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  • tacomax
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-10-05
    • 9619

    #1
    Be Wary Of Craigslist Hookers


    Mountlake Terrace police are on the lookout for a trio of escorts who are alleged to have stolen about $440 from four customers who had invited them over for a weekend party. The cops have their work cut out for them since they're relying on four victims who were "incredibly" intoxicated and provided only the barest of descriptions.

    According to police, the four victims decided, after a night of drinking at a Mountlake Terrace home, to pool their money and hire an escort from Craigslist early Saturday morning. "They found a woman whose picture they found appealing and called," said Det. Sgt. Doug Hansen.

    But when the woman and two female friends arrived, the men later told police, they found that none of them looked like the woman in the ad. The women were described vaguely to police as being "larger and thicker" than the female pictured in the Craigslist ad.

    "The men said they were not as advertised," said Hansen.

    Nevertheless, the disappointed men -- who ranged in ages from 22 to 46 -- handed over their money while the women were still at the door, police said. One of the women then asked if she could use the bathroom, police said.

    But instead of going into the bathroom, the women ducked into a bedroom and started rooting around for things to steal, including a Blackberry and some jewelry, Hansen said. The men saw her and tried to stop her, but the woman ran outside to her friends and all three raced back to their car, a maroon Ford hatchback.

    The men chased after them, but one man was run over when he tried block the women from driving off. The man suffered injuries that required a two-day hospital stay, Hansen said. The men were were unable to get a license plate number.

    The suspects were all described as being about 5-feet-8, white and "chunky," in their late 20s, possibly from Tacoma. One had curly, wavy brown hair and called everyone "baby," the men told police. The second had lip piercings and stringy brown hair. The third had short, sandy blond hair, according to police.

    While trying to describe the suspects to police, the men decided to rate the women on a scale of 1 to 10. Three said the women all rated a "2." But the man described by police as the most intoxicated disagreed and claimed they rated a "4."
    Originally posted by pags11
    SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
    Originally posted by BuddyBear
    I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
    Originally posted by curious
    taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
  • Matt Rain
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 02-13-07
    • 5001

    #2
    That last paragraph is gold.
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    • smitch124
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 05-19-08
      • 12566

      #3
      Drunk dialing for Craigslist hookers, I'm floored this didn't go well
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388179

        #4
        Most don't rob you

        I am experienced so I know who to pick, ect.
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        • THEGREAT30
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 10-04-08
          • 8970

          #5
          Yes, that happens. I was somewhere with someone getting there vehicle maintenanced and they told a story of getting robbed by some women they had picked up. Not only craigslist, this happens everywhere. Don't be so loose people.
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          • oiler
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 06-06-09
            • 6585

            #6
            nothing like the best when it comes to hoes lol
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            • BestPlay2day
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 08-25-08
              • 5794

              #7
              Why the hell did they pay them? They should of said you're not the chick in the ad and tell them to get their fat ass out of here. They must of been totally drunk not to chase down fatty.
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              • ZBOIZ
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 06-22-08
                • 21464

                #8
                wow and I'm heading to Seattle tommorrow
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                • paco
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 05-07-09
                  • 62873

                  #9
                  I used Craigslist many times. But i also used the "Buddy System" when i did. We gangbanged that Hoe
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                  • pico
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 04-05-07
                    • 27321

                    #10
                    While trying to describe the suspects to police, the men decided to rate the women on a scale of 1 to 10. Three said the women all rated a "2." But the man described by police as the most intoxicated disagreed and claimed they rated a "4."
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                    • wtf
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 08-22-08
                      • 12983

                      #11
                      you show those hoes paco

                      line up those cocks
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                      • topgame85
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 03-30-08
                        • 12325

                        #12
                        Bet they all woulda fcked them anyways
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                        • konck
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 10-17-06
                          • 12554

                          #13
                          He would have given her a 8 but her cok fell out while running away
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                          • spurginobili
                            SBR MVP
                            • 05-09-09
                            • 3065

                            #14

                            Was the reporter going for intentional or unintentional comedy?
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                            • JoshW
                              SBR MVP
                              • 08-10-05
                              • 3431

                              #15
                              I wish you would have posted this warning sooner.
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