Bettors Anonymous

**ddittie** · 09-09-24, 11:02 PM

1. Chiefs (-6) vs. Bengals
2. Bills (+1) at Dolphins
3. Texans (-7) vs. Bears
4. Eagles (-6½) vs. Falcons
5. Chargers (-5) at Panthers

I have already posted these plays in another thread, but I'll be focusing my efforts here from now on. Including a GET EVEN PLAY OF THE WEEK. Which will be a play that essentially get's me even or as close as I'm willing as possible (I'm most confident in).

Let's penetrating GO!

**ddittie** · 09-09-24, 11:09 PM

Bettors Anonymous: Week 2

But I’m not just here to talk to myself and hold myself accountable—I want your opinions! My favorite “Get Even Bet of the Week” isn’t locked in until it’s LOCKED THE penetrate IN. So, let’s discuss, and feel free to help me get even with your own analysis.

Current Lean: Rams +1.

I get it, Puka Nacua is banged up, but let’s not forget—Stafford is still a beast. They went toe-to-toe with a Super Bowl contender last week, and now they’re up against the Cardinals? Come on. Goff might not have the legs of Murray, but he’s got the brain and the arm to slice up that defense. The Cardinals aren’t running another kickoff back, and Stafford isn’t coughing up the ball in enemy territory.

And let’s talk big picture—0-2 is a tough start for any team with playoff aspirations. The Rams aren’t about to let that happen.

So, what do you think? Should we lock in the Rams +1, or is there a better play on the board? Let’s hear it—because this week, we’re getting even.

**ddittie** · 09-09-24, 11:14 PM

I put out 5 plays, and we’re going big with one of them. Here’s the deal:

• 1 Play to Go to the Bank With: This one is our heavy hitter. It counts for 5 plays, and it’s the one we’re riding all the way to the bank.
• 4 Plays to Ride: These are solid plays, but they each count as 1. We’re confident, but not all-in.
• Get Even Bet of the Week: The one bet that can dig us out of the hole or make it even deeper. It’s the headliner.
• Parlay to Get Rich: This is where we take all 6 plays and roll them into one parlay, aiming for a perfect 6-0 week.

So, which one are we taking to the bank? Which 4 are we riding? Let’s lock these in and have some fun with it. We’re going for a 6-0 week, baby—let’s make it happen.

See ya'll Wednesday-Thursday!

**Headsterx** · 09-10-24, 12:10 AM

Good luck this week as week 2 already looks hard and we just started the season.

**ddittie** · 09-13-24, 09:53 PM

So, my Get even bet of the week is actually going to be a 4 team parlay:
Lions ML -355
Ravens ML -410
Missouri (cfb) ML -625
Oklahoma (cfb) ML -550
4 team parlay is +118

**ddittie** · 09-13-24, 10:07 PM

those odds are on DK

**ddittie** · 09-13-24, 10:20 PM

Goto the bank with the Eagles at -6.5

**mjsuax13** · 09-14-24, 12:17 AM

I like this guy. Good luck!

**2Sweeet** · 09-14-24, 01:54 PM

Eagles aint covering Monday. Subscribe to a porn site and save your money. I been an Eagles fan for 40 yrs

**mcaulay777** · 09-14-24, 03:28 PM

My wife has Amazon Prime so there is Thursday i get netflix because my wife loves The Circle Lincoln Lawyer and others and i get Peacock with Ads because Premier League and playoff games have commercials anyway and get DIRECTV sports pack that has red zone.I dont mind paying because that is my entertainment im retired and home about 355 days a year except maybe for a week trip here and there dont go out to eat because all of Des Moines and upper central iowa restaurants all suck!So tv my number 1 form of entertainment and Sirius xm for music!Plus remember it is freezing cold here for 4 months of the year

**mcaulay777** · 09-14-24, 03:31 PM

Sorry needed a bet i took the Giants ml and played a 4 team teaser,Ravens,Giants,Saints,Bucs

**Optional** · 09-14-24, 05:02 PM

Originally posted by ddittie

So, my Get even bet of the week is actually going to be a 4 team parlay:
Lions ML -355
Ravens ML -410
Missouri (cfb) ML -625
Oklahoma (cfb) ML -550
4 team parlay is +118

Does get even mean this one is to win $1500?

**ddittie** · 09-14-24, 06:58 PM

Originally posted by Optional

Does get even mean this one is to win $1500?

Yes & no. If I had the roll to blast 1500 then yeah, but I only am risking $300, sadly.

**ddittie** · 09-29-24, 06:41 PM

Was in jail... hah

Anyways, catching back up from missing a few weeks, my 'get even bet' of the week is going to be Buffalo O21.5 pts vs the Ravens.
They've scored over 21 pts in every game, the Ravens have allowed 21+ in every game, what could go wrong? Everything... but let's roll with the Bills being hard to stop. Raven's aren't stopping the Bills from scoring, but I guess they could hold them to lots of FGs.

**ddittie** · 09-29-24, 06:43 PM

theres supposed to be some rain, if it's light, like forecasted, we should be 90% solid.
Look for the Bills to score 14+ in the first half.

**ddittie** · 11-12-24, 11:06 PM

Been silent, but wanted to test this. This graph represents the average pts scored, allowed, and where the total is at atm from ESPN (blue line), the over or under is based on the analysis that the average margins are either over more often or under. Have fun with it. My all-in bet of the week is going to be Baltimore & Pittsburgh.

**ddittie** · 11-12-24, 11:20 PM

Sorry Bal & Pitt OVER

**ddittie** · 11-17-24, 10:31 AM

Some alternative bets:
Jags O16.5, they scored 17 or more in 60% of their games and the Lions have allowed 17 or more in 55.5% of theirs.
Titans O16.5, they scored 17 or more in 60% and Vikings have allowed it in 55.5%.
Vikings O21.5, they scored 22 or more in 66% of their games and the Titans have allowed 22 or more in 55.5%.
Raiders O17.5, over in 66% and Dolhins have allowed 18+ in 55%.
Rams U23.5, they've scored 24+ in 33% of their games, and the Pats have allowed 24 or more in only 30% of theirs.
Colts O19.5, they've gotten 20 or more in 70% of their games, and the Jets have allowed 60% of their opponents to score 20 or more.
PIT O21.5, they get to 22 or more 55% of the time but the Ravens have allowed opponents to score 22+ in 80% of their games.
DEN U23.5, they get 24 or more 40% of the time and the Falcons have allowed 24 or more 40% of the time.
SF U27.5, SF has scored 28+ in only 44% of the games, and the Seahawks have allowed opponents to get there 44% of the time.
SEA O20.5, conversely, Seattle has scored 21 or more in 66.6% of their games and the 49ers have allowed 21 pts or more 66.6% of the time.
DAL O16.5, this ones unique due to Dak's injury, but Dallas has scored 17+ in 77.7% of their games, and the Texans have allowed 17 or more in 90% of their games.

Additionally, the Chargers have not allowed anyone to score 24 or more points this season, and the Bengals beat that 60% of the time. So go where you want with that knowledge.

**mjsuax13** · 11-17-24, 10:33 AM

Originally posted by ddittie

Was in jail... hah

Anyways, catching back up from missing a few weeks, my 'get even bet' of the week is going to be Buffalo O21.5 pts vs the Ravens.
They've scored over 21 pts in every game, the Ravens have allowed 21+ in every game, what could go wrong? Everything... but let's roll with the Bills being hard to stop. Raven's aren't stopping the Bills from scoring, but I guess they could hold them to lots of FGs.

What did you do pal? Conference me in as your representation! I’ll My Cousin Vinny that shit!

**mjsuax13** · 11-17-24, 10:34 AM

Originally posted by ddittie

Some alternative bets:
Jags O16.5, they scored 17 or more in 60% of their games and the Lions have allowed 17 or more in 55.5% of theirs.
Titans O16.5, they scored 17 or more in 60% and Vikings have allowed it in 55.5%.
Vikings O21.5, they scored 22 or more in 66% of their games and the Titans have allowed 22 or more in 55.5%.
Raiders O17.5, over in 66% and Dolhins have allowed 18+ in 55%.
Rams U23.5, they've scored 24+ in 33% of their games, and the Pats have allowed 24 or more in only 30% of theirs.
Colts O19.5, they've gotten 20 or more in 70% of their games, and the Jets have allowed 60% of their opponents to score 20 or more.
PIT O21.5, they get to 22 or more 55% of the time but the Ravens have allowed opponents to score 22+ in 80% of their games.
DEN U23.5, they get 24 or more 40% of the time and the Falcons have allowed 24 or more 40% of the time.
SF U27.5, SF has scored 28+ in only 44% of the games, and the Seahawks have allowed opponents to get there 44% of the time.
SEA O20.5, conversely, Seattle has scored 21 or more in 66.6% of their games and the 49ers have allowed 21 pts or more 66.6% of the time.
DAL O16.5, this ones unique due to Dak's injury, but Dallas has scored 17+ in 77.7% of their games, and the Texans have allowed 17 or more in 90% of their games.

Additionally, the Chargers have not allowed anyone to score 24 or more points this season, and the Bengals beat that 60% of the time. So go where you want with that knowledge.

I like it. Good luck.

**ddittie** · 11-17-24, 10:57 AM

Originally posted by mjsuax13

What did you do pal? Conference me in as your representation! I’ll My Cousin Vinny that shit!

public intox and trespass. Was pretty bullshit if you ask me. I was having a great night, having won a bet and was finishing eating at a restaurant and watching Georgia pull off their win (they were favored by a lot but barely won). I had some margaritas and was happy and chose not to drive home so I walked over the a bar that I go once a month. The bartender refused to serve me, (he doesn't like me and has done this multiple times), said it was for my safety, blah blah. I said that's cool how about I buy some drinks for everyone at the bar then, and he said nope. I asked if I could get some quarters then to play pool and he said he was going to have to ask me to leave or he'd call the police. i told him to go penetrate himself and left. I was outside, off the bars property about to walk home, but I dropped my phone (this is around 11pm), it was in a non-lit grassy area next to a road, and while I was looking for my phone the police arrived and detained me after asking me two questions, (what was i doing, and why.). They talked to the bartender for maybe 10-15 minutes, had him come over and tell me he was going to trespass me for my own safety, and then they took me to jail. Reading through the municipal laws, when they officially 'trespass' you like that, it allows them to tow your vehicle and make you responsible for payment. But, my truck wasn't there, as I had walked, so joke is on them. Plus, I wasn't on the property which their body cam footage will show. Just a money grab by the city, I've found they do this often, and state and city law says the maximum fine is $100, yet they are telling ppl its $1500.

**mjsuax13** · 11-17-24, 11:13 AM

Originally posted by ddittie

public intox and trespass. Was pretty bullshit if you ask me. I was having a great night, having won a bet and was finishing eating at a restaurant and watching Georgia pull off their win (they were favored by a lot but barely won). I had some margaritas and was happy and chose not to drive home so I walked over the a bar that I go once a month. The bartender refused to serve me, (he doesn't like me and has done this multiple times), said it was for my safety, blah blah. I said that's cool how about I buy some drinks for everyone at the bar then, and he said nope. I asked if I could get some quarters then to play pool and he said he was going to have to ask me to leave or he'd call the police. i told him to go penetrate himself and left. I was outside, off the bars property about to walk home, but I dropped my phone (this is around 11pm), it was in a non-lit grassy area next to a road, and while I was looking for my phone the police arrived and detained me after asking me two questions, (what was i doing, and why.). They talked to the bartender for maybe 10-15 minutes, had him come over and tell me he was going to trespass me for my own safety, and then they took me to jail. Reading through the municipal laws, when they officially 'trespass' you like that, it allows them to tow your vehicle and make you responsible for payment. But, my truck wasn't there, as I had walked, so joke is on them. Plus, I wasn't on the property which their body cam footage will show. Just a money grab by the city, I've found they do this often, and state and city law says the maximum fine is $100, yet they are telling ppl its $1500.

Wow. They definitely are crooks looking for a cash grab. Glad it wasn’t something more serious. They love to tow the car and really stick it to people. That’s happen to me before. Cost like $1200 to retrieve the vehicle. Such shit.

**ddittie** · 11-17-24, 08:08 PM

Okay, how's about an actual ALL-IN play?

Chargers O19.5 -270 $600

**ddittie** · 11-17-24, 09:40 PM

Cashed it, +222.
Down $3789.85
Current BR $822

**ddittie** · 11-22-24, 02:17 PM

Panthers +11 vs KC

**ddittie** · 11-24-24, 04:16 PM

Cashed it, +454.55
Down $3,335.30
Current BR $1,276.55

**ddittie** · 11-29-24, 02:51 PM

$1,000 on Raiders to O14.5 here. It pays Even when I got the bet in.

Every losing team's super bowl is trying to beat the Chiefs. Early mistakes and late backdoor prevent defenses says 10 free points, I'm taking a gamble here. Don't tail

**ddittie** · 11-29-24, 07:51 PM

Regret this so much in the 3rd quarter. Cashed it tho!

+1,000
Down 2,335.30
Current BR $2,276.55

**ddittie** · 11-30-24, 07:41 PM

This next bet is a 6 game parlay.

HOU O13.5

TEN O9.5

MIN O13.5

CIN O15.5

PIT O15.5

PHI O16.5

Current payout is +137 in a parlay. I will be driving to make this wager in AM, pretty sure the odds will change, but wanted to at least post. Bet amount will be $1,000. Image for entertainment.

**ddittie** · 12-01-24, 08:15 PM

+1,357.82
Down $977.48
Current BR $3,634.37

**ddittie** · 12-03-24, 02:48 PM

**ddittie** · 12-03-24, 02:55 PM

A lot of these ai prediction models go against what i think, so im not going to risk betting them, but I actually predict:
GB @ DET - Under
JAX @ TEN - Over
NYJ @ MIA - Under
ATL @ MIN - Under
NO @ NYG - Over
CAR @ PHI - Under
CLE @ PIT - Over
LV @ TB - Over
SEA @ ARI - Under
BUF @ LAR - Under
CHI @ SF - Over
LAC @ KC - Under
CIN @ DAL - Over

Posting just to see how well I do. My favorites are the KC/LAC Under, DAL/CIN Over, might actually bet those.

**ddittie** · 12-04-24, 11:18 AM

Pulled the trigger:

**ddittie** · 12-04-24, 11:19 AM

1k to win $5,670.58
Down $977.48
Current BR $3,634.37