paid touts

[mjsuax13]

Yeah he posted a lot “multiple unit” prop bets over here and he absolutely sucked phat dick. The good ole days of mocking him are well missed lol.

Remember when he would melt down about spelling and sentence structure? If all else fails- correct us all grammatically. We should roll out the red carpet and welcome him back! He’s a legend.

[Foxx]

1) If a tout is feasting on someone Mentally-challenged, then that's criminal. If you think about it, a lot of people might qualify for that.

80 million would qualify last time they checked.

[Headsterx]

Remember when he would melt down about spelling and sentence structure? If all else fails- correct us all grammatically. We should roll out the red carpet and welcome him back! He’s a legend.

But the best part was he would have just as many, if not more, grammatical and spelling errors. The man was truly gifted.

[Headsterx]

Yes he is definitely both of those things, but how the bleep is he pulling this scam off Nasher ?

Holy shit! I stopped checking his page months ago as it got so downright sad. Anyway, he’s able to pull off the scam just like any other con… it seems legit at first glance.

This is his claim: I've won over 70 percent of my WNBA bets this year. I have one strong play for tonight.

He outright lies about his record but he’s with a group that seems legit. I really don’t know about the website but looks semi-legit. However, he’s claiming 70% win rate with WNBA which just started about month ago. If he’s at 70%, then he would be in the top 5 for the week and month but he’s nowhere on their top 5 lists. The lowest guy is at 37-31 +$500 so 70% would’ve easily beat that lowest guy.

So if you’re dumb and/or lazy and sees his false claims and noticed he won his last 3 games you might bite and pay for his services. He just needs that 1 out of 10 guys biting and he’s doing ok.

[stevenash]

For the life of me I can't remember his name, there was an infamous tout from the late 80's-90's whose catch phrase was "I'll piss on your man"

That always made me laugh.

[mjsuax13]

But the best part was he would have just as many, if not more, grammatical and spelling errors. The man was truly gifted.

My favorite: shit up!

[Covering the #]

Yeah he posted a lot “multiple unit” prop bets over here and he absolutely sucked phat dick. The good ole days of mocking him are well missed lol.

I don't really want to admit this as I don't want to shame anyone for bets made and so forth, but there's only two posters that I knew who fudged records, lines, odds and so forth that were complete frauds that I tried to make a 2nd account to make fun of. My second handle here would have been Dumb Shit but for some odd reason it got rejected lol. So it never got to make noise. My other, Tardnation was at the site you usually post at, to hammer vitterd, but he's so soft it never really got anywhere because his epic losing streak didn't want anyone to ask how much bankroll he had left lol. Oh the double standards of multiple usernames on the other site on who is allowed and who isn't lol.

[ChuckyTheGoat]

For the life of me I can't remember his name, there was an infamous tout from the late 80's-90's whose catch phrase was "I'll piss on your man"

That always made me laugh.

Nashy, I have pretty good working knowledge of the old Tout field. I'm pretty sure you're referring to the great Stu Feiner!

I actually would call his free 800# just for the comic appeal:
"UCLA pissed all over Florida International."

[JIBBBY]

If you are consistent winning gambler with discipline you won't need to go tout. Simple logic applied there.

[DonnieBrasco23]

If you are consistent winning gambler with discipline you won't need to go tout. Simple logic applied there.

One of the most low-key intelligent things you have ever said in your posting career.

[JIBBBY]

One of the most low-key intelligent things you have ever said in your posting career.

Why is that Donnie? If you are killing it in sports gambling why even go touting? To comfort your ego maybe and make a few more bucks on the side? Touts that take it seriously feel pressure to deliver winners on a daily basis, not good for your health. Could get mushed and jinxed also if you believe in superstition.

No Thanks.

[DonnieBrasco23]

Why is that Donnie? If you are killing it in sports gambling why even go touting? To comfort your ego maybe and make a few more bucks on the side? Touts that take it seriously feel pressure to deliver winners on a daily basis, not good for your health. Could get mushed and jinxed also if you believe in superstition.

No Thanks.

I was giving you a compliment and agreeing with you lol. When I say “low-key” I just mean it was quietly, one of the most smartest things you’ve ever said. I don’t condone any kind of tout behavior ever.

[JIBBBY]

I was giving you a compliment and agreeing with you lol. When I say “low-key” I just mean it was quietly, one of the most smartest things you’ve ever said. I don’t condone any kind of tout behavior ever.

Right on Donnie!

[Statman]

Few years back in Toronto, there used to be a guy named "Cash Pomer" who would provide picks during sports segments and tout his 900 line. Last I heard was that he fell on hard times and could not pay his rent. Not sure what he's doing now or where he's living.

[stevenash]

Working in a tout service is the same as working in a pump and dump stock boiler room.

[getaloadoffatso]

Working in a tout service is the same as working in a pump and dump stock boiler room.

That's weird because my wife has always called me " 2 pumps and a dump "

So she's talking about touts???

[stevenash]

That's weird because my wife has always called me " 2 pumps and a dump "

Sipowicz used to call dimwitted skells a "Half a hump"