Originally posted by mjsuax13
All In, Jets moneyline
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ChuckyTheGoatBARRELED IN @ SBR!- 04-04-11
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#36Are those the boxing odds? I'd pay a C-note to see Tex duke it out with Dougy.Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?Comment -
mjsuax13Moderator
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#37Boxing. MMA. Thumb Wrestling. Whatever they want to do.Originally posted by ChuckyTheGoatAre those the boxing odds? I'd pay a C-note to see Tex duke it out with Dougy.Comment -
Doug tushyterrorSBR MVP
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#38The guy's a fuckin joke mj. Never talked shit to him but he decides to randomly reply to my post calling me a fuckin moron & how I'm gonna keep losing my money. Yet somehow I'm no longer working, while living strictly off my gambling winnings. From 71k in the bank my last day at work less than 3 months ago (7/20) to 190k by Fri once this 5k clears. But all this attention whore imbecile could do is start an ALL IN thread without posting the slip, says it's the easiest bet of his life & then completely backtracks by saying of course it could lose..it's the Jets.Originally posted by mjsuax13Boxing. MMA. Thumb Wrestling. Whatever they want to do.
*Obviously he won't even respond to this being the cowardly cuck that he is.
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gauchojakeBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#39Originally posted by texhooperThanks Jake nice to see you again.
This game has been like betting on what’s gonna happen at the Catalina Wine Mixer.
I was in Two Harbors a few weeks ago. There are alcoholics and then there are alcoholics who boat. That's a whole new level.Comment -
gauchojakeBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#40Douggie send me a dimeComment -
texhooperSBR Posting Legend
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#41Doug that’s not why I was calling you a moron, but no man who angrily brings up shit another man said to them on a message board five months ago deserves a proper response. Hilarious to know that I have angered you for this long though.
And anyone that’s been around here long enough knows why someone would talk shit to you, being the admitted degenerate thief that you are. You disappeared for awhile, then came back to daily ball washings from the uninitiated, so I took you down a peg. I had forgotten about this, but it apparently worked for you to bring this up five months later like a scorned woman.
Oh and by the way…get a good tax guy, because contrary to what you believe, you WILL need one…wink wink…Comment -
texhooperSBR Posting Legend
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#42Hahaha…I can imagine. Laws don’t apply on the water aaarrgghhhh!!Originally posted by gauchojake
I was in Two Harbors a few weeks ago. There are alcoholics and then there are alcoholics who boat. That's a whole new level.Comment -
mjsuax13Moderator
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#43Dougy- you don’t have to prove anything to anybody. You are certified pal. A real gambler with balls. I’m thrilled that you are kicking ass and taking names. Whats the next play you are cooking up?Originally posted by Doug tushyterrorThe guy's a fuckin joke mj. Never talked shit to him but he decides to randomly reply to my post calling me a fuckin moron & how I'm gonna keep losing my money. Yet somehow I'm no longer working, while living strictly off my gambling winnings. From 71k in the bank my last day at work less than 3 months ago (7/20) to 190k by Fri once this 5k clears. But all this attention whore imbecile could do is start an ALL IN thread without posting the slip, says it's the easiest bet of his life & then completely backtracks by saying of course it could lose..it's the Jets.
*Obviously he won't even respond to this being the cowardly cuck that he is.

Also- Come to Vegas and you fire fastballs at me and I try to hit them over a fence. Little league field of course! Cheers.Comment -
ChristianBauerSBR Rookie
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#44Thanks for post,
NYJ...
Organization - never REALLY made it in NFL in terms of W-L overall or W-L that matter in some contexts. Namath?... That's it?Comment -
ChuckyTheGoatBARRELED IN @ SBR!- 04-04-11
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#45Weird one where the Jets got close:Originally posted by ChristianBauerThanks for post,
NYJ...
Organization - never REALLY made it in NFL in terms of W-L overall or W-L that matter in some contexts. Namath?... That's it?
In the AFC Final, 10-0 lead behind Testaverde. Broncos rallied to win 23-10.Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?Comment -
JohnGalt2341SBR Hall of Famer
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#46Originally posted by mjsuax13Dougy: -125
Tex: +120
1% Vig. I want to play at your Sportsbook.Comment -
JohnGalt2341SBR Hall of Famer
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#47The easiest bet I've ever made was picking Daniel over Mike Barnes.Originally posted by texhooperMaybe the easiest bet I’ve ever made in my lifeComment -
ChristianBauerSBR Rookie
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#48NYJ have pieced somethings together over the years. Thanks, I remember that season for Denver and Minnesota. Denver had seemed for real to me, and Minnesota had seemed to have the firepower.Originally posted by ChuckyTheGoatWeird one where the Jets got close:
In the AFC Final, 10-0 lead behind Testaverde. Broncos rallied to win 23-10.
edit Credit to the organization, here with Aaron, letting him play, as he would not be deniedComment -
Doug tushyterrorSBR MVP
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#49Womp womp dumb assOriginally posted by texhooperDoug that’s not why I was calling you a moron, but no man who angrily brings up shit another man said to them on a message board five months ago deserves a proper response. Hilarious to know that I have angered you for this long though.
And anyone that’s been around here long enough knows why someone would talk shit to you, being the admitted degenerate thief that you are. You disappeared for awhile, then came back to daily ball washings from the uninitiated, so I took you down a peg. I had forgotten about this, but it apparently worked for you to bring this up five months later like a scorned woman.
Oh and by the way…get a good tax guy, because contrary to what you believe, you WILL need one…wink wink…
118k tax-free (AND 300-1 odds dumb dumb)
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Doug tushyterrorSBR MVP
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#50If this hits mj, I'll be on on the 1st flight out to Vegas in Feb. Crazy longshot but here's the rationale.Originally posted by mjsuax13Dougy- you don’t have to prove anything to anybody. You are certified pal. A real gambler with balls. I’m thrilled that you are kicking ass and taking names. Whats the next play you are cooking up?
Also- Come to Vegas and you fire fastballs at me and I try to hit them over a fence. Little league field of course! Cheers.

Obviously the Jets are the Achilles heel in the equation but just take a look at their remaining schedule. Losing to the Bills was the only reason the price is this good so despite being 2-4, they could legit be 10-5 or at worst 9-6 going into the Bills game on 12/29. (I'll give them a loss vs either HOU at home or @ARI but I'm expecting them to win the next 2 games to get to 4-4). Just make the playoffs & anything is possible.

2] This Lions team reminds of that 1999 Rams team (greatest show on turf) where if they get home field, I don’t see the likes of SF, PHI, MIN or GB beating them at home. Hutchinson season ending injury is the only real concern.
3] Sinner/Sabalenka winning AO again is asking a lot cuz who knows what happens 3 months from now but aside from picking Alcaraz instead, there's no other logical combo.
4] I'll wrap it up with this. This 3k I'm risking was won on an EZ tennis bet tonight so I'm willing to risk it on a lottery ticket that's a massive longshot but something to look forward for a few months before the Jets inevitably let me down.
* also got way better odds putting the Jets/Lions in as "Name the Finalists (110-1) than as separate Conference Winners (74-1)
which made the payout over $1M higher.
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ChristianBauerSBR Rookie
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#51texhooper, what now? I've looked into ATL, KC, BAL, and LAR selections
these were my best leads this week along with MINComment -
texhooperSBR Posting Legend
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#52It’s not tax free you MORON but you are a total lost cause at this point. Have fun dealing with the IRS.Originally posted by Doug tushyterrorWomp womp dumb ass
118k tax-free (AND 300-1 odds dumb dumb)
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HeadsterxSBR Posting Legend
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#53Chiefs!!!Originally posted by ChristianBauertexhooper, what now? I've looked into ATL, KC, BAL, and LAR selections
these were my best leads this week along with MINComment -
Doug tushyterrorSBR MVP
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#54Quick question tex. What's it like having to wake up & go to work everyday while I'm extremely confident I never have to work again? From LITERALLY 21 cents to my name on Jan 25 to 220k less than 9 months later. Tell me tex, what's that like?Originally posted by texhooperIt’s not tax free you MORON but you are a total lost cause at this point. Have fun dealing with the IRS.

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mjsuax13Moderator
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#55We will burn this town down. I’m shocked they even let you make these bets again based on your history. What are your limits on a regular season NFL game? Just wondering. I can’t fire off more than $10k and I’m not a long term winner. It always goes to “review” and then kicks back some bullshit. Maybe over the counter better.Originally posted by Doug tushyterrorIf this hits mj, I'll be on on the 1st flight out to Vegas in Feb. Crazy longshot but here's the rationale.

Obviously the Jets are the Achilles heel in the equation but just take a look at their remaining schedule. Losing to the Bills was the only reason the price is this good so despite being 2-4, they could legit be 10-5 or at worst 9-6 going into the Bills game on 12/29. (I'll give them a loss vs either HOU at home or @ARI but I'm expecting them to win the next 2 games to get to 4-4). Just make the playoffs & anything is possible.

2] This Lions team reminds of that 1999 Rams team (greatest show on turf) where if they get home field, I don’t see the likes of SF, PHI, MIN or GB beating them at home. Hutchinson season ending injury is the only real concern.
3] Sinner/Sabalenka winning AO again is asking a lot cuz who knows what happens 3 months from now but aside from picking Alcaraz instead, there's no other logical combo.
4] I'll wrap it up with this. This 3k I'm risking was won on an EZ tennis bet tonight so I'm willing to risk it on a lottery ticket that's a massive longshot but something to look forward for a few months before the Jets inevitably let me down.
* also got way better odds putting the Jets/Lions in as "Name the Finalists (110-1) than as separate Conference Winners (74-1)
which made the payout over $1M higher.
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mjsuax13Moderator
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#56Doug- with some savvy investing and an all in strategy you could get to $1 million in the next couple years or maybe sooner. I am not a financial wizard but it’s possible. I have a friend who started an investment account in 2001 with $5k and today it stands at $740k. He was in early on NVDA.Originally posted by Doug tushyterrorQuick question tex. What's it like having to wake up & go to work everyday while I'm extremely confident I never have to work again? From LITERALLY 21 cents to my name on Jan 25 to 220k less than 9 months later. Tell me tex, what's that like?

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Doug tushyterrorSBR MVP
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#57That's the goal mj. For now I'm just funneling all my gambling winnings into this HYSA 5% cash account making $770/month in interest. I'll keep doing that until March when it drops to 4.5% & then seriously consider better options. Hoping to have at least 400k by then in gambling winnings.Originally posted by mjsuax13Doug- with some savvy investing and an all in strategy you could get to $1 million in the next couple years or maybe sooner. I am not a financial wizard but it’s possible. I have a friend who started an investment account in 2001 with $5k and today it stands at $740k. He was in early on NVDA.
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Doug tushyterrorSBR MVP
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#58Could never tell what my limits are at DK unlike FD since I could put in any amount & wouldn't know until I place the bet. Added on 2 final bets to get it to exactly 5M risking 4.7k. All these go into trader review but eventually got approved. Basically my 1st ever year showing a profit so they probably figure it's only a matter of time before the bottom falls out.Originally posted by mjsuax13We will burn this town down. I’m shocked they even let you make these bets again based on your history. What are your limits on a regular season NFL game? Just wondering. I can’t fire off more than $10k and I’m not a long term winner. It always goes to “review” and then kicks back some bullshit. Maybe over the counter better.
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mjsuax13Moderator
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#59Yes. Just stick to the plan. Stay focused.Originally posted by Doug tushyterrorComment -
Doug tushyterrorSBR MVP
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#60Yessir!Originally posted by mjsuax13Yes. Just stick to the plan. Stay focused.
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dusktideSBR Rookie
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#61agree on jetsComment -
ChristianBauerSBR Rookie
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#62Originally posted by HeadsterxChiefs!!!
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