greatest hustle ever

[thejrichshow85]

i was @ a local bar and i went to the restroom and right when im done taking a piss theres a guy throwing soap in my hand turning the ****ing water on and handing me papertowels and this mother****er got a bucket full of 1's and 5's must of made a couple hundred tonight WTF.... i had to take a piss so bad before i left but was broke ansd was to embarresed to go back and tip this mother****er

[RogueJuror]

yep, sounds like the greatest

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

Yea i was walking back to the parking lot for my lunch break and this guy that usually hangs around is sitting there with paper towels n windex. Hes like ill do your winshield for $2, n the whole car for $3, im like **** you , if you do 5 cars a hour you make more money than me, give me your job. Tax free

[RogueJuror]

jrich, timer's dude sounds like the greatest now

[durito]

i gave spare change to 6 different dudes to wash my windshield today, i don't think any of em did shit, but I appreciate people that try to work for a buck

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

So i should do that 5 times a hour to make 15 bucks x 8 hours and do less work, not pay taxes and live better. Im then a better person and more respected?

[RogueJuror]

sure timer, beats Target

[thejrichshow85]

any1 know what time mcdonalds starts serving breakfast?

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

Yea, my jobs simple. I stand and give change. And drive sales!!! Whoopi! Nah but im currently in the process of getting HVAC certified to i can get into building service repair and maintenance. I may still be at target doing it but for $20/hr cant complain.

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

I believe 5am

[RogueJuror]

any1 know what time mcdonalds starts serving breakfast?

bump for genny

[ChuteBoxe]

any1 know what time mcdonalds starts serving breakfast?

It's 3AM by me, call up your local McDonald's and ask.

[MonkeyF0cker]

It's 4am here. And seriously? You've never seen a restroom attendant before? Wow.

[RogueJuror]

And seriously? You've never seen a restroom attendant before? Wow.

jrich's dude was a HUSTLER!!

[bettilimbroke999]

The weird thing is this story takes place in a McD's bathroom

[Masu485]

So i should do that 5 times a hour to make 15 bucks x 8 hours and do less work, not pay taxes and live better. Im then a better person and more respected?

ahaha, the imbalance of work and salaries in this world is enough to have turned me off from material and financial pursuits.

to add to what you said, yes, there are plenty of people who work less, sit on their asses, and get paid millions just because they wear a suit. and there are people who have two or three jobs and work their asses off all day and still live like garbage.

[Deuce]

I never tip those mother fukkers. I am fully capable of doing that myself.

[paco]

The bathroom guy @ the stripclub makes between $250-300/night

[HotStreak]

Can't knock the hustle.

[Bread]

It's 4am here. And seriously? You've never seen a restroom attendant before? Wow.

More genius threads started by Jrich please!

[buztah]

i was @ a local bar and i went to the restroom and right when im done taking a piss theres a guy throwing soap in my hand turning the ****ing water on and handing me papertowels and this mother****er got a bucket full of 1's and 5's must of made a couple hundred tonight WTF.... i had to take a piss so bad before i left but was broke ansd was to embarresed to go back and tip this mother****er

Was it the prickmeister? Seems like something he'd pull. That kok! Bet he'd get rock hard too while guys pinch off their loads. Disgusting

[Dad]

Bars exist on margins. A bars margin on alcohol is greater than the margins on alcohol at your local retailer.

You are throwing your money away.

[Dad]

i was @ a local bar and i went to the restroom and right when im done taking a piss theres a guy throwing soap in my hand turning the ****ing water on and handing me papertowels and this mother****er got a bucket full of 1's and 5's must of made a couple hundred tonight WTF.... i had to take a piss so bad before i left but was broke ansd was to embarresed to go back and tip this mother****er

Did he have the assortment of cologne and mints? I have been to bars where the bathroom attendent had various colognes and mints/gum laid out on the counter for you to use.

[konck]

You could have told the guy you wanted to pee on him for 20

[Swinging Johnson]

I never tip those mother fukkers. I am fully capable of doing that myself.

In your case I think they're merely suggesting you wash your hands. When you go back to your day job it's important that the french fries and hamburgers are disease free.