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  • mathdotcom
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-24-08
    • 11689

    #1
    Spend your SBR Points ASAP
    Because the SBR Point system will bankrupt SBR very soon.

    1] A mug is 50 points. The mugs must cost SBR at least a few bucks, plus anywhere from $5-10 shipping I imagine. Rough estimate of cost to SBR of issuing a single SBR point: $0.30. Rough calculation:

    7 points per poster per day, maybe 300 posters. In one year, that is a total number of (7)(365)(300) = 766500 points per year. That is $229,950 and does not even include all the points from SBR contests. I am probably way off on 300 posters per day, though.

    2] Sam will soon be overwhelmed with shipping work and dealing with venditto's local Domino's staff. SBR will have to cover his psychiatric costs while also trying to fill his shoes. Orders will be backlogged, posters will fume, and a forum riot may begin.

    3] Compaqdorkk is working round the clock to create massive SBR point inflation to render the currency worthless and force the SBR economy into a standstill.

    You're welcome
    mathy
  • pat venditto
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-07-07
    • 14347

    #2
    Already bought 3 pizzas mathy i'm ahead of the game.
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    • pokernut9999
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 07-25-07
      • 12757

      #3
      Obama has already agreed to a points bailout if needed.
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      • CaneDawg
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 08-25-08
        • 6256

        #4
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        • SBR Points Czar
          SBR Rookie
          • 09-16-09
          • 1

          #5
          I am from The Government and I am Here To Help !

          We will make a full examination of this points situation and issue a report shortly !
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          • sam9ball
            SBR MVP
            • 07-01-09
            • 4454

            #6
            Make my day

            Mathy,
            Don't worry, everything will be all right.
            Everything is under control.
            The store is doing just fine.
            Order are coming in and going out just as fast!
            I welcome the day that "you say I will become overwhelmed.
            BRING IT ON SUCKER!
            "MAKE MY DAY"
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            • onthewhat
              Restricted User
              • 05-14-08
              • 15411

              #7
              I was thinking of this too

              I can see the point system being revamped shortly...SBR has already spent probably $500 on pizzas in 3-4 weeks.
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              • Willie Bee
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 02-14-06
                • 15726

                #8
                Originally posted by onthewhat
                SBR has already spent probably $500 on pizzas in 3-4 weeks.
                $525 counting the pizzas we had had at the office on Tuesday.
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                • onthewhat
                  Restricted User
                  • 05-14-08
                  • 15411

                  #9
                  Line on SBR Pizzas ordered by Patty Venditto by Dec. 31, 2009 (including the 3 already ordered).

                  Ov. 17.5 -115
                  Un. 17.5 -105

                  Patty has ordered 3 pizzas in the past week. At 7 points per day posting, he will earn 742 points the rest of the year just by logging in and posting. That will account for 6 pizzas by itself. Add in his constant requests for points, and add another 5 per day on average comes out to an additional 530 points. Add in the fact that when he gets to approximately 110 points, he begs for 15 points so he can get a pizza, and the request has been granted each time so far. I'll figure that will account for another 150 points. Just by those points alone, he will be able to purchase 11 pizzas the rest of the year.

                  Add in other points earned from contests, plus other generous donations by posters, and I am estimating Patty orders 15 more pizzas this calender year.
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                  • onthewhat
                    Restricted User
                    • 05-14-08
                    • 15411

                    #10
                    At 18 total pizzas, costing approximately $11.99, plus 7.75% sales tax, plus an approximately $1.50 delivery fee, SBR is paying Patty Venditto approximately $259.56 to post here from September 2009 to December 2009 if my prediction of 18 pizzas is correct.
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                    • Willie Bee
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 02-14-06
                      • 15726

                      #11
                      Just doing our part to help you kids, onner
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                      • BGS 9.5
                        SBR MVP
                        • 01-10-08
                        • 4628

                        #12
                        The whole point system needs to get chuckked
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                        • mathdotcom
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 03-24-08
                          • 11689

                          #13
                          Rumour is SBR John has called in Ben Bernanke to handle the SBR point credit crisis
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                          • paco
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 05-07-09
                            • 62873

                            #14
                            Originally posted by BGS 9.5
                            The whole point system needs to get chuckked
                            do u not enjoy the gifts ? i got a duffel bag which is amazing. (Nike and SBR embroided). Everyone be jocking me about it @ the gym asking "Whats SBR" ? I say "Only for big time Sports Bettor" and then they start asking me for picks. Maybe i should go tout at the gym
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                            • Rixsaw
                              SBR MVP
                              • 10-23-08
                              • 4532

                              #15
                              Originally posted by mathdotcom
                              Because the SBR Point system will bankrupt SBR very soon.
                              I bet all my points that SBR management aren't a bunch of dumbass.
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                              • The Prick
                                SBR MVP
                                • 08-31-05
                                • 4965

                                #16
                                hmmm, im startin to think mebbe these braniacs at SBR might know what theyre doin. kinda puts the whole village on the payroll. whater, your a smart guy, cany ya cypher up right quick how many pizzas its gonna cost sbr ta catch covers?
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                                • onthewhat
                                  Restricted User
                                  • 05-14-08
                                  • 15411

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by The Prick
                                  hmmm, im startin to think mebbe these braniacs at SBR might know what theyre doin. kinda puts the whole village on the payroll. whater, your a smart guy, cany ya cypher up right quick how many pizzas its gonna cost sbr ta catch covers?
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                                  • wtf
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 08-22-08
                                    • 12983

                                    #18
                                    not exactly a revolutionary idea
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                                    • pavyracer
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 04-12-07
                                      • 82857

                                      #19
                                      The way SBR spent money at the Bash I doubt they would go bankrupt soon. Mr.D was handing money in envelopes and he even sent a stripper to my room.
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                                      • mathdotcom
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 03-24-08
                                        • 11689

                                        #20
                                        pavy

                                        how much does it cost to hire professional actor to pretend to be a poster?

                                        We are looking into some possibilities
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                                        • 20Four7
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 04-08-07
                                          • 6703

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by mathdotcom
                                          pavy

                                          how much does it cost to hire professional actor to pretend to be a poster?

                                          We are looking into some possibilities
                                          LOL, is he cheaper than tacomax and the prick from the year's before bash.... If pavy shows up next year I'll believe he's the real person.... funny how Teela has disappared since the bash.
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                                          • compaqDikk
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 10-08-05
                                            • 5699

                                            #22
                                            i've kicked around and massaged some #s and there's no doubt in my mind sbr points is a bigger ponzy scheme then the berdoff ordeal. it will not end pretty. someone will be 10 pts shy of a 50 incher then bang
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                                            • Robyn
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 02-05-08
                                              • 9681

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by 20Four7
                                              LOL, is he cheaper than tacomax and the prick from the year's before bash.... If pavy shows up next year I'll believe he's the real person.... funny how Teela has disappared since the bash.
                                              Good lord, you guys are all paranoid. "Everyone here is either a ghost or an SBR employee, Teela is fake, Pavy is fake, Taco is fake, Bread makes Robyn's picks..."

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                                              • tacomax
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 08-10-05
                                                • 9619

                                                #24
                                                I like the way that pavy now gets the fake accusations after actually turning up to the bash. Now you know what it's like, pal.
                                                Originally posted by pags11
                                                SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
                                                Originally posted by BuddyBear
                                                I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
                                                Originally posted by curious
                                                taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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                                                • Teela
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 07-19-08
                                                  • 2551

                                                  #25
                                                  I disappeared? Hmmm... I thought that I was still around...
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                                                  • sickler
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 06-05-08
                                                    • 15006

                                                    #26
                                                    Other than pizzas, there should be a minimum order of 1000 points. Would cut down on the shipping costs.
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                                                    • DougFunny
                                                      SBR High Roller
                                                      • 09-17-09
                                                      • 152

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by pokernut9999
                                                      Obama has already agreed to a points bailout if needed.
                                                      Amazing!!!
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                                                      • mathdotcom
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 03-24-08
                                                        • 11689

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by mathdotcom
                                                        Because the SBR Point system will bankrupt SBR very soon.

                                                        1] A mug is 50 points. The mugs must cost SBR at least a few bucks, plus anywhere from $5-10 shipping I imagine. Rough estimate of cost to SBR of issuing a single SBR point: $0.30. Rough calculation:

                                                        7 points per poster per day, maybe 300 posters. In one year, that is a total number of (7)(365)(300) = 766500 points per year. That is $229,950 and does not even include all the points from SBR contests. I am probably way off on 300 posters per day, though.

                                                        2] Sam will soon be overwhelmed with shipping work and dealing with venditto's local Domino's staff. SBR will have to cover his psychiatric costs while also trying to fill his shoes. Orders will be backlogged, posters will fume, and a forum Riot may begin.

                                                        3] Compaqdorkk is working round the clock to create massive SBR point inflation to render the currency worthless and force the SBR economy into a standstill.

                                                        You're welcome
                                                        mathy
                                                        RE: Increased price for freeplays
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                                                        • Fishhead
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 08-11-05
                                                          • 40179

                                                          #29
                                                          This is huge tax write-off for sbr!!!

                                                          If anything, they will be giving away more points after halloween passes.
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                                                          • Domestic
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 02-10-09
                                                            • 6323

                                                            #30
                                                            Once the SBR book/casino whatever comes out we will all gamble the points away anyway.
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                                                            • onthewhat
                                                              Restricted User
                                                              • 05-14-08
                                                              • 15411

                                                              #31
                                                              Good call Mathy
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                                                              • keyboarding
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 07-30-09
                                                                • 6817

                                                                #32
                                                                You have to wonder how much they are making off banner advertisements. With the increased page impressions and loyalty program, you guys are fools to think the posters are coming out ahead.
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                                                                • mathdotcom
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 03-24-08
                                                                  • 11689

                                                                  #33
                                                                  keyboarding when i have 100k points and order a couple HDTVs to be shipped to my home in Nairobi we will see
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                                                                  • Fishhead
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 08-11-05
                                                                    • 40179

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by keyboarding
                                                                    You have to wonder how much they are making off banner advertisements. With the increased page impressions and loyalty program, you guys are fools to think the posters are coming out ahead.

                                                                    Actually, EVERYONE is benifiting..........SBR, POSTERS, ADVERTISERS.
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                                                                    • Doug
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 08-10-05
                                                                      • 6324

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Fishhead
                                                                      This is huge tax write-off for sbr!!!

                                                                      If anything, they will be giving away more points after halloween passes.
                                                                      Why Halloween ?
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