Whats the shortest youve ever lasted?

[themajormt]

Might have just broke a record today boys... I give it roughly 45 seconds, but changed positions 2 times to try and hold it in... 25 minute BJ killed me!

[pimike]

45 seconds on a BJ

And you admit that???????


What are you 14?

[oiler]

Might have just broke a record today boys... I give it roughly 45 seconds, but changed positions 2 times to try and hold it in... 25 minute BJ killed me!

damn he need someone to practice with to get some stamina

[pimike]

damn he need someone to practice with to get some stamina

[TobiasFunke]

45 seconds on a BJ

And you admit that???????


What are you 14?

[BGS 9.5]

I think he is saying he lasted 25 minutes with the BJ, the popped immediately when he put it in.....

[pimike]

I think he is saying he lasted 25 minutes with the BJ, the popped immediately when he put it in.....

My bad that MAKES SENSE!

[james4512]

well it sounds like you got your moneys worth but her not so much

[HAPPY BOY]

two pumps and a dump... nice

[paco]

6 pumps......when i was 15. But I like ur honesty Major

[compaqDikk]

i once went 2 weeks without jacking off then went to a level 1 (hands) massage therapist who gives happy ending b4 and after. anyway, i shot it all over the fukkin blinds at her house, like 20 feet. we're talking 2 minutes Peter North style. man she was pissed and took down her craigslist ads that very same day

[Hybris]

i once went 2 weeks without jacking off then went to a level 1 (hands) massage therapist who gives happy ending b4 and after. anyway, i shot it all over the fukkin blinds at her house, like 20 feet. we're talking 2 minutes Peter North style. man she was pissed and took down her craigslist ads that very same day

[Willie Bee]

i once went 2 weeks without jacking off then went to a level 1 (hands) massage therapist who gives happy ending b4 and after. anyway, i shot it all over the fukkin blinds at her house, like 20 feet. we're talking 2 minutes Peter North style. man she was pissed and took down her craigslist ads that very same day

Now see here gentlemen, this is a story I can believe. The rest of this thread sounds made up. Bunch of goldamn liars; thank god we've got the compaqer.

[ZetaPsi808]

one time i got about 3 pumps in when i was drunk.

[DwightShrute]

I fake my orgasms

[themajormt]

45 seconds on a BJ are you retared PIMIKE???

I got a nice 25 minute one while watching high stakes poker... I was ready to let it rip but then she all of a sudden got on top... One of my worst performances everrrrr...

[SlickFazzer]

if im horny ill *** right away. who gives a fukk.

[flyingillini]

I remember the days when I would go fast, now I have to work for all I get... I take a few Soma (watson brand) 350mg and I can last forever....

[Jimmy0607]

So in the other thread you said youlasted 5 mins , now you say 45 secs, dammnnn major come on now

[BurtRapp]

Soma??? What the fukkkk is that???

[Shark79]

Latino = last longer.

[blittydeuce]

LOL thats funny stuff major



check the sig

[pico]

5 sec at craps table

[themajormt]

So in the other thread you said youlasted 5 mins , now you say 45 secs, dammnnn major come on now

Jimmy what are you talkin about????

This is a story from today... To the best of my recollection I do not recall posting another sexual experience from TODAY... You make no sense pal, please put down your bong before typing...

[themajormt]

Oh were you sayin I am not performing too well??? Yeah I am not ashamed to admit it fukk it... When I am sober I got a good 6-18 minute range. All depends on whats goin on... When I have had a few cocktails I can go like a jack rabbit for 45 minutes +... No shame in the game Jimmy... You just look at them and say "Damn that was good" they cant say shit...

[themajormt]

Not funny Blitty!!!

[flyingillini]

Soma??? What the fukkkk is that???

Muscle relaxer.. They give you a good buzz, but you have to take a few of them.. Better known as Carisoprodol.

[SexyMit]

Oh were you sayin I am not performing too well??? Yeah I am not ashamed to admit it fukk it... When I am sober I got a good 6-18 minute range. All depends on whats goin on... When I have had a few cocktails I can go like a jack rabbit for 45 minutes +... No shame in the game Jimmy... You just look at them and say "Damn that was good" they cant say shit...

Hell Yeah when I'm drunk, My wife knows she is in for a marathon!

[WileOut]

Or just do a few lines of yayo and go for days. Women love it when their men snort the white.

[flyingillini]

Or just do a few lines of yayo and go for days. Women love it when their men snort the white.

Does different things for different people. I can bust very easy when I snort some nose candy..

[DwightShrute]

[themajormt]

Me to FI... Its all about moderation... If you have like 10-16 cocktails and then just a few lines, I am like a telephone pole... But if I do a lot more, my dick is in my stomach

[lakerboy]

funny thread major you're sex stories are the best

[flyingillini]

I agree, I can count the number of times I have been drunk on both hands. I was never a heavy drinker but I like to have a few beers and love to party in other ways.

[Poker_Beast]

Nice thread