Meeting a woman off craigslist

[mathdotcom]

She wants to meet in a nearby park around midnight. She says she is going to be by this tree and she wants me not to say hi or anything and take her from behind.

Has anyone done this before? Don't you go soft if some old ladies walk by? Very dangerous to have pants around ankles when trying to flee from scene.

jj, is this a trap?

[flyingillini]

This has happened to you by some of the grade school Mom's when you were the head custodian as well. I want to hear about first week of School stories from you. Lots of Mom's were hitting on Mathy!

[mathdotcom]

lion eye

First week of school is perfect time to scout moms. I am not currently on payroll, but just calmly walk into school. I stand by a corner somewhere with mop and bucket, looking kind of busy. The teachers don't recognize me but figure I was hired over the summer. The parents don't know any different. Unfortunately was not very productive this week because no longer have access to furnace room where I used to bang broads. It is all electronic but compactor and I are working on cracking the code.

lioneye, I banged so many moms over my work bench I lost count. Many splinters and water heater burns to show for it. It is still the best place to bang though. I would just unzip my red overalls (which I still have from when I was an ice rink caretaker) and go to work. I would pump away completely naked except I'd have on my big rubber boots for extra grip and balance. Stole a few jump ropes from the elementary gym (la petite salle de gym) to tie up broads and use the vice to keep their arms in place.

Only one teacher ever found out but he was kind of a perv so I let him in on the action to keep him quiet. He would pump away for a few minutes and would then take out a pendulum, swing it for a bit and ask "should I *** yet?". In a few moments the pendulum would give him his answer and he would either finish up or keep going. He lost his job a few years back for telling principal not to wipe his boogars on the wall. Ronald can tell you more about this.

best years of my life son

[smarmy]

you're going to get mugged. count on it.

[mathdotcom]

Stayed in bushes until 12.05 when woman finally arrived and stood by tree. She was kind of looking around so I go up to her with my cock already out and start to pull her pants down. She turns around quickly and slams me in the head with her fukkin purse and runs away.

Was kind of hot actually

[SlickFazzer]

Did she touch your pecker Mathy?

[flyingillini]

lion eye

First week of school is perfect time to scout moms. I am not currently on payroll, but just calmly walk into school. I stand by a corner somewhere with mop and bucket, looking kind of busy. The teachers don't recognize me but figure I was hired over the summer. The parents don't know any different. Unfortunately was not very productive this week because no longer have access to furnace room where I used to bang broads. It is all electronic but compactor and I are working on cracking the code.

lioneye, I banged so many moms over my work bench I lost count. Many splinters and water heater burns to show for it. It is still the best place to bang though. I would just unzip my red overalls (which I still have from when I was an ice rink caretaker) and go to work. I would pump away completely naked except I'd have on my big rubber boots for extra grip and balance. Stole a few jump ropes from the elementary gym (la petite salle de gym) to tie up broads and use the vice to keep their arms in place.

Only one teacher ever found out but he was kind of a perv so I let him in on the action to keep him quiet. He would pump away for a few minutes and would then take out a pendulum, swing it for a bit and ask "should I *** yet?". In a few moments the pendulum would give him his answer and he would either finish up or keep going. He lost his job a few years back for telling principal not to wipe his boogars on the wall. Ronald can tell you more about this.

best years of my life son

By far the post of the month!

[Rixsaw]

Stayed in bushes until 12.05 when woman finally arrived and stood by tree. She was kind of looking around so I go up to her with my cock already out and start to pull her pants down. She turns around quickly and slams me in the head with her fukkin purse and runs away.

Was kind of hot actually

fantasy over-drive. Next time calculate the correct approach angle so you don't get hit.

[mathdotcom]

Rixsaw I did not see it coming, was focusing all energy on unzipping her pants

[mathdotcom]

rixsaw not good

this was a year ago before she put on the extra extra weight, too

[unde0087]

don't bring any money or your wallet because you will be robbed and probably get beat up by a group of people

[G's pks]

Take her from behind! Its a dude!

[TheLock]

[G's pks]