What is the origin of Bread's name?

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  • Swinging Johnson
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-12-09
    • 7604

    #1
    What is the origin of Bread's name?
    I enjoy the poster who calls himself Bread. He's outspoken and candid to a fault. However, I am curious as to how he got his name. As my thoughts wander I begin to ponder what if, just if, it is something cleverly esoteric. Perhaps he is Bread because it is a simple but life sustaining sustenance. He believes himself to be the manna which sustains these forums. A controversial yet almost paternal care giver, imperiously presiding over the SBR forums as though he were Caesar pontificating to the Great Unwashed Masses of Rome. Allow me to take it even one step further. Bread, the essence of life, a diety so powerful and omniscient, even SBR luminaries such as JJ Gold, The Prick and even Loshack himself bow before him and behold his magnificence.

    It couldn't be a colloquialism meaning money, now could it? Not possible!
  • Fishhead
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 08-11-05
    • 40179

    #2
    Found SBR at Panera BREAD in his attempt to find some good UFC handicapping articles.........and now you know the rest of the story.
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    • paco
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 05-07-09
      • 62873

      #3
      "The best thing since sliced Bread"?
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388179

        #4
        No idea

        he is very very strange though.
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        • The Prick
          SBR MVP
          • 08-31-05
          • 4965

          #5
          bread is bahamian fer douche. Mebbe pimientoan?
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          • Swinging Johnson
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 08-12-09
            • 7604

            #6
            Originally posted by Fishhead
            Found SBR at Panera BREAD in his attempt to find some good UFC handicapping articles.........and now you know the rest of the story.
            Ah, I see. He found SBR while in Panera Bread. Well, that makes perfect sense. The whole Caesar, manna from heaven, omnipotent diety thing was ah, just, er, for kicks. Yeah, that's it. I was having some fun. Never would I conceive of Bread being a god-like figure, a life giving force. Nope, not me............Why'd you have to spoil it?!! Why?? He's a 21st century Sophocles and you, you Fishead have to turn him into something so pedestrian, so common that it soils everything about this modern day marvel. How dare you!
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            • Robyn
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 02-05-08
              • 9681

              #7
              Bread is the omnipotent one, the all-seeing eye, a feigned deity.
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              • Rio DiNero
                SBR MVP
                • 11-03-08
                • 2010

                #8
                In my neighborhood, Bread is short for white-bread: A term describing a straight up white person. I don't know if that's where his nick-name originated,but looking at a pic of him I think I my be right. By the way, don't take this the wrong way, it's just my experience with people named "Bread."
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                • MrMonkey
                  SBR MVP
                  • 11-09-08
                  • 2278

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Robyn
                  Bread is the omnipotent one, the all-seeing eye, a feigned deity.
                  Please Robyn, please break this one down for me, can't find my dictionary? Photos are even better! Thanks!
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                  • paco
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 05-07-09
                    • 62873

                    #10
                    Rio, i thought it was "Cracker"?
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                    • Bread
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 03-16-08
                      • 23726

                      #11
                      If you ask the poster Rake922 how he came up with his handle, only then will you gain a glimpse into the complexity of how my moniker was originated.

                      Good tidings in your endeavors.
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                      • StraitShooter
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 07-22-09
                        • 10464

                        #12
                        Bread..Do you remember Aubrey?
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                        • Rio DiNero
                          SBR MVP
                          • 11-03-08
                          • 2010

                          #13
                          Originally posted by paco
                          Rio, i thought it was "Cracker"?
                          That works too, but I think white bread, or snowflake(for females) is a little less offensive. At least where I come from.
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                          • Robyn
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 02-05-08
                            • 9681

                            #14
                            Originally posted by MrMonkey
                            Please Robyn, please break this one down for me, can't find my dictionary? Photos are even better! Thanks!
                            This about sums it up.

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                            • MrMonkey
                              SBR MVP
                              • 11-09-08
                              • 2278

                              #15
                              Thank you Robyn! You guys are good!
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                              • RogueJuror
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 07-08-08
                                • 10010

                                #16
                                What? lolll

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