I WILL NEED VOLUNTEERS HERE ! I want to strangle "THREE" INDIAN online helpers !
I am seeking help from my fellow members,I wish for all members to voluntarily choose 3 "online" INDIAN helpers to strangle, then maybe, WE ,the AMERICAN ENGLISH speaking people will not have to "cuss",raise hell,get hung up on after waiting on hold for "we'll be right back sir"]LYING BASTARDS !] !Besides, "they" are natural born killers anyway, they "butcher and slaughter" our English Language every minute of the day !
Okay, here's "my" problem...my DELL computer died ,power-wise, yesterday ,after one of those [you know whats] told me to to take the cover off the back of the computer. I did that ,just looking at the memory sticks, and I found out that I was severely short of RAM,so I then put the cover back on ,just needing to screw in two small screws back in the rear cover .
I then try to powerup...nothing !
So,I again called "those people" and told them the problem .
"Yes'sir" !"We will sent a tech man out the next business day!" .[right]
Okay, now ,after spending 3 hours plus yesterday on the phone, "those same people" tell me they are going to have to wait for a "part" to be shipped in ! What !
I said ,just send the tech-man out on Weds. and at least for one thing, keep your word, also, I want to see for myself what went wrong so I will be careful not to do something that would cause this machine to DIE again ?
That was yesterday, now I call to see what time the Dell man is coming,and you guessed it ,"Sir, the Dell tech man has to wait for 3 parts to arrive before assisting you ." Then I get the new's.... it will take at least till Thursday .[ RIGHT
Seriously though, you don't have to strangle those "pitiful" speaking bastards, however, but I am sure you would feel better knowing, there are less "Butchering English" moron's out there that cannot drive you "completely insane" !
If indeed, you decide to join me in this much needed campaign,you must eliminate them at a 3/1 ratio ,man they out populate us at that same 3/1 figure .
And now I must "confess" to SBR STAFF,in order to keep this thread from being deleted,......This thread is only a JOKE,....only a JOKE......only a Joke......
only a........
