I want SBR to finance a cult movie

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  • buztah
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 03-23-07
    • 7470

    #1
    I want SBR to finance a cult movie
    It would be an instant classic and make us oodles of kash. Starring yours truly, Richkas and Hanky Webber, we trace the story of 3 lovably offensive degenerates as they trek their way across the US of A in search of that big score. There will be a mean ass bookie, played by that kokbreath, Mathy, and a special appearance by Fazzahphuckah and Plommer (2 drag queens that rob Coach near the beginning in Newark).

    Willie, put up some cash and I'll set about workin' on a screenplay. I'm thinkin' you'll direct this epic film.
  • SlickFazzer
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-22-08
    • 20209

    #2
    thing would gross millions....
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    • Bread
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-16-08
      • 23726

      #3
      Originally posted by SlickFazzer
      thing would be gross millions....

      Fixed
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      • TPowell
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 02-21-08
        • 18842

        #4
        my character should be in this as SBR points leader (officially)
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        • buztah
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 03-23-07
          • 7470

          #5
          No phucken way, T! You might be invited to the premiere but that's about it, pal.
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          • Willie Bee
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 02-14-06
            • 15726

            #6
            Originally posted by buztah
            Willie, put up some cash and I'll set about workin' on a screenplay. I'm thinkin' you'll direct this epic film.
            Can I have a cameo like the great Alfred Hitchcock always did in his films?
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            • buztah
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 03-23-07
              • 7470

              #7
              WB, you will play a hot dog vendor in Dover, Delaware. We pull a dine n dash on your azz. You pursue, yelling profanities, and Coach turns around and beats the livin' piss outta ya. Ricky n I pull him off of ya. You get your revenge later in the movie though as we attempt to cross the border to Mexico...........
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              • Willie Bee
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 02-14-06
                • 15726

                #8
                Originally posted by buztah
                You pursue, yelling profanities, and Coach turns around and beats the livin' piss outta ya. Ricky n I pull him off of ya.
                Oh my, that's going to require a lot of acting on my part to let the Coach beat me up.

                You get your revenge later in the movie though as we attempt to cross the border to Mexico
                We'll film it around Presidio in May. Coach will wear his mink and I won't even have to touch him as he'll faint in the heat. After that, we all head to Chuy's for tequila and $10 whores.

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                • buztah
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 03-23-07
                  • 7470

                  #9
                  Post up some cash, Willie. I need 100 gs (US) to bang out the screen play by Dec 31. Then we'll talk real figures once we get to production. I will PM you my coordinates.
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                  • TPowell
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 02-21-08
                    • 18842

                    #10
                    Buztah, I've gotta be the 19 year old sharp in the movie
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