Breaking news: We expect numerous cases of H1N1, theres a good chance many ppl will die from it, this could be a national/global pandemic on par with the bubonic plague, we need you to be aware of the possibility that any person coughing near you very well has H1N1 and has just given it to you and you have a very good chance of dying, you need to understand H1N1 is highly deadly and highly contagious and is much more dangerous than we previously estimated
Okay holy shit that sounds bad so where do I go to get the H1N1 vaccine?
Oh we dont have a vaccine
Umm so what should I do to prevent getting it
There's nothing you can do
Umm hmm so what was the point in all these breaking news conferences?
We just wanted you to know how bad the danger of H1N1 is in case you underestimated it
Thanks
No prob
Okay holy shit that sounds bad so where do I go to get the H1N1 vaccine?
Oh we dont have a vaccine
Umm so what should I do to prevent getting it
There's nothing you can do
Umm hmm so what was the point in all these breaking news conferences?
We just wanted you to know how bad the danger of H1N1 is in case you underestimated it
Thanks
No prob