Question for Crazylou about the Girls of Tennis....

[flyingillini]

Please name the top 3 best looking tennis players. Pictures would be nice as well.

[SBR Lou]

Caroline Wozniacki





Ana Ivanovic





Jelena Jankovic

[onthewhat]

Jankovic is ugly as hell

Womens tennis is in trouble if those are the 3 hottest

[flyingillini]

Wow, I am a little shocked by this. There are no hotter girls than these?

[RogueScholar]

Allow me:

Sabine Lisicki





Daniela Hantuchova





Vera Zvonareva

[flyingillini]

Thank you Scholar and Lou!

[yisman]

Sorana Cirstea is the hottest.

Are you kidding me with Jankovic?

[SBR Lou]

Are you kidding me with Jankovic?

First of all, there are hundreds of really hot blonde tennis players. Most of them look exactly the same. Perhaps it's just a matter of taste/personal preference, but I find that Jelena is exotic and classically beautiful.

Ana Ivanovic (the pics I used probably suck) is all around the best looking tennis player in the world I feel, but to suggest Jelena doesn't deserve having her name dropped when the topic is looks to me is ludicrous.

[RogueScholar]

Jankovic is hideous, let's not kid ourselves. I respect your taste and all, Lou, but if I didn't know she had made millions on tour, I wouldn't even buy her a drink at the bar.

[flyingillini]

Jankovic is hideous, let's not kid ourselves. I respect your taste and all, Lou, but if I didn't know she had made millions on tour, I wouldn't even buy her a drink at the bar.

Ha Ha

[yisman]

Jankovic is hideous, let's not kid ourselves. I respect your taste and all, Lou, but if I didn't know she had made millions on tour, I wouldn't even buy her a drink at the bar.

QFT.


http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/186755-picking-wta-matches-based-looks.html

[SBR Lou]

Ana Ivanovic

[RogueScholar]

Where's the camel toe, Lou? You gonna get out camelled by the forum queer?

[blittydeuce]

I would perform cunnilingus on Ana. After a tennis match. On a hot, humid day.

[mmike032]

more camel toe please.

[milwaukee mike]

i agree get jankovic out of the discussion.
i wouldn't put her in the top 100.

love that pic of hantuchova...

[Chi_archie]

top 3 hottest in men's tennis?

[StraitShooter]

Jankovic looks like a freakin Neanderthal man and is not top 100

[StraitShooter]

I`ll you who they are..and they are so hot you could pierce their splincter muscle with your tongue after a three set match on a hot summer day

[StraitShooter]

Sorana Cirstea is the hottest.

Are you kidding me with Jankovic?

You are freakin correct ta mundo sir

[jjgold]

None of them are even 6's

[StraitShooter]

Maria Kirilenko

[RogueScholar]

I've recently changed my top three in the ATP, some guys are just looking much hotter than they ever have this summer. I don't know if it's the fact that I've been following tennis for over a year now (yay!) and have gotten to see these guys when they're looking good and bad, but something has reorganized my "Most Wanted To Sleep With" list. Here they are:

Tommy Robredo





Stanislas Wawrinka





Tommy Hass





I figured out what it was in the process of creating this post. I've always thought Wawrinka was hot, but Robredo and Haas cut their hair this year, and it looks so much better on both of them. Some guys are hot with long hair, but when you only see them when they're sweating balls and look like a ragamuffin, it totally transforms their image when they cut their hair and look neater on court.

[StraitShooter]

Ana Kornikova..before Cocaine with gerbil head Hingus

[yisman]

Kirilenko is another good one. I agree.

I also am partial to Michelle Larcher de Brito

[StraitShooter]

Rogue...you gave me points and I am indebted for life..but do you hit from both sides of the plate?

[RogueScholar]

Cirstea's pretty, but not to the level that I would put her on a list. Off court she's quite fetching, but on the court she doesn't look so great.

Excellent call on Kirilenko, she's a real hottie and I think I may have erred in selecting Zvonareva over her.

[StraitShooter]

Cirstea's pretty, but not to the level that I would put her on a list. Off court she's quite fetching, but on the court she doesn't look so great.

Excellent call on Kirilenko, she's a real hottie and I think I may have erred in selecting Zvonareva over her.

Your answer could not have been better

agree off court about Cirstea...they all turn ugly on the court

yeah..russian mobster Zvonoreva..maybe top 20

[RogueScholar]

Rogue...you gave me points and I am indebted for life..but do you hit from both sides of the plate?

Rather perceptive of you, sir. I'm indeed bisexual, revelling in the beauty of both the female and male form. I was engaged to a woman a few years ago and it fell apart horribly, so I've been on a string of boyfriends-only for a little while now. I'm getting my feet wet with dating women again lately, maybe if I find the right one I'll give it another shot.

[RogueScholar]

You know, I like Michelle Larcher De Brito for a few reasons. First she's Portuguese, as am I. Second, the fact that she holds the record for loudest shriek on court (108dB) is kinda cool. Finally, it's been fun to watch her develop as a player and find tenacity and strategy as she gains experience playing top-tier tournaments.

She's another one though that looks like a total mess 90% of the time she's on the court. When you see her in street clothes you would have a hard time believing it's the same girl.

[StraitShooter]

Rather perceptive of you, sir. I'm indeed bisexual, revelling in the beauty of both the female and male form. I was engaged to a woman a few years ago and it fell apart horribly, so I've been on a string of boyfriends-only for a little while now. I'm getting my feet wet with dating women again lately, maybe if I find the right one I'll give it another shot.

All good Roguey....you may want to google "Tip"sarevic..chicks dig him too

Stay away from platapus face Stepanek

[StraitShooter]

sucks how the hot girls are not the best players thus we dont see them on tv too often

Cirstea made a small run this year and got some face time

you hardly ever will see kirilenko

shen always gets taken out by the gorilla, wood stork, giraffe, maur-man, fat ass Kuzni etc

[dodger33]

no one posted any pictures of venus or serena?? was it just implied that they were the 2 hottest and that you guys started with the 3rd hottest?

[StraitShooter]

Jankovic is hideous, let's not kid ourselves. I respect your taste and all, Lou, but if I didn't know she had made millions on tour, I wouldn't even buy her a drink at the bar.

[StraitShooter]

no one posted any pictures of venus or serena?? was it just implied that they were the 2 hottest and that you guys started with the 3rd hottest?

I mentioned them..in the post above yours