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  • UntilTheNDofTimE
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 05-29-08
    • 9285

    #36
    Originally posted by RogueScholar
    Yeah Onner, you're head and shoulders above the rest of us. After 22 years on the planet, the only person who's ever shown any interest in touching your dinger is ME! Now whether you're horribly unattractive, have a repugnant personality, or are truly asexual, it still leaves you many rungs behind even the average poster on this site. We're all messed up, but you're the only one living in his parents' basement after college, making minimum wage, and playing Rock Band in his socks and boxer shorts.

    Let's not forget that the Border Patrol still hasn't even gotten started on your background check. I collect Webkinz (see photo) and you haven't even eclipsed my achievements, young man. Next time come strong or don't come at all.


    RS we have our feuds from time to time but you steal the whole cake with this post
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    • UntilTheNDofTimE
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 05-29-08
      • 9285

      #37
      and to save onner some time

      Asexual

      a man/woman that is sexualy attracted by ****ing people up the ass
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388179

        #38
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        • odtw524
          Restricted User
          • 08-03-09
          • 996

          #39
          hahahaha
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          • HAPPY BOY
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 08-10-05
            • 7109

            #40
            Im horny
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            • Bread
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 03-16-08
              • 23726

              #41
              Originally posted by UntilTheNDofTimE
              and to save onner some time

              Asexual

              a man/woman that is sexualy attracted by ****ing people up the ass

              Epic fail.
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              • onthewhat
                Restricted User
                • 05-14-08
                • 15411

                #42
                For those who say I mumble, etc. or whatever: I passed an interview that 50% of applicants fail with the federal government which requires intelligence and position specific knowledge learned through either education or work experience to advance to the next level. I am not as well with words as posters such as jjgold when talking to myself and filming it, I'll admit.

                In terms of RogueScholar's post, my apologies for not settling for a career where you can interview today and start tomorrow. I have greater aspirations than that, and was raised by successful people who have transferred those expectations onto me which I will meet. Yes, it is no secret I still live with my parents at 22 years of age, however I shouldn't be faulted for that. I should be looked at as an individual who is extremely lucky to have a family that loves him and is giving him every opportunity to succeed. Also, in this day and age, it isn't exactly rare.

                I applied as soon as I could for the position I did, as I had to have college transcripts within a short period to continue in the process. Combining that with the current job market, my passion for Kentucky athletics, and my financial situation means that there is no need to begin a career right now when I can be happier yet survive by making decisions that I feel would benefit me in the long run. This is the last season that I will be able to attend games frequently, although I plan on flying back once or twice a year to attend the big ones, so I'd rather have a job than a career and be able to do what during this period of my life.

                I have no clue why my relationships with females was brought up in that post, and the fact that I'm supposedly "rungs behind the average poster" is laughable. I guess those thoughts are biased due to me being "mean" for not considering a gay lifestyle, which did give me a good laugh, however.

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                • buztah
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 03-23-07
                  • 7470

                  #43
                  This thread really didn't go how the OP expected. He was intellectually circle jerked and sent packing as soon as he opened his mouth.

                  Bread, make me a sammich. Sausage n peppers on a ciabatta, son.
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                  • RogueScholar
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 02-05-07
                    • 5082

                    #44
                    Originally posted by UntilTheNDofTimE
                    RS we have our feuds from time to time but you steal the whole cake with this post
                    Thanks man, I didn't want Onner to be able to come back at me with "Well, you collect little stuffed animals!" This way, we all get a good laugh, and it's obviously I can take it as well as dish it out.

                    There really aren't too many arguments amongst true degens that don't involve some element of the pot calling the kettle black. That's what Onner needs to learn from this thread. First, that if he were truly better than us, it would require no declaration, because he wouldn't be here. Second, that if you're going to insult us, realize that information like no girl has even let him touch her breast without swatting away his hand and saying don't do that again is going to get out.

                    Now, it's obvious that any 22-year-old virgin is going to be angry and maladjusted. Going through puberty and young adulthood without having someone show attraction to you personally and physically is a fundamental sort of rejection that few of us can even comprehend. I'm sure Onner hates the human race to a level not recorded since perpetrators of genocide walked among us.

                    We're not the enemy, though. The enemy stares back at him from the mirror, and that's where threads like this come from. A self-loathing and sense of inadequacy that should move us sooner to pity than to anger. I love Onner, and it's out of love that I make these posts in the hopes that he'll be confronted with some possible explanations for his unhappiness and moved to rectify that which bothers him.

                    Originally posted by StraitShooter
                    90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                    • HAPPY BOY
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 08-10-05
                      • 7109

                      #45
                      Buzzy u have an amazing pallet and cooking skills. You should go on the next Hells Kitchen. if that cock sucker Ramsey gives u shiit tell him to fvck off pal.
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                      • Bread
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 03-16-08
                        • 23726

                        #46
                        Buzzy I will make you a sandwich but it will not taste good because it will not be made out of love. It will be created out of fear.
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                        • Teela
                          SBR MVP
                          • 07-19-08
                          • 2551

                          #47
                          I'm a brute? I only threatened to kick Herman in the junk once.
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                          • Bread
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 03-16-08
                            • 23726

                            #48
                            Tella send in your betphoenix acct and play the ufc contest. now.
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                            • Teela
                              SBR MVP
                              • 07-19-08
                              • 2551

                              #49
                              Yes, dear.
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                              • RogueJuror
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 07-08-08
                                • 10010

                                #50
                                what's a god warrior?

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                                • Bread
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 03-16-08
                                  • 23726

                                  #51
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                                  • UntilTheNDofTimE
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 05-29-08
                                    • 9285

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by RogueScholar
                                    Thanks man, I didn't want Onner to be able to come back at me with "Well, you collect little stuffed animals!" This way, we all get a good laugh, and it's obviously I can take it as well as dish it out.

                                    There really aren't too many arguments amongst true degens that don't involve some element of the pot calling the kettle black. That's what Onner needs to learn from this thread. First, that if he were truly better than us, it would require no declaration, because he wouldn't be here. Second, that if you're going to insult us, realize that information like no girl has even let him touch her breast without swatting away his hand and saying don't do that again is going to get out.

                                    Now, it's obvious that any 22-year-old virgin is going to be angry and maladjusted. Going through puberty and young adulthood without having someone show attraction to you personally and physically is a fundamental sort of rejection that few of us can even comprehend. I'm sure Onner hates the human race to a level not recorded since perpetrators of genocide walked among us.

                                    We're not the enemy, though. The enemy stares back at him from the mirror, and that's where threads like this come from. A self-loathing and sense of inadequacy that should move us sooner to pity than to anger. I love Onner, and it's out of love that I make these posts in the hopes that he'll be confronted with some possible explanations for his unhappiness and moved to rectify that which bothers him.


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                                    • Shark79
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 11-19-07
                                      • 11211

                                      #53
                                      wow ... didnt want to come into this thread, since I saw posts by Bread/RS and others that hate this kid.

                                      But one thing is for sure ... he got served
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                                      • 20Four7
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 04-08-07
                                        • 6703

                                        #54
                                        Originally posted by Bread
                                        JJ us older guys need to be more of a role model for these kids here. What a mess!

                                        Nothing but a bunch of serial killers (Buzzy), homosexuals (Scholar), derelicts (Rake), sociopaths (Nicky), filth mongers (Binar-99), fascists (Willie Bee), half-steppers (Rainbow World), stripper daters (Sickler), Jews (Plommer), God warriors (Juror) brutes (Teela) and retards (Whitey).

                                        We need to shape this place up, JJ Orenthal Gold.
                                        Wow am I ever glad I didn't make that list.... I know I"m fvcked but not by that much.
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                                        • Teela
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 07-19-08
                                          • 2551

                                          #55
                                          I'm sure there's another list with your name on it...
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                                          • wtf
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 08-22-08
                                            • 12983

                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by InTheHole
                                            For example, Look at that baboon (my avatar). The guy graduates medical school and fails the State Boards twice. He decides to open up a site because he feels he is more qualified to read the emotions of players and gamble over others. Completely illogical thinking. I haven't even touched on his legal problems.
                                            ith, i love your posts on this giant turd, keep posting them

                                            especially the one yesterday with the transcripts of his civil suit!!!!!
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                                            • Robyn
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 02-05-08
                                              • 9681

                                              #57
                                              I feel bad for Herman. I wish people weren't so mean to him. He only lashes out in an effort to create a protective shell from the daily insults.

                                              I think we should all chip in $5 and get Herman a nice lady friend from craigslist. Let's make it happen, people.
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                                              • Bread
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 03-16-08
                                                • 23726

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by Robyn
                                                I feel bad for Herman. I wish people weren't so mean to him. He only lashes out in an effort to create a protective shell from the daily insults.

                                                I think we should all chip in $5 and get Herman a nice lady friend from craigslist. Let's make it happen, people.

                                                Kinda hard to do when Blitty has them all coming to his room.
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                                                • onthewhat
                                                  Restricted User
                                                  • 05-14-08
                                                  • 15411

                                                  #59
                                                  Robyn, there are some on here you should feel bad for. I am not one of them.
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                                                  • MonkeyF0cker
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 06-12-07
                                                    • 12144

                                                    #60
                                                    Originally posted by Robyn
                                                    I feel bad for Herman. I wish people weren't so mean to him. He only lashes out in an effort to create a protective shell from the daily insults.

                                                    I think we should all chip in $5 and get Herman a nice lady friend from craigslist. Let's make it happen, people.
                                                    Robyn balls, he wouldn't know what to do with a woman.
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                                                    • topgame85
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 03-30-08
                                                      • 12325

                                                      #61
                                                      9/10 gamblers think they are better or at least better off than other guys because they hear others horro stories but down play their own onner does at least have a college degree and aspirations which is a lot better than most people around gambling boards
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                                                      • Robyn
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 02-05-08
                                                        • 9681

                                                        #62
                                                        Herman, you seem very depressed right now. Are you alright?
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                                                        • InTheHole
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 04-28-08
                                                          • 15243

                                                          #63
                                                          Originally posted by RogueScholar
                                                          Yeah Onner, you're head and shoulders above the rest of us. After 22 years on the planet, the only person who's ever shown any interest in touching your dinger is ME! Now whether you're horribly unattractive, have a repugnant personality, or are truly asexual, it still leaves you many rungs behind even the average poster on this site. We're all messed up, but you're the only one living in his parents' basement after college, making minimum wage, and playing Rock Band in his socks and boxer shorts.

                                                          Let's not forget that the Border Patrol still hasn't even gotten started on your background check. I collect Webkinz (see photo) and you haven't even eclipsed my achievements, young man. Next time come strong or don't come at all.

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