Has anyone ever had one? Like a woman 10-15 years older than you that just tosses you money and shit and you occasionally let her suck on your weiner?
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I'll take that as a no, guess it was a stupid question considering half the board cant see their sauseege...Comment -
A very good topic, maj, that has gone unnoticed by most here. Indeed I have had the occasional MILF/sugar momma who has thrown money and lavish gifts (usually in the form of vacations to wonderful places like the Virgin Islands and Hawaii) at me. These relationships have never lasted more than a few months though. Milk the opportunity should you be fortunate enough to receive it. If you wish to maximize your chances of finding said sugar momma, you must invest money. Literally. You must place yourself in the environment where sugar mommas live (the theatre, first class airline seats, etc). You must be charming, intelligent and charismatic. It helps a great deal if you also appear very fit and confident as most men the sugar momma's will have the usual beer gut and obsession with trivial matters (like sports). In short, you must be an actor.Comment -
Buz right now I am a 31 year old financial advisor... I like acting
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You must be a damn good one too. LOL! You KNOW, given your affiliations with no doubt the most pompous amongst us, who has money and who is horny. Just don't expect anything long term.Comment -
Been married to a Sugar Mama for a while now major. Only she's not older than me. She lavishes me gifts like gardening implements, nice clothes (if they're on sale), the occasional 4-pack of Boddington's Ale and even bought me a new Stetson porkpie hat about a week ago. In return I pretend to be listening when she's telling me about her day though in reality I'm enjoying the flavor of the Boddington's and admiring my dead-sexy self in the mirror with the new hat atop my noggin.Comment -
Such is a rare feat, WB. The younger sugar momma who keeps you long term is a remarkable thing. I fear you are setting the OP up for failure though as his expectations will now be unreasonable.Comment -
But in all actuality I am a 26 year old Credit Manager
She is divorced, has a 4,000 square foot house to herself, and owns a salon...
Not sure how I am going to handle this one but its nice...Comment -
Maj, that's a nice scenario. Just don't ruin it by talking too much. You can contradict yourself that way so easily. Let her talk as you gaze dreamily into her eyes. Always appear interested in the minutia of her existence and ask follow up questions, like you care. Make it all about her and her needs.Comment -
Major, ask her to buy you a $130 Stetson porkpie. If she does, you're in like flint
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Willie, I thought I asked you to pack your shit up and move downstairs to Storage Room B?Originally posted by Willie BeeMajor, ask her to buy you a $130 Stetson porkpie. If she does, you're in like flintComment -
WB I want a woman like that... My girlfriend is all about her man, its always how bad her day at work was, how stressed she is about money, bla bla bla... I have never met someone who has life by the balls but doesnt realize it. She has ZERO credit card debt, ZERO student loans, and no car payment. And makes over $50k a year... That aint so bad!!!
I need the mother type...Comment -
Those are pimp hats but not my style yet WB... Give me 20 years and I will rock it!Comment -
Do you have the feather in it WB??Comment -
Best of luck to you. As a Plan B, take pictures of her naked for potential blackmail later when she replaces you.Comment -
Keyboard, pal, I'm disappointed. I'd expect a suggestion like that to *** from an EOG poster but not you. WTF, man? We playas must remain dignified and realistic at all times.Originally posted by keyboardingComment -
No feather, just a band. Looks a lot like the photo below, only it's chocolate brown and it's the finest quality Stetson 'fur-felt,' hand sewn and custom creased and fitted to my old head.Originally posted by themajormt
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I have been a sugar daddy and it was cool but you need money for that.
I would like a sugar mommy, where and how do you get one?Comment -
A sugar momma's only purpose is financial support. Why should that end when the relationship does? I'm a realist, brother.Originally posted by buztahComment -
KB, the financial side of it is one thing but I also like the emotional support... No drama or stress, she just babies you... Its very very niiiice
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I had sex with my web design teacher for a good grade, I dont know if it qualifies as a sugar momma storyComment -
Yes I would give you that Jimmy... I had sex with my teaching assistant my junior year of high school. BEST sex I ever had! Ill never forget the jar of condoms she had on her desk in her dorm room at SU. She showed me how to fukk!Comment -
Fair enough.Originally posted by themajormtKB, the financial side of it is one thing but I also like the emotional support... No drama or stress, she just babies you... Its very very niiiice
Well done.Originally posted by themajormtComment -
My first 3 years I had my Special teams coach as a teacher so that was an easy for the Fball players but then they removed him from the position bc obviosuly we didnt learn shit those 3 years so then comes my senior year and i walk in and the fashion teacher was our new teacher and this lady was fine , big ass , nice size boobs and pretty face , so since I was never doing shit I would go and talk to her and it got more personal and personal , she actually told me how was it when she went out with Joe Kennedy (RIP) when he played here with the rays anyways towards the end of the semester I needed the grade to keep up my GPA so one day she told me that she just moved to a new condo and it was a mess so I offered my help and she agreed , later on after practice went to help and that turned into a rally good fukk , she knew how to fukComment -
I love older women... No bullshit, they want to fukk just as much if not MORE than the guy does... And they are not afraid to tell you that they want to fukk. They dont play any pantie dropping games like these other chicks do. If you go home with them, you are going to FUKK, and fukk all night. Not get there make out, get your weiner hard and then they say "OHHH no I'm not like this, I never do this I swear, we cant have sex, we really cant I am not a whore, bla bla bla bla" when you know they did this shit 3 days ago with some other jerk off...Comment -
Major you are such a porn star. I think I know more about your sex life than anybody I've ever met.Comment -
I'm really not though! I am definitely a sexual dude but not like a stud or anything like that. I have just been fortunate enough to have some fun growing up. I lost my virginity at 14 (summer going into 9th grade) to a senior in high school. And its been ON like donkey kong since then...Comment -
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