I prefer the Koran over the Bible

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  • betplom
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    • 09-20-06
    • 13444

    #1
    I prefer the Koran over the Bible
    The pages are must softer and don't scratch my anus.

  • Mikail
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 07-19-09
    • 21689

    #2
    لا سمح الله
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    • paco
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      • 05-07-09
      • 62873

      #3
      U will burn in hell
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      • betplom
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        • 09-20-06
        • 13444

        #4
        Originally posted by paco
        U will burn in hell
        Not possible, I am a Jedi - the force is with me.
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        • Bread
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          • 03-16-08
          • 23726

          #5
          Originally posted by paco
          U will burn in hell

          That's what my taxi driver said to me. I asked him if his virgins in heaven were virgins when they died, or if they just suddenly appear.
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          • Mikail
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            • 07-19-09
            • 21689

            #6
            أولئك الذين يسخرون الله وكتابه ، بالنسبة لهم هو عقاب شديد من نار جهنم
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            • RogueJuror
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              • 07-08-08
              • 10010

              #7
              plomberg

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              • betplom
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                • 09-20-06
                • 13444

                #8
                Originally posted by RogueJuror
                plomberg
                Juror-bloom!
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                • HAPPY BOY
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                  • 08-10-05
                  • 7109

                  #9
                  the King james version also has a nice winter fresh smell. Never used a koran Im sure its very absorban. I might pick up a few this weekend.
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                  • betplom
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 09-20-06
                    • 13444

                    #10
                    Originally posted by HAPPY BOY
                    the King james version also has a nice winter fresh smell. Never used a koran Im sure its very absorban. I might pick up a few this weekend.
                    Hapster!

                    Que pasa amigo?

                    Did you know the worlds greatest drummer had a baby girl with his new wife a last month?
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                    • Deuce
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                      • 01-12-08
                      • 29843

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Mikail
                      أولئك الذين يسخرون الله وكتابه ، بالنسبة لهم هو عقاب شديد من نار جهنم
                      Those who mock God and his book, for them is severe punishment of the Fire of Hell
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                      • betplom
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                        • 09-20-06
                        • 13444

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Deuce
                        Those who mock God and his book, for them is severe punishment of the Fire of Hell
                        Never underestimate the power of "the force"!
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                        • Deuce
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                          • 01-12-08
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                          #13
                          السخرية من الدين هو أن لا شيء مضحك. إذا كنت تريد شيئا وهمية وهمية لأصحابها لا معتقداتهم.
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                          • Mikail
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                            • 07-19-09
                            • 21689

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Deuce
                            Those who mock God and his book, for them is severe punishment of the Fire of Hell
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                            • HAPPY BOY
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                              • 08-10-05
                              • 7109

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Deuce
                              Those who mock God and his book, for them is severe punishment of the Fire of Hell
                              but he loves us... besides the thought of playing Texas Holdem with Jimmi Hendricks, Adolf Hilter ,Pope John Paul and Ted Bundy seems intersting.... I wonder if i can get Adolf to lay down his pair of 10's pre flop to my 7/2 off suit hmmmmm
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                              • Deuce
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                                • 01-12-08
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by HAPPY BOY
                                but he loves us... besides the thought of playing Texas Holdem with Jimmi Hendricks, Adolf Hilter ,Pope John Paul and Ted Bundy seems intersting.... I wonder if i can get Adolf to lay down his pair of 10's pre flop to my 7/2 off suit hmmmmm
                                Unreal, I was translating pal.
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                                • HAPPY BOY
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                                  • 08-10-05
                                  • 7109

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by betplom
                                  Hapster!

                                  Que pasa amigo?

                                  Did you know the worlds greatest drummer had a baby girl with his new wife a last month?
                                  BP whats a happening. Dude that made my night. So glad Neil has had a rough past few years.
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                                  • HAPPY BOY
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                                    • 08-10-05
                                    • 7109

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Deuce
                                    Unreal, I was translating pal.

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                                    • RogueJuror
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                                      • 07-08-08
                                      • 10010

                                      #19
                                      plommer have you ever fucked a muslim?

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                                      • betplom
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                                        • 09-20-06
                                        • 13444

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by RogueJuror
                                        plommer have you ever fucked a muslim?
                                        Yes, I've fvcked a few here in Toronto, how did I do it?

                                        I never paid the cab fare.

                                        Originally posted by HAPPY BOY
                                        BP whats a happening. Dude that made my night. So glad Neil has had a rough past few years.
                                        Neil Peart's wife Carrie Nuttall gave birth to a healthy baby girl Olivia Louise Peart on August 12th.

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                                        • CaneDawg
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                                          • 08-25-08
                                          • 6256

                                          #21
                                          unreal
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                                          • pimike
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                                            • 03-23-08
                                            • 37140

                                            #22
                                            [QUOTE=betplom;2256855]Yes, I've fvcked a few here in Toronto, how did I do it?

                                            I never paid the cab fare.



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