My New Mantra for Football Season: "It'll Even Out"

[VegasDave]

For every time I have an Oregon Ducks team that is supposed to come out completely fired up and out for revenge and instead shows up a lame deadbeat team, I will eventually be going against a team that is supposed to come out completely fired up but will instead show up a lame deadbeat.

For every time I have a Penn State team that takes a 31-0 lead in the first half only to get shutout in the second half and lose it for me, there will be a time I have a team that gets shutout in the first half and scores 31 in the second half and wins it for me.

IEO. Deep Breath. IEO.

(Unfortunately I can't really get myself to buy into this crap )

[onthewhat]

Penn State probably put in backups

It's factored into the line. I had them too.

[RageWizard]

Yeah, for every time I have a last second who cares field goal that makes me lose, I know I will have 2 bong hits waiting for me in the smoking lounge.

[RogueScholar]

Yeah, for every time I have a last second who cares field goal that makes me lose, I know I will have 2 bong hits waiting for me in the smoking lounge.

I like you, RageWizard, you're the one I like. Too often we forget that bad beats are just God's way of telling us we're not smoking enough pot. Any of you guys in driving distance, swing on by. I always break out a fresh batch of hash oil for smoking during the first Saturday of college foots.