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  • CaneDawg
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-25-08
    • 6256

    #1
    for all those who think marriage sucks
    grilled a nice steak while my wife made salad

    had a few vodka and cranberrys

    she is facebooking and i am posting

    massage an a hour or so and its on

    find the right one and its heaven boys
  • BeatTheJerk
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 08-19-07
    • 31794

    #2
    Amen to that my posting brother.
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    • CaneDawg
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-25-08
      • 6256

      #3
      i got very lucky
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      • BeatTheJerk
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 08-19-07
        • 31794

        #4
        If you could post a picture of her that would be great.
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        • pdx107
          SBR Wise Guy
          • 06-20-09
          • 923

          #5
          it is indeed very possible....
          mmmmm steak
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          • The General
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 08-10-05
            • 13279

            #6
            I tried it for 10 years and then she kicked me out about 13 years ago (Syracuse and Ky were playing the National title game that night). Then I found a cook and am very happy, but Part of me wishes I was still married, though.

            I am glad for you
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            • mmike032
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 09-11-08
              • 8905

              #7
              Originally posted by CaneDawg
              grilled a nice steak while my wife made salad

              had a few vodka and cranberrys

              she is facebooking and i am posting

              massage an a hour or so and its on

              find the right one and its heaven boys

              theres a 1000 skanks for every 1 good one
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              • CaneDawg
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 08-25-08
                • 6256

                #8
                out of respect to her.........no picture

                but we will be at the bash next year
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                • oiler
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 06-06-09
                  • 6585

                  #9
                  Originally posted by CaneDawg
                  grilled a nice steak while my wife made salad

                  had a few vodka and cranberrys

                  she is facebooking and i am posting

                  massage an a hour or so and its on

                  find the right one and its heaven boys
                  see i have a diiffereent story why marriage sucks,been a good husband for quite a few years then all of a sudden i got cancer ,spent 8 months in the hospital ,developed blood clots and a variety of problems from the chemo, and she says we have strayed apart and she wanted a divorce.i was dumb founded because if i didnt get the chemo i would of died and had to stay in hospital cause the chemo was so bad that i had to have fluids in me all day.so i have a different opionon of marriage
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                  • Fishhead
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 08-11-05
                    • 40179

                    #10
                    Originally posted by The General
                    I tried it for 10 years and then she kicked me out about 13 years ago (Syracuse and Ky were playing the National title game that night). Then I found a cook and am very happy, but Part of me wishes I was still married, though.

                    I am glad for you


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                    • The General
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 08-10-05
                      • 13279

                      #11
                      It would have been better for my 2 boys, Fisher. I feel bad about that. Chad is 22 and Alan is 16 now.
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                      • The General
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 08-10-05
                        • 13279

                        #12
                        Although I did get a beautiful daughter (7) from the misfortune.
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                        • CaneDawg
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 08-25-08
                          • 6256

                          #13
                          50 percent end in divorce

                          i waited until i was 35 before i married

                          if i would have married out of college..................divorce

                          too selfish
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                          • wacked
                            SBR Wise Guy
                            • 01-13-09
                            • 719

                            #14
                            Not married, still looking, love football and my NFL Sunday tickets and independence for now I guess.
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                            • InTheHole
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 04-28-08
                              • 15243

                              #15
                              Originally posted by CaneDawg
                              grilled a nice steak while my wife made salad

                              had a few vodka and cranberrys

                              she is facebooking and i am posting

                              massage an a hour or so and its on

                              find the right one and its heaven boys
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                              • DwightShrute
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 01-17-09
                                • 103751

                                #16
                                Originally posted by CaneDawg
                                grilled a nice steak while my wife made salad

                                had a few vodka and cranberrys

                                she is facebooking and i am posting

                                massage an a hour or so and its on

                                find the right one and its heaven boys
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                                • CaneDawg
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 08-25-08
                                  • 6256

                                  #17
                                  thanks dwight

                                  its there with a little work
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                                  • paco
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 05-07-09
                                    • 62873

                                    #18
                                    Good stuff Caner
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                                    • Bread
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 03-16-08
                                      • 23726

                                      #19
                                      My fifth wife left me because I did NOT get cancer. And I tried hard...I loved her so much.
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                                      • CaneDawg
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 08-25-08
                                        • 6256

                                        #20
                                        no thread is complete with out one form bread

                                        thanks my brother

                                        peace
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                                        • InTheHole
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 04-28-08
                                          • 15243

                                          #21
                                          This thread is sickening

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                                          • mathdotcom
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 03-24-08
                                            • 11689

                                            #22
                                            Yeah can't wait for his post tomorrow

                                            Cracked open a beer

                                            She threw a frying pan at me, called me alcoholic

                                            Went nuts, smashed my stereo and slashed the tires on my new motorcycle

                                            She is filing for divorce

                                            I will lose everything
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                                            • Robyn
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 02-05-08
                                              • 9681

                                              #23
                                              I love my dead gay son.
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                                              • MickChunky
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 10-31-06
                                                • 1452

                                                #24
                                                It all changes when you have kids
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                                                • The Prick
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 08-31-05
                                                  • 4965

                                                  #25
                                                  caner livin right, congrats. not tootin my horn but my ol' lady an yers mustawent to the same school
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                                                  • pavyracer
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 04-12-07
                                                    • 82905

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by CaneDawg
                                                    grilled a nice steak while my wife made salad

                                                    had a few vodka and cranberrys

                                                    she is facebooking and i am posting

                                                    massage an ( ) a hour or so and its on ??

                                                    find the right one and its heaven boys
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                                                    • Poker_Beast
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 09-14-06
                                                      • 6547

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by CaneDawg
                                                      grilled a nice steak while my wife made salad

                                                      had a few vodka and cranberrys

                                                      she is facebooking and i am posting

                                                      massage an a hour or so and its on

                                                      find the right one and its heaven boys



                                                      Just needs to be the right one for sure
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                                                      • RogueJuror
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 07-08-08
                                                        • 10010

                                                        #28
                                                        inner

                                                        your girl was nice

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                                                        • TheLock
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 04-06-08
                                                          • 14427

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by MickChunky
                                                          It all changes when you have kids


                                                          I don't know why I remember this but I think Cane has a child.


                                                          Baby girl Cane?


                                                          Anyway, Cane is a solid "look on the bright side" poster. We need more people in the world like him.

                                                          I'm seperated with 2 young boys and it will tear your heart out sometimes.
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                                                          • TheLock
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 04-06-08
                                                            • 14427

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by pavyracer


                                                            They gon do it pavy
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                                                            • CaneDawg
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 08-25-08
                                                              • 6256

                                                              #31
                                                              i have a 5 yr old daughter

                                                              who is at peace right now

                                                              life is good
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                                                              • BeatTheJerk
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 08-19-07
                                                                • 31794

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by TheLock
                                                                I don't know why I remember this but I think Cane has a child.


                                                                Baby girl Cane?


                                                                Anyway, Cane is a solid "look on the bright side" poster. We need more people in the world like him.

                                                                I'm seperated with 2 young boys and it will tear your heart out sometimes.
                                                                word = 5 pts
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                                                                • HAPPY BOY
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 08-10-05
                                                                  • 7109

                                                                  #33
                                                                  my wife is on the rag and she has a cold "say hello to my little hand" hey Jerk how much for that famous lamp?
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                                                                  • BeatTheJerk
                                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                    • 08-19-07
                                                                    • 31794

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by HAPPY BOY
                                                                    my wife is on the rag and she has a cold "say hello to my little hand" hey Jerk how much for that famous lamp?
                                                                    20 Large pal, we're in a recession .................. lol
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                                                                    • RogueJuror
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 07-08-08
                                                                      • 10010

                                                                      #35
                                                                      that lamp should go to the sbr store

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