Someone say something interesting.
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Go back to bed and cuddle your dollsComment -
"lets be honest with one another. you talk, but NO part of you wants to deal with that in person. I would crush you and shit in your mouth. if you disagree, lets meet up.
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That's an email I received from Mofomey the Clown. I usually have to pay good money to have circus midgets shit in my mouth. It must be my lucky day.
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"Greece - Birthplace of phrases "Eureka!" and "Fuck, wait, never mind."Comment -
LOL. Are you serious? Wow. What a fukkin loser. I wonder if he crunches or squishes if you step on him.Originally posted by Bread"lets be honest with one another. you talk, but NO part of you wants to deal with that in person. I would crush you and shit in your mouth. if you disagree, lets meet up.
the end"
That's an email I received from Mofomey the Clown. I usually have to pay good money to have circus midgets shit in my mouth. It must be my lucky day.Comment -
I hope I entertained you for a split second. Why are you bored at 6am? Go to sleep.Comment -
Haha. Nice, Matty. The Onion was started at my university...Originally posted by Matt RainComment -
I know. I should. I'm tired as hell.Originally posted by BreadComment -
As you look at the stars, you are looking back in time. When you see the sun, you are actually seeing how it looked 9 minutes ago because that's how long it took the light to get here. With stars, you are seeing the universe further back in time. Any given star could be long gone - we can only see its history.
When looking at distant galaxies through powerful telescopes, even further back in time still. You see the universe as it was millions of years ago.
As telescopes become more powerful, we look at more and more distant objects and how they looked further and further back in time.
Theoretically, if you had a powerful enough telescope, you could watch the Big Bang. It wouldn't matter what direction you pointed the telescope - the Big Bang is everywhere.Comment -
I like banging.Comment -
why dont you keep "your word" and stop posting here as you said you would pre-bash
your a man of your word, so keep itComment -
how about you go to work for me today?Comment -
The points system was changed, genius. You and Nicky have the reading comprehension of fukkin gnats.Originally posted by wtfComment -
Haha. You wouldn't happen to be a porn star, would you?Originally posted by pdx107Comment -
Still bored?Comment -
Yes.Comment -
Go to http://www.boxrec.com/ and work your way from Manny Pacquiao to Muhammad Ali in as little clicks as possible. Make a list of every step.Comment -
LOL. Only clicks?Comment -
Haha, u should bet in casino with hottest dealer in town.. lols!
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Yah, through opponents' lists. I've done it in 7 moves, don't think you can do better.Originally posted by MonkeyF0ckerComment -
Go here to listen to Fast Times at Ridgemont High audio clips. Entertainment for hours!
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Originally posted by Matt Rain
K. Lemme see.
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Haha.Originally posted by Bread
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Imagine you had a pancake mix and you wanted to know how many parts mix and how many parts milk you should mix together to make pancakes. What would you do?Comment -
Do you know the brand? I'd check their website.Comment -
I thinks it's aunt jemima, but that's not really the pointComment -
Otherwise, I'd look online for a consensus of pancake mix rations.Comment -
It's in a brand new box whatever it is.Comment -
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Looks like 1/3 of a cup of mix with 1 egg, 1 Tbsp veg oil, and 3/4 cup vit A & D fortified 2% milk...Comment -
lol
but assume you already had the mix, would reading the package be easier or would calling and yelling at me do the trick?Comment -
Durito is in hell.Comment -
LOL. I'd probably read the package, but that's just me. If calling and yelling at you is easier, maybe I'll try that next time.Comment -
Yeah. Poor durito.
Sounds fun, buddy. LOL.Comment -
Stop being a follower and become a pancake originator, durito:
Flour - 1.5 cup
Milk - 1.5 cup
Sugar - 2 tablespoons
Baking powder - 2 teaspoons
Eggs - 2
Mix dry stuff and wet stuff separately before combining.Comment
