Randy fighting is unnatural

oiler · 08-29-09, 08:24 PM

Originally posted by Swinging Johnson

Boys, it amazes me that Randy "The Natural" Couture is still fighting at 46 years of age. What amazes me even more is that he is currently almost a 2 to 1 favorite over....well...anyone! His motto should be, "Hey, I may be old, but I sure am slow." Randy "Feather Fists" is going to get his ticket into retirement tonight.

Also, Keith "The Queen of Mean" Jardine is favored as well? This guy is about as intimidating as a male nurse. He'll scream at you until you submit. If you're the sensitive type, The Queen of Mean will have you crying like a sissy in no time.

What a woeful card Dana has foisted on us this time. Let's see GSP and Silva square up. Now that's a match the public will pay to see. I don't want to see an AARP member getting assaulted, never mind pay to see it!

what is amazing is that randy at 46 is still in a sport where u take a beating opposed to football or basketball/hes a pure fighter and expect him to win again

biggamerife21 · 08-29-09, 08:25 PM

4-0 so far, but damn this card does suck man your right.

yisman · 08-29-09, 08:26 PM

bad thread.

Randy Couture is not an "AARP member".

And Jardine is good as well.

yisman · 08-29-09, 08:37 PM

Originally posted by Swinging Johnson

Boys, it amazes me that Randy "The Natural" Couture is still fighting at 46 years of age. What amazes me even more is that he is currently almost a 2 to 1 favorite over....well...anyone!

I'd take him at 1/10 to kick your ass, let alone 1/2.

Swinging Johnson · 08-29-09, 08:38 PM

Originally posted by yisman

bad thread.

Randy Couture is not an "AARP member".

And Jardine is good as well.

Ah, the king of literal. You're right, he's not an AARP member. I'm sure, like you, he's not a Mensa member either. I was merely attempting my own brand of biting sarcasm but I can see that I would have an better chance of finding a unicorn than convey that sentiment to you. Here, let me try this: RANDY SLOW, OLD JARDINE: GETS HURT EZ, WONT LAST..UGH.

MilfDriller · 08-29-09, 09:02 PM

some of the lines were pretty funny

when do we get Fedor vs. whoever? that's all I want to see

yisman · 08-29-09, 09:18 PM

Originally posted by Swinging Johnson

personal attacks and more idiocy from the aptly-named dick

Actually, I am a MENSA member, and this thread is awful.

"but I can see that I would have an better chance of finding a unicorn than convey that sentiment to you."

Try using English. It might help your case.

I guess since you're incapable of typing coherent English, you might be better off typing like the neanderthal you are.

mmike032 · 08-29-09, 09:39 PM

Originally posted by yisman

Actually, I am a MENSA member, and this thread is awful.

"but I can see that I would have an better chance of finding a unicorn than convey that sentiment to you."

Try using English. It might help your case.

I guess since you're incapable of typing coherent English, you might be better off typing like the neanderthal you are.

Swinging Johnson · 08-30-09, 04:51 AM

Originally posted by yisman

bad thread.

Randy Couture is not an "AARP member".

And Jardine is good as well.

Originally posted by Swinging Johnson

Boys, it amazes me that Randy "The Natural" Couture is still fighting at 46 years of age. What amazes me even more is that he is currently almost a 2 to 1 favorite over....well...anyone! His motto should be, "Hey, I may be old, but I sure am slow." Randy "Feather Fists" is going to get his ticket into retirement tonight.

Also, Keith "The Queen of Mean" Jardine is favored as well? This guy is about as intimidating as a male nurse. He'll scream at you until you submit. If you're the sensitive type, The Queen of Mean will have you crying like a sissy in no time.

What a woeful card Dana has foisted on us this time. Let's see GSP and Silva square up. Now that's a match the public will pay to see. I don't want to see an AARP member getting assaulted, never mind pay to see it! -Pre-Fight Comments from Swinging Johnson

Yisman, you're not only dim, you're also terribly wrong. What an exacta, Couture and Jardine. I think you need to get yourself a service, junior.

Shortstop · 08-30-09, 05:11 AM

Swinger, give me a shout out on your next show my man!

Swinging Johnson · 08-30-09, 05:57 AM

Originally posted by Shortstop

Swinger, give me a shout out on your next show my man!

Shortstop.....consider it done. Click the Caribsports tag under my name and then go to the Swinging Johnson banner on the right of the page. Remember, I'm Swinging Johnson....and you're not!

The Prick · 08-30-09, 09:52 AM

dunno if this swinger kid is making any pals fer Carib but he's a funny sumbitch! Let 'er rip swinger

BobHarvey · 08-30-09, 02:39 PM

Swingin' and Shillin'

exstatman · 08-30-09, 02:45 PM

They seem to have some issues most "A" rated books do not have.

Shortstop · 08-30-09, 03:44 PM

Thanks for the shout out Swinger!
Also, nice call with the Marlins today. They were my best bet of the day too.

Swinging Johnson · 08-30-09, 03:50 PM

No probs Shortstop, glad to be of assistance. Exstat...anything you care to discuss?

exstatman · 08-30-09, 04:34 PM

Carib sticks to scheduled start times in the face of delays more than any book I've seen. As examples, if a NASCAR race start is delayed, Carib still cuts off wagering, while others continue to offer wagering. Today, Ellis Park had a delay of 15 minutes after the first race, but Carib continued to use the scheduled post times, meaning the remainder of the card had races cut off 15 minuted prior to the actual running of the race. Racing is hard enough to beat without having to place wagers 15 full minutes ahead of racetime. They are the only book I know of that does not accept Nationwide races, and nearly all take NASCAR trucks as well.

If you want to discuss further, PM me.

Swinging Johnson · 08-30-09, 05:14 PM

Originally posted by exstatman

Carib sticks to scheduled start times in the face of delays more than any book I've seen. As examples, if a NASCAR race start is delayed, Carib still cuts off wagering, while others continue to offer wagering. Today, Ellis Park had a delay of 15 minutes after the first race, but Carib continued to use the scheduled post times, meaning the remainder of the card had races cut off 15 minuted prior to the actual running of the race. Racing is hard enough to beat without having to place wagers 15 full minutes ahead of racetime. They are the only book I know of that does not accept Nationwide races, and nearly all take NASCAR trucks as well.

If you want to discuss further, PM me.

Exstat.....Thanks for bringing that to my attention. Some books such as pinnacle don't even take eagers on US tracks. Anyway, please do this the next time there's a major delay on a race you want to wager on. Send a memo and tell alert them to the delay and tell them Swinging Johnson told you to do so. They should re-open it within 3-5 mins of receiving your memo, or perhaps even less. I appreciate you bringing it to our attention.

jjgold · 08-30-09, 05:15 PM

He is washed up and just a name. I do give him credit for still fighting though.

Swinging Johnson · 08-30-09, 05:29 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

He is washed up and just a name. I do give him credit for still fighting though.

For a 46 year old man he is a beast. If this guy walks into any barroom in America, he destroys the local tough guy no matter how young he may be. But when he steps into the Octagon against world class fighters who are 10 years his junior or younger, it simply becomes a case of nature. He is a natural there is no doubt about it. But to think he can turn back the hands of time would make him supernatural and he is, as we found out on Saturday, only just a man.

Bread · 08-30-09, 05:34 PM

Nog and Silva were good calls. Congrats to us on those Swinging J!

Swinging Johnson · 08-30-09, 05:42 PM

Originally posted by Bread

Nog and Silva were good calls. Congrats to us on those Swinging J!

Right on Bread. I saw you shared my opinions. UFC is the only sporting event I can watch without having action on it. You know what they say Bread...Great minds think alike!

exstatman · 08-30-09, 05:51 PM

Can you believe he signed a SIX FIGHT deal prior to the fight? Who's next, Chuck Norris?

Bread · 08-30-09, 05:54 PM

LOL exstat.

Swinging J I truly believe that if we put our minds to it, we can take over the world together. We can hire Deuce as our travel agent.

brooks85 · 08-30-09, 05:57 PM

I read through here quickly and didnt see mention of it. Anyone who thinks randy is done is dead wrong. Randy signed a 6 fight contract on saturday. He will do a lot more damage in LHW, which im betting is where he stays this time.

exstatman · 08-30-09, 05:58 PM

Originally posted by Swinging Johnson

Exstat.....Thanks for bringing that to my attention. Some books such as pinnacle don't even take eagers on US tracks. Anyway, please do this the next time there's a major delay on a race you want to wager on. Send a memo and tell alert them to the delay and tell them Swinging Johnson told you to do so. They should re-open it within 3-5 mins of receiving your memo, or perhaps even less. I appreciate you bringing it to our attention.

Actually, that's what happened today, they adjusted the posttimes, but 3 hours after the delay. That shouldn't happen at a top flight book, IMHO.

The sports is a no-go, however. Once a sporting event is closed, they will not reopen it, and that has been confirmed in multiple memos.

THE_LOCKSMITH · 08-30-09, 06:14 PM

Wow this is no joke, the 46 year old Randy Couture has signed a six fight 28 month contract. I also think he will be moving back down to LHW, but made he was unable to get out of the way of Nog's slow punches, he's gonna get picked apart if he fights any of the quick LHW's like Machida, A Silva, Evans or even Vera

brooks85 · 08-30-09, 06:16 PM

thats just insane he will be fighting for the next 2 years.

Bread · 08-30-09, 06:19 PM

I was surprised that fight last night was so exciting. The old balls put on a good show fo sho.

exstatman · 08-30-09, 06:23 PM

Knida like having the second best poker hand all night, you're in every pot, but rarely win.

Swinging Johnson · 08-30-09, 06:48 PM

Swinging Bread..........two minds.............1 enormous asshole! Hey Bread, I think Deuce just books one way fares to Detroit. We can take a tour of GM, go to a Pistons game and get robbed all in one glorious evening!