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[Bread]

I expect this thread to be 4 pages deep after today. Seriously.

Half of it will probably be me bitching.

[jjgold]

Bread is on tilt already, I can see this guy losing 3/4 of his bankroll today

THis guy just does not get it

Where did he come from???

[odusmykal]

But Bread, you don't seem like the bitching type..

[spurginobili]

Yeah Bread I'm with you. A pretty crappy start for me too. I've stepped in shit and am tracking it all over the fukking place. I think I've got hypertension?

[20Four7]

Bread,

Don't hate football take it one day at a time. I have never hated football prior to week 3 of the NFL. I haven't even seen a real nfl game yet you can't hate it.

[Bread]

I'm getting angry just looking at the spreads. I just punched a hole through the wall and I haven't even placed a bet yet!! Holy shit!!!

[paco]

Take Navy bread

[lakerboy]

navy has to be the call of the day agreed paco-

[Bread]

Take Navy bread

Done. Don't fail me now Brown-Brown.

[RageWizard]

Bread, you truely should be placed in a hot toaster for about an hour if you are sick of Football already. It hasn't even started yet really. Cowboy up dude, crack a beer and place a couple of dimes on Fllorida Atlantic and Nebraska to fly way the fvck over the total of 60. Don't be scarred of the number. You can make it a game. For every point, you can smash you fist into the concrete patio if it makes you feel better.

[20Four7]

OMG I spent so much time finalizing my picks just realized it's after noon and I"ve not had a drink yet. Got some time to make up.

[Bread]

Rager don't leave me again. Your advice in invaluable.

20/7 get crackin. I'm drinking Canadian beer right right now in your honor.

[RageWizard]

I forgot to put up the spreadsheet. This is the complete version for the betting season for me which starts at the hot dog eatting contest.

All NCAA games will be for a dime for now on, and NFL games will be for a dime and a half.

[Bread]

Check out Rager keeping up the spreadsheet. Looking good.

[RageWizard]

Yeah I kicked ass in the tour de France as usual, but the preseason NFL wasn't that good, even though I didn't lose any cash. The next 4 months is the meat of the betting sandwich for me, then the season will close out with the American Idle. I plan on using the spreadsheet to recordificate all of the action this year. I want to see the total amounts that I put in play each year.

[gummo]

I am already buried before the noon games are done. Give me a winner bread.

[Bread]

Gummo go here just before the 3:30 games. I'm looking to go 2-0 right now on Navy and Akron. Will post some winners.

http://forum.sbrforum.com/college-football-handicapping/223843-how-badly-will-bread-get-pounded-college-football-thread.html

[RageWizard]

I'm watching the Penn State/ Akron right now on the big ten network, and Akron looks like shit, I hope you got like 50 points, cause your gonna need them.

[Bread]

rAGER calm down. I'm getting 29.5. It's gonna be a winner.

[20Four7]

I am winning my bets, but fishy is complaining cuz I only matched 3.00 of his offer on Perdue -10 +100 offer.

Purdue - 10 is looking good. On the Missouri ML rice ML Army ML. Got rice +6 and buffalo +10. I got a good feeling about today, not showering till it's over.

[RageWizard]

rAGER calm down. I'm getting 29.5. It's gonna be a winner.

Good play Bread, you benifitted from the Joe Pa play the cheerleaders strategy in the second half.

[VegasDave]

*Signed*

Was on the other side of the Penn State game... outscored 7-0 in the 2nd half and then decide not to punch it in on the last drive. With Oregon deciding that the game they circled on their calender wasn't worth scoring a 1st down in until 7:07 left in the 3rd and this, my season is picking up right where it left off last year.

[paco]

Done. Don't fail me now Brown-Brown.

Navy winnnner now onto ok state -4

[diogee]

Yep I'm officially in now...nice losing 2 plays on the final play of the last game on the day.

[accuscoresucks]

we are on the deutcha bank classic pga golf
not football

[20Four7]

OK I showered and ready to rolll. I loved football today it's been great. I'm hoping my new college model is the real thing. Testing it with 1K this year. AFter 2 years I might have finally gotten it right.

[Doug]

I'd never even think of watching Football w/o a bet on it.

[LVHerbie]

I misplaced my check card and scrounged around yesterday for enough money to deposit a couple hundred into my dry matchbook account (including a trip to a coinstar machine and standing in line at a check cashing place to load a prepaid debit card).... Now I'm wishing I would have skipped the first week and waited till Tuesday to make a trip to the bank...

[LVHerbie]

Deposit money



Coinstar receipt

[Killer_Demo]

dang herbie thats some true gambling sh!t right there, cashing in coins to bet

[paco]

Boy, thst last second TD with no time left on the clock by Washingron prolly still get many bettors puking.

[Bread]

LOL that's good shit Herbie!

I was actually enjoying football til the late games ended with a 2-6 run. Good thing I was so fukked up at that point I really had no clue what was going on. I was just sitting here in a puddle of my own drool and urine hitting buttons on the computer like an experimental ape. Hope I didn't offend anyone.

[paco]

Bread, shouldve followed ur pal. Went 5-1

[Bread]

Paco you pro. Nice job.

[Shark79]

fukc football. and baseball and soccer too.