Anyone play CORNHOLE?

Fishhead · 08-31-09, 03:37 PM

I have two sets of boards.

I set up a playing field at most Iowa tailgates that I attend............great beer drinking game.

Fischnasty · 08-31-09, 03:38 PM

we used to play all the time at tailgates when i was in college

fiveteamer · 08-31-09, 03:39 PM

Iowa has not been good since they had that big ass black linebacker playing at QB.

Guy was a total bust in the CFL, could not make a practice roster.

Fishhead · 08-31-09, 03:40 PM

Originally posted by Fishhead

When Iowa plays in the Orange Bowl this year(as the 2nd best team in Big Ten), I will have an area set-up for SBR drinkers, eaters, and cornholers.

jagaf22 · 08-31-09, 03:46 PM

Those boards are SHARP! You make em yourself Fish?

Fishhead · 08-31-09, 03:49 PM

Originally posted by jagaf22

Those boards are SHARP! You make em yourself Fish?

No, but I'm working on painting a set.

fiveteamer · 08-31-09, 03:50 PM

Fishhead you are a 50 year old man ffs.

Fishhead · 08-31-09, 03:53 PM

Originally posted by fiveteamer

Fishhead you are a 50 year old man ffs.

Deuce · 08-31-09, 03:54 PM

I play regularly

onthewhat · 08-31-09, 03:56 PM

My favorite tailgate game. Popular in the midwest.

Fishhead · 08-31-09, 03:56 PM

For those that are not familar with cornholing.................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdbOMzLKdbA

tacomax · 08-31-09, 03:56 PM

Thanks for sharing, Fishhead.

Originally posted by urbandictionary.com

Cornhole

The act of gently inserting your well lubed erect cock into your womans well rimmed and squeeky clean anus. Making sure plenty of lube has also been applied to her sphincter as well. With a gentle push, once the crown of your cock has stretched her sphincter, you allow her bung muscle to relax and then start a gradual entering of her turdcutter. Once fully in her turdcutter, you begin a slow, short pumping motion until you build up to a full length cock stabbing penetration of her dumphole. Stroking as fast as possible, while holding on to her hips until you reach the point of no return. You finish off, balls deep in her rectum. Pumping your gooey man juice deep in her crapper, coating the walls of her colon.

fsugolf · 08-31-09, 03:57 PM

we call it bags, not cornhole

KingJIM · 08-31-09, 03:59 PM

Fishead

You play washers or ladders?

RogueScholar · 08-31-09, 04:01 PM

I have no clue what Fishhead is talking about, but I cornhole all the time according to Taco's definition.

Fishhead · 08-31-09, 04:01 PM

Originally posted by KingJIM

Fishead

You play washers or ladders?

Only once, AWESOME game!!

jjgold · 08-31-09, 04:02 PM

Never heard of it

The few times I went to games or tailgated we had dice games going, $50-$200 a roll

Fishhead · 08-31-09, 04:02 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Never heard of it

The few times I went to games or tailgated we had dice games going, $50-$200 a roll

We do that at Iowa tailgates also.........see ya in Miami come January!!

clonecat · 08-31-09, 04:17 PM

Every one else call it bags, only Hawk fans like to cornhole

Fishhead · 08-31-09, 04:22 PM

Originally posted by clonecat

Every one else call it bags, only Hawk fans like to cornhole

Wrong shithead.............

American Cornhole Organization: Cornhole Tournaments near me, Leagues, Cornhole Rules

http://www.americancornhole.org/

American Cornhole Organization is the worldwide governing body for the sport of cornhole. Find cornhole tournaments near me, cornhole leagues, cornhole rules, player rankings, cornhole boards, and cornhole bags

rake922 · 08-31-09, 04:25 PM

I play it 8-10 times a week

Fishhead · 08-31-09, 04:47 PM

Originally posted by rake922

I play it 8-10 times a week

For money?

mmike032 · 08-31-09, 04:51 PM

Played for the first time a few weeks ago tailgating at an AFL2 game.
yep, we call it cornhole also

gummo · 08-31-09, 05:04 PM

Yeah. I have a home made Bengals set.

Fishhead · 11-04-09, 11:38 PM

Originally posted by Fishhead

When Iowa plays in the Orange Bowl this year(as the 2nd best team in Big Ten), I will have an area set-up for SBR drinkers, eaters, and cornholers.

Forget the Orange Bowl, it will be a blast playing CORN HOLE at the ROSE BOWL this year.............should be easy money.

Fishhead · 11-04-09, 11:40 PM

Originally posted by Fishhead

I will be hauling a pair of boards to PASEDENA............bring cash to participate.

The General · 11-04-09, 11:45 PM

Guys in AA talk about it often. Heard more about it last several weeks then ever before.

Fishhead · 11-04-09, 11:47 PM

Originally posted by The General

Guys in AA talk about it often. Heard more about it last several weeks then ever before.

General, how iS the abstaining from alcohol going?

Going on 10th straight day here with ZERO.

topgame85 · 11-04-09, 11:49 PM

guy i work with had a HUGE party for a local beer festial invited me friends gf etc and friends from PA, FL, CA. NY that all showed they played till 5 am neighbors were pissed i told them to just play dice but would not listen they also ordered strippers for this party one of the wildest nights i have taken psrt in the last 4 yrs

The General · 11-06-09, 02:41 AM

Originally posted by Fishhead

General, how iS the abstaining from alcohol going?

Going on 10th straight day here with ZERO.

No desire to drink alcohol at all Fishhead. AA teaches abstinence, but I'll drink if I want. I had my fun and plenty of it.

Thanks for asking. All is well. Being sober is good for me because I am more apt to be able to help others now and not be drunk. It's not about me anymore.

Chi_archie · 11-06-09, 02:43 AM

Fish is a drunk?

good luck fish

tltaylor89 · 11-06-09, 02:43 AM

WTF is cornholing

tltaylor89 · 11-06-09, 02:44 AM

I hope hes not gonna stick and ear of corn up his ass