretty interesting thread.

[betplom]

!u

What the fυck are you babbling about now Mr Max?

[gummo]

let's just say "lesson learned" on this end.

[topgame85]

One thing you learn from those classed is people from ALL walks of life drink and drive I had homeless people who got caught (how the fck they were in possesion of a car is beyond me, people who made 2 million a year, fat chicks college whores middle aged moms black white asian middle eastern there is no demographic who does not do or get caughtfor this shit

[betplom]

let's just say "lesson learned" on this end.

The bumpy roads got you too eh?

[RogueJuror]

Don't do it boys $2k later 20 days in jail probation for a year 5 months of alchol education classes 3 days a week not worth it will neve drive drunk again

how old were you when this happen?

[topgame85]

This year 6 months ago

[betplom]

how old were you when this happen?

Juror:

hablo ingles?

[lakerboy]

Been ther 15 years ago not good having a whopper and getting arrested for dui at the same time thank god I asked for cheese

[Bread]

I'm drinking and driving RIGHT NOW!!!

Not funny, but kinda sorta. No.

[Doug]

only when sober

[Crash]

ok ok yes u caught me bread yes

[lakerboy]

Lol. Bread looking for e

[RogueJuror]

Juror:

hablo ingles?

coño

[Robyn]

[betplom]

coño

[Robyn]

coño

coño needs to be followed by this guy

[pico]

only when i am bored

[MonkeyF0cker]

One thing you learn from those classed is people from ALL walks of life drink and drive I had homeless people who got caught (how the fck they were in possesion of a car is beyond me, people who made 2 million a year, fat chicks college whores middle aged moms black white asian middle eastern there is no demographic who does not do or get caughtfor this shit

Is alcohol class a good place to pickup sloppy college sluts? Maybe I should take up drinking and driving again. I'm sure it's missed me anyway...

[RogueScholar]

I don't drive drunk. Cops have this weird belief that just because I've knocked back half a dozen martinis I'm not okay to drive, but those martinis just keep the shakes away so I can drive straight.

Also, I was not drunk until the car went off the side of the bridge. Up until then, I was driving just fine. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

[topgame85]

Is alcohol class a good place to pickup sloppy college sluts? Maybe I should take up drinking and driving again. I'm sure it's missed me anyway...

if you like dirty lushes who prob have fcked 2 times more men than they remember than go for it

[Bread]

I tried driving on ecstacy once. My steering wheel punched me in the mouth. Then it gave me comfort in the form of a hug.

THANKS STEERING WHEEL!

[BeatTheJerk]

This could be a pretty interesting thread.

"Word is born" as Bread would say "word is bond"

[Bread]

Word duck!

[BeatTheJerk]

Word duck!

word life.

[BeatTheJerk]

I'm actually high and posting right now. I just drove home from a close friend of mine and I was actually more cautious than when I'm sober. unreal ............. (I just flipped it on them Bread) lol

[jjgold]

Drink and drive and you will end up in jail eventually.

[diogee]

Used to did until I got learned.

[Bread]

btj that's rugged.

JJ you were one funny looking kid. Time for a new avatar. I can't deal with that shit tonight.

[Bread]

Damn Dio! I'm glad you're still here with us (all jokes aside)