If you had one Do Over in life....what would it be?

[Swinging Johnson]

I'm sure the responses will be interesting.

[landers781]

Not go to work the day my co worker introduced me to online gambling about 9 yrs ago. Been chasing ever since hahaha

[Fishhead]

Not consumed as much margarine as I did in my childhood.

[Willie Bee]

I'd have stayed with my best buddy the night of April 18, 1996, and been there when he had the heart attack that killed him.

[DrStale]

Redo College.

[SamsNCharge99]

go back 1 week and know the results of the gms that were played that week. Then, I would win every gm and win a couple million dollars in that one week by winning every gm.

Then, lost that million I won over the next couple years

[themajormt]

Wouldn't have graduated high school a semester early to go to college early to play baseball. Had dreams of making it to the big leagues but all I did was tear my bicep in the summer because my arm wasnt used to the constant strain of college ball and I lost my scholorship a semester early.

Oh, and I wouldnt have made a porno my sophomore year of college, and I definitely would have made sure I hid it so my boy didnt see it when he was going through my porn. And I DEFINITELY would have made sure that the girl knew I didnt show it to him purposely so she didnt go to the dean of our small catholic school and tell him I made a porn without her consent. Having my grandfather ask me if I was done being a "professional video guy" when he was about to go in for quadruple bypass was not so fun...

[Jimmy0607]

Not skip football practice to go play soccer with the boys , broke my arm playing and miss my senior Football season

[themajormt]

Jimmy, please do not take offense to this...

We used to hose the soccer team whenever they tried to walk into the locker room and if one was lucky enough to make it in they got smacked with icyhot and towels... Why did you hang out with the fairies?

[Richkas]

Wouldnt have gotten married.

[jjgold]

Wish I did not use hair spray in HS. It Killed all my fukkin hair cells and bald as a fukkin eagle as we speak. It had major implications.

[dwaechte]

Too many to name.

[Jimmy0607]

Jimmy, please do not take offense to this... We used to hose the soccer team whenever they tried to walk into the locker room and if one was lucky enough to make it in they got smacked with icyhot and towels... Why did you hang out with the fairies?

Lol its all good
It was actually some of the boys from the football and baseball team that liked soccer so we went to play

We did same to the Ners that werent actually in the soccer but would play during lunchtime and would try to play soccer next to Fball practice , haha good old days

[Bread]

Would've never allowed my first wife and Binar-99 to trade email addresses.

How was I to know what was to come??!

[raydog]

was a time a while back that i needed to show some income, so i got involved in a few business opportunities. ate a 50k cash loan to one of my partners....wtf was i thinking

[FreeFall]

Absolutely nothing. Unless I could jump out of planes earlier than the age of 18!

[DwightShrute]

nothing!

well, maybe picked 28 rather than 26 on the lottery ticket a few years back. Would have won 1 million as opposed to $500.

[StraitShooter]

38 years ago..I would not have shot that poor little bird off the telephone wire with my sling shot..i was a fvcken punk for doing that..I got lucky and hit him first shot with this thing called a wrist rocket.

Today I fight for animal rights in his honor so he did not die in vain

[Sam Odom]

Never had the 1st drink of alcohol. The bad has out-weighed the good for me.

[RogueScholar]

That's easy, I would've gone straight to grad school after college. At the time I was debating between the priesthood and becoming a tenure-track professor and I went with the priesthood. Wasted six months at Mount Angel Monastery/Seminary and then became a junkie once I got back into the real world. Had I applied to University of Washington that spring and been accepted, I could already be going up for tenure in 2010 before I'm 30 years old.

Well, that's why I drink a lot, it helps me to forget what I could've been.

[Sam Odom]

RS, did you get any 'action' at the Monastery ?

[RogueScholar]

RS, did you get any 'action' at the Monastery ?

Yeah Sam, actually I did. I hooked up with a couple of seminarians that were already an established couple looking to spice things up with a third. That was my first threesome ever, and it'll always be a very fond memory. I wonder whatever happened to those guys...

A couple of the older monks would cruise me every so often, but I never did anything with them. As a novice I had to do the laundry for all the brethren, and once you've folded an old dude's tighty whiteys it's hard to consider fooling around with them, even though my previous experiences with men had all been in their 30's or older.

Finally the seminal experience (pun most decidedly intended) that led to me leaving the program was sleeping with a 26 year old lady who took a retreat to the monastery after having her marriage annuled for infidelity. She had pot with her and afterwards when we got high, I decided there was no way in hell I was gonna be able to live such a straight-edge life. A week later I was in Portland, no home, no car, with a sack full of weed to sell. The rest, as they say, is history.

[themajormt]

Was she a good fukk Roguey?

[keyboarding]

Not bother with university and started gambling out of high school.

[CarpeDime]

hm i dont know there have been a lot of things i prob shouldnt have done, a lot i definitely shoundt have done. i guess the first thing that comes to mind is, i shouldnt have "been intimate" with......MY OWN MOTHER!

[head_strong]

wish I would have fked my ex-girlfriends sister.....

[RogueScholar]

Was she a good fukk Roguey?

Oh, it was incredible. I'd only been with one girl in college, and this chick was the first to push me onto my back and get on top. She sucked a mean dick and was absolutely gorgeous. It was honestly when I realized I really was a quite happy bisexual man. The chick I did in college was a novel experience, but it didn't leave me wanting more pussy after we parted ways. Once I got back to Portland I totally forgot about guys for awhile and had four different girlfriends in a row.

I've had some incredible heterosexual experiences since then, but they all came in the context of a relationship where we were able to learn what the other person liked and needed. This was still the best initial sexual encounter I've ever had with another human being. A very pleasant memory to recount in this post, I assure you.

[themajormt]

Ahhh same memories I have of the bosses wife...

[eidolon]

If I had just one do over in life, it would be back when I was just a sperm, and I would have just gone straight into the fallopian tubes, and into the body, and dodged that mofo egg.

[BadNina]

I would have driven to Montevallo last Christmas.

[RealSlimShady]

Wish I did not use hair spray in HS. It Killed all my fukkin hair cells and bald as a fukkin eagle as we speak. It had major implications.

[DrStale]

wish I would have fked my ex-girlfriends sister.....

You don't need a do over for that...unless she's dead.

[pico]

i wish i used a vaporizer.

[20Four7]

LOL, to many things to mention. Don't regret anything but would redo a lot of shit if I could. Knowing now what I didn't know then is a big factor. But certain redo's would involve a lot more sex with a specific woman.....

[newjerseydevils]

wish I would have fked my ex-girlfriends sister.....

LMAO ahahahaha
best one so far