I just can't take it any more!

pimike · 09-10-09, 12:31 PM

diogee · 09-10-09, 12:31 PM

Way to throw it out there.

Wasn't sure if TLS was still around. Need a winner.

The Prick · 09-10-09, 12:41 PM

buzzer you got big ol stones comin out like that in fronta a buncha yer e-pals. i knew ya was a little bit light from that pic of you an plommer. a little too dapper fer a hetero.

Richkas · 09-10-09, 12:41 PM

Originally posted by buztah

Since my return subsequent to my most recent hiatus I have felt extreme sexual tension building between myself and another forum member, with whom I have engaged in seemingly harmless flirtation in the past. I notice him viewing my threads and feel he wishes to re-connect and carry on but he has not as of yet made a move, so to speak. I suppose I must pick up the torch and carry it forward, upward and onward at this juncture. My prowess here at SBR (and generally superior good looks) has intimidated many a suitor in the past so I should forgive this transgression and be flattered thereby.

Rogue Scholar, I hope you are keeping well and I trust that you know I am always here for you. I realize my sporadic and seemingly haphazard disappearances, right as we seem to be building strong momentum, could perhaps be somewhat frustrating but I assure you that such abscences are not by any means a knock against you. They are essential for the improvement of my physique and my mind.

Here is wishing you peace, profits and love.

Buzzy

I thought you were banging the neighbor lady Buzzy

CarpeDime · 09-10-09, 12:48 PM

G's pks · 09-10-09, 12:48 PM

Wow... I should of known when you said you screwed that Brazilian tranny...and said how great it was...

TexansFan · 09-10-09, 12:57 PM

I was going to guess 5 star...

pimike · 09-10-09, 12:58 PM

Originally posted by CarpeDime

buztah · 09-10-09, 01:08 PM

Originally posted by Richkas

I thought you were banging the neighbor lady Buzzy

Indeed I am but I do not see people in terms of gender, sir. A person is either attractive or not.

G's pks · 09-10-09, 01:10 PM

http://forum.sbrforum.com/private-zone/222875-have-you-ever-phucked-tranny.html

themajormt · 09-10-09, 01:18 PM

Its funny how you went from being a cokk in almost all your other posts but then just turned into a cokk BOY in this post... Shouldnt you wish him a little more? Like, heres to Buzzy touching your snack pack or something?

Rixsaw · 09-10-09, 01:34 PM

Originally posted by buztah

Indeed I am but I do not see people in terms of gender, sir. A person is either attractive or not.

Buzzy is bi-sexual???

buztah · 09-10-09, 01:34 PM

I am an opportunist and a realist.

themajormt · 09-10-09, 01:47 PM

So grab the bull by the horns, or balls in your case, and take the opportunity! Roguey is a solid dude, might run circles around you though, very intellectual...

007Fatty · 09-10-09, 01:58 PM

Oh wow.
Wat has this world come too...

themajormt · 09-10-09, 02:03 PM

Oh and you might have to clear it with MattyRain first, but if he gives you the OK, you're all good pal

SlickFazzer · 09-10-09, 02:04 PM

so whos screwing who?

themajormt · 09-10-09, 02:13 PM

I think Buz wants to open Roguey's snack pack and see what its all about...

Chi_archie · 09-10-09, 02:49 PM

I love Buzzy

RogueScholar · 09-10-09, 04:18 PM

Originally posted by buztah

Since my return subsequent to my most recent hiatus I have felt extreme sexual tension building between myself and another forum member, with whom I have engaged in seemingly harmless flirtation in the past. I notice him viewing my threads and feel he wishes to re-connect and carry on but he has not as of yet made a move, so to speak. I suppose I must pick up the torch and carry it forward, upward and onward at this juncture. My prowess here at SBR (and generally superior good looks) has intimidated many a suitor in the past so I should forgive this transgression and be flattered thereby.

Rogue Scholar, I hope you are keeping well and I trust that you know I am always here for you. I realize my sporadic and seemingly haphazard disappearances, right as we seem to be building strong momentum, could perhaps be somewhat frustrating but I assure you that such abscences are not by any means a knock against you. They are essential for the improvement of my physique and my mind.

Here is wishing you peace, profits and love.

Buzzy

Buzzy,

You are very perceptive, my friend. You pop onto the forum for a day or two, sometimes with a new sexy photo, and I find myself paralyzed by your presence.

"Is he here to see me?"

"Is he drawn to me as I am to him?"

"Whose move is it, and do I really care to wait even if it's not mine?"

These thoughts and so many more have crossed my consciousness, and today you answered them all and so much more. You have to understand my reticence was out of not knowing what machinations dictated your involvement on the forum. I make no secrets of the fact that I'd like to find a gambling man to love, cherish and settle down with, but obviously someone with your looks doesn't need to look for love farther than the nearest club or bathhouse.

It's true I'm intimated by so much of what makes you an incomparable contributor on the forum. Incredible body, keen mind, unflinchingly sound instincts, impressive vocabulary, great chef and winning gambler. You have a singular dedication to truth and right living which is an almost impossible standard to live up to. It's quite a package

to be around, and I hope you understand just how much even your acknowledgement makes me swoon.

I am content to receive your affections in the time and manner which you see fit, trusting in your wisdom and universal benevolence. Your health and happiness is mine vicariously, and I support you in all you do to maintain them.

Wisdom, strength and beauty,
R. Scholar

pimike · 09-10-09, 04:20 PM

Get a room

Smogs · 09-10-09, 04:22 PM

What is going on?

themajormt · 09-10-09, 04:22 PM

ElCapitan · 09-10-09, 04:23 PM

To put it in terms that this forum would understand:

Who's pitching and who's catching?

RogueScholar · 09-10-09, 04:30 PM

I'm a pitcher by nature but for a guy with Buzzy's looks even that's negotiable.

onthewhat · 09-10-09, 04:31 PM

CarpeDime · 09-10-09, 04:41 PM

jjgold · 09-10-09, 05:05 PM

Originally posted by buztah

Since my return subsequent to my most recent hiatus I have felt extreme sexual tension building between myself and another forum member, with whom I have engaged in seemingly harmless flirtation in the past. I notice him viewing my threads and feel he wishes to re-connect and carry on but he has not as of yet made a move, so to speak. I suppose I must pick up the torch and carry it forward, upward and onward at this juncture. My prowess here at SBR (and generally superior good looks) has intimidated many a suitor in the past so I should forgive this transgression and be flattered thereby.

Rogue Scholar, I hope you are keeping well and I trust that you know I am always here for you. I realize my sporadic and seemingly haphazard disappearances, right as we seem to be building strong momentum, could perhaps be somewhat frustrating but I assure you that such abscences are not by any means a knock against you. They are essential for the improvement of my physique and my mind.

Here is wishing you peace, profits and love.

Buzzy

buztah · 09-10-09, 06:02 PM

Rogue Scholar, clearly and irrefutably we are a fine fit on an intellectual level. The uncouth and boorish punters that frequent this site cannot possibly appreciate the dance in which we have engaged.

I must admit that I often fear my physique is not up to your expectations, which are no doubt justifiably founded on a lifetime of having the privilege of a vast plethora of options (both male and female), given your esteemed intellect and reputation as both a maverick and an every man. I implore you to bestow the most brutal honesty upon me now, for I shall use it as motivation to become that which you need me to be. What about my weight trained physique, now 10 lbs heavier, displeases you most? Spare me no pain. Women worship me and tell me I am an Adonis but the fairer sex, I've found, is much more forgiving and kind when it comes to delicate matters like my appearance.

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Robyn · 09-10-09, 06:10 PM

What does Buztah's face look like?

Picture please!

themajormt · 09-10-09, 06:33 PM

Buz how many times did you have to use a thesearus in that post?? I am saying at least 6... You cant hang with Roguey pal

betplom · 09-10-09, 07:26 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

What does Buztah's face look like?

Picture please!

Robyn · 09-10-09, 07:37 PM

OH my.

betplom · 09-10-09, 11:12 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

OH my.

Women are often sexually attracted to men they fear.
Don't believe me? Look it up.