Shit My Dad Says

[tacomax]

Don't know if it's real, but it's funny.

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

[Robyn]

"What are you listening to?...I know who Hall & Oates are god dammit. It's the mustache guy and the gay man."

lol

[RogueJuror]

"The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that."

[tacomax]

"I didn't live to be 73 years old so I could eat kale. Don't fix me your breakfast and pretend you're fixing mine."

[tacomax]

"My flight lands at 9:30 on Sunday...You want to watch what? What fukk is mad men? I'm a mad man if you don't pick me the hell up."

[jellobiafra]

"The dog is not bored, it's a fvcking dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fvcking rubix cube. He's a god damned dog."


I think this guy's dad is Don Rickles.

[Robyn]

Jello, I would have to agree. Old, cranky jews make some of the funniest people on the planet.

[VegasDave]

"Your mother rented this film, What Happens In Vegas. I thought it was going to be non-fiction, but it's fiction, and it's about some idiot.

Hahaha, I hope this is real.

[Matt Rain]

"Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down."

lol

[VegasDave]

"The dog is an outside dog. You want an inside dog, you go get your own inside."

[jellobiafra]

"Tennessee is nice. The first time I vomited was in tennessee, I think."


I don't really care if this is real or not. I just hope he keeps posting them. Thanks for the link Taco. It's bookmarked.

[mmike032]

good stuff

[tacomax]

"Who in the fukk is tila tequila? Is she a stripper?...That's her? Yeah, that's a stripper, son, I don't give a shit what you say."