What are some zany excuses posters have used when turning TOUT?

[daggerkobe]

Indiancowboy - "Someone is emailing shit to one of my professors at med school.... so I must turn tout!"

Poster (on a small, private BB) - "I only earn $150 as a ref in College basketball so I must start charging for my picks!"

[BobHarvey]

How about "I just got layed off.....again for the fifth time in ten years....and I've got some people willing to buy me plays". That's actually a true story.

[G's pks]

I would think cocknocker's thought was... While I am hitting around 40% at best in baseball why not.... Maybe they will fall the the crumbs, lightbulbs and excuses!

[Enogsiwon]

As a future Tout.. I see nothing wrong with selling picks..

the difference is.. I will be picking more winners than the others..

everyone around me makes $$

look for my free winning prop bets for tonights MNF games..up soon

King

[ZBOIZ]

TOUTS ARE COOL

[Willie Bee]

One whole chapter on my book I'll publish after I retire is devoted to poster/forum excuses.