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  • louisvillekid
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-14-07
    • 9263

    #36
    i wish the shit would end so i can quit hearing about it. Been hearing about the time is near since i was a kid, and my parents and there parents and so on.
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    • Swinging Johnson
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-12-09
      • 7604

      #37
      What if that spirit showed up in, oh let's just pluck something out of the air and say, a 5'4" 105lb petite little something with sparkling green eyes, cupie doll lips, a mane of chestnut hair cascading to her shoulders and a jaw dropping body that she's almost shy about showing....almost mind you. She has been eyeballing Bread like a ham and swiss sandwich and then....your eyes meet. Two fun loving heterosexual women discovering, perhaps for the first time, the feminine figure is indeed so vastly superior to the grotesque appendages that hang repulsively to and fro on its' male counterpart. Bread sits back and, being the supportive chap that he is, encourages you to explore this mystery that has enraptured and mesmerized you.

      Would it go something like that? Please say yes. Lie dammit, lie!
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      • Robyn
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 02-05-08
        • 9681

        #38
        I still think it would be a good idea for pimike to bequeath all of his assets to a pre-selected board consisting of various SBR posters. That way when May 22nd rolls around, we can ensure the monies are appropriately distributed in his absence.

        Mike, I would donate my portion to children with Tourette's.
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        • Robyn
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 02-05-08
          • 9681

          #39
          Originally posted by Swinging Johnson
          What if that spirit showed up in, oh let's just pluck something out of the air and say, a 5'4" 105lb petite little something with sparkling green eyes, cupie doll lips, a mane of chestnut hair cascading to her shoulders and a jaw dropping body that she's almost shy about showing....almost mind you. She has been eyeballing Bread like a ham and swiss sandwich and then....your eyes meet. Two fun loving heterosexual women discovering, perhaps for the first time, the feminine figure is indeed so vastly superior to the grotesque appendages that hang repulsively to and fro on its' male counterpart. Bread sits back and, being the supportive chap that he is, encourages you to explore this mystery that has enraptured and mesmerized you.

          Would it go something like that? Please say yes. Lie dammit, lie!
          Uh sure, that's exactly how it would go!

          Really though, whenever we have done this, it has been in a very non-loving way. Nothing romantic about it what-so-ever.
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          • Swinging Johnson
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 08-12-09
            • 7604

            #40
            Originally posted by Robyn
            Uh sure, that's exactly how it would go!

            Really though, whenever we have done this, it has been in a very non-loving way. Nothing romantic about it what-so-ever.
            "Whenever we have done this"...................let me just marinate in that succulent statement before I continue. Ok, now the next part is even better if that's possible. Non-loving completely musky, jungle, carnal pleasure at it's rawest and most primal. Who the hell needs romance anyway. You looked at her as a warm body and a ticket to ecstacy baby. I think I speak on behalf of the rest of the forum when I tell you, we just cannot get enough. Well, maybe Rogue Scholar is a bit weary of this thread but I assure you, the bats on this team are standing at attention.
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            • Bread
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 03-16-08
              • 23726

              #41
              I'd like to have a threesome with Robyn and Pimike sometime. So we could start calling him Threesome Pimike.
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