Correct methodology:
- hit as many jacks as you can (obviously)
- play center field. You can show off by making diving catches. Do not want to play infield because it is uneven and could get a ball to the face or the cock. Also do not want to avoid ball and look like a pussy.
- cat call other team's female players, tell them to choke up on my wood, etc.
Part 2 of report tomorrow evening
- hit as many jacks as you can (obviously)
- play center field. You can show off by making diving catches. Do not want to play infield because it is uneven and could get a ball to the face or the cock. Also do not want to avoid ball and look like a pussy.
- cat call other team's female players, tell them to choke up on my wood, etc.
Part 2 of report tomorrow evening