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  • buztah
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 03-23-07
    • 7470

    #1
    The courtesy flush
    Is it absolutely mandatory or optional?

    It really depends on the facts of the particular case, I say. If I want the washroom all to myself cus I plan on rubbin one out after pinching one off, I'll skip the flush. If I'm just there to pinch one off, I'll drop the silver hammer and give em a break.
  • themajormt
    SBR MVP
    • 07-30-08
    • 3964

    #2
    I think its definitely a case by caser... If you know someones waiting and has to drop a big baby in the toilet after you I will give one. But if no ones waiting, fukk it..
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    • Willie Bee
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 02-14-06
      • 15726

      #3
      I believe it to be mandatory. I even give myself a courtesy flush at home. Excellent topic, Buzzy, certainly worthy of 7 points in my book. Consider them 'courtesy points in lieu of a flush.'
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      • keyboarding
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 07-30-09
        • 6817

        #4
        I always do it, at the very least, so I don't smell like shit.
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        • buztah
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 03-23-07
          • 7470

          #5
          Willie, I ask the questions noone else will. Tanx.
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          • themajormt
            SBR MVP
            • 07-30-08
            • 3964

            #6
            I actually like how my poop smells, I dont mind it at all.... I HATE how other peoples smell but mines great
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            • compaqDikk
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 10-08-05
              • 5699

              #7
              most normal, wealthy people know to courtesty flush

              i however will drop a deuce, drop a whole unused toilet roll in there, and piss all over the seat. fukk the next person. he should have shitt at home. if i see lysol in there, i throw that away so no one can use. the cleaning people need to be punished as well too
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              • fsugolf
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 07-17-09
                • 6194

                #8
                courtesy flush is standard in my book, even in you're in the shitter by yourself with no one waiting
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                • oiler
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 06-06-09
                  • 6585

                  #9
                  Originally posted by buztah
                  Is it absolutely mandatory or optional?

                  It really depends on the facts of the particular case, I say. If I want the washroom all to myself cus I plan on rubbin one out after pinching one off, I'll skip the flush. If I'm just there to pinch one off, I'll drop the silver hammer and give em a break.
                  see u answered your own question,if u have to think about should i,or shouldnt i,the answer is yes
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                  • oiler
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 06-06-09
                    • 6585

                    #10
                    Originally posted by buztah
                    Is it absolutely mandatory or optional?

                    It really depends on the facts of the particular case, I say. If I want the washroom all to myself cus I plan on rubbin one out after pinching one off, I'll skip the flush. If I'm just there to pinch one off, I'll drop the silver hammer and give em a break.
                    heres one for u;;;if your girlfriend breath stuck so bad ,u thought she crapped in it and she wanted a kiss,would u or would u think of an excuse not to
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                    • RogueScholar
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                      • 02-05-07
                      • 5082

                      #11
                      Originally posted by compaqDikk
                      most normal, wealthy people know to courtesty flush

                      i however will drop a deuce, drop a whole unused toilet roll in there, and piss all over the seat. fukk the next person. he should have shitt at home. if i see lysol in there, i throw that away so no one can use. the cleaning people need to be punished as well too
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                      • CashMoney
                        SBR MVP
                        • 01-07-08
                        • 1982

                        #12
                        Originally posted by oiler
                        heres one for u;;;if your girlfriend breath stuck so bad ,u thought she crapped in it and she wanted a kiss,would u or would u think of an excuse not to
                        No excuse needed....would just tell her to drop a mint
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                        • reno cool
                          SBR MVP
                          • 07-02-08
                          • 3567

                          #13
                          ha, what's courteous flush? I'm way behind the times.
                          bird bird da bird's da word
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                          • keyboarding
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 07-30-09
                            • 6817

                            #14
                            Originally posted by reno cool
                            ha, what's courteous flush? I'm way behind the times.
                            Courtesy Flush
                            A flush in the middle of the toilet-sitting process in order to reduce the aroma...usually performed on a "foreign throne" as a courtesy to the owner of said throne... in other words, to be polite and not stink up the host's crapper too much.

                            I gave a courtesy flush at the Smith's party because I didn't want to kill the next person to use the bathroom.
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                            • oiler
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 06-06-09
                              • 6585

                              #15
                              Originally posted by keyboarding
                              Courtesy Flush
                              A flush in the middle of the toilet-sitting process in order to reduce the aroma...usually performed on a "foreign throne" as a courtesy to the owner of said throne... in other words, to be polite and not stink up the host's crapper too much.
                              one flush per customer especially if they pay for there water
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                              • clonecat
                                SBR MVP
                                • 08-29-05
                                • 1225

                                #16
                                It is very considerate, although not mandatory, it says a lot about a person.
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                                • reno cool
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 07-02-08
                                  • 3567

                                  #17
                                  well, in that case you need to know about the toilet involved. You don't want to get sprayed.
                                  bird bird da bird's da word
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                                  • goldengoat
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 11-25-05
                                    • 3239

                                    #18
                                    anyone who doesn't flush after they are done needs to be waterboarded in the filthy toilet they just left.

                                    i've seen some people leave the toilet a complete and intentional mess. totally uncalled for and a sign of a true cunt.
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                                    • compaqDikk
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 10-08-05
                                      • 5699

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by reno cool
                                      well, in that case you need to know about the toilet involved. You don't want to get sprayed.
                                      if you're worried about perfectly fine H20 that even cats drink out, take a dump in the urinal
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                                      • compaqDikk
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 10-08-05
                                        • 5699

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by goldengoat
                                        anyone who doesn't flush after they are done needs to be waterboarded in the filthy toilet they just left.

                                        i've seen some people leave the toilet a complete and intentional mess. totally uncalled for and a sign of a true cunt.
                                        the best ones are at concerts, hockey games, and waterparks
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                                        • Poker_Beast
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 09-14-06
                                          • 6547

                                          #21
                                          Flush it, Budweiser shits are nasty!
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                                          • flyingillini
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 12-06-06
                                            • 41219

                                            #22
                                            I want to hear from Mathy, he will tell us about the restrooms at the Schools when he was a custodian.
                                            המוסד‎
                                            המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                            • mathdotcom
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 03-24-08
                                              • 11689

                                              #23
                                              lioneye

                                              I never cleaned a toilet in my life. After a couple of days I knew all the colored kids and had them addicted to snuff. They would do anything for me so during recess I made them clean toilets while I stood guard out front. Sometimes principal would come by and want to take a dump but I told him to take a hike. Never liked the guy. He would pick his nose and wipe boogars on hallway walls while he walked. French-Canadian piece of sh**.
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                                              • BGS 9.5
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 01-10-08
                                                • 4628

                                                #24
                                                Are u fukking kidding me even asking this? Of couse it is mandatory.....
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