Funniest story of the year? Maybe.

[Bread]

http://blogs.tampabay.com/juice/2009/08/american-pie-actor-jason-biggs-attacked-by-gibraltar-monkeys.html

American Pie actor Jason Biggs attacked by Gibraltar monkeys

One-time American Pie star Jason Biggs was monkeying around on vacation with co-star Eddie Kaye Thomas in the British colony of Gibraltar when he was -- no fooling -- attacked by a Gibraltar ape, the U.K.'s Telegraph reports. The primate must not have thought that whole apple pie stunt was funny.
"They were hiking in the woods when this monkey suddenly leapt on Jason from a tree and tried to bite his face off," a source said. "Jason's traveling companions managed to fend the beast off and Jason thankfully wasn't seriously hurt, just shaken up."
The 31-year-old was so shaken up, he ended his trip early. And for the record, the assailant was officially a Barbary macaque, which live in the area and attract lots of tourists (they're called apes because they have stubby tails). But the really scary part? Jason and Eddie were on a trip to celebrate the movie's 10th anniversary. Maybe Jason should have put it all on a Web cast.

[sickler]

The funniest story of the year is the drunken Russian who had his dick bitten off after trying to have sex with a raccoon.

[Bread]

Sure Sickler. I'll give you that. But Jason Biggs getting attacked by wild apes in Gibraltar is right up there. What a beautiful disaster.

[fsugolf]

only if they had tape of it, like when fabio got attacked on that roller coaster

[sickler]

Sure Sickler. I'll give you that. But Jason Biggs getting attacked by wild apes in Gibraltar is right up there. What a beautiful disaster.

Yeah, not a good idea to mess with wild animals. Reminds me of a thread I came across in a forum discussing MMA fighters vs the animal kingdom. Some tools seriously though a top fighter could take on a 500 lb silverback gorilla. Yeah okay. ...Good luck against a chimpanzee even.

[Shark79]

Another pt for the monkeys

[sickler]

For those who missed this incredible bout of drunken stupidity:





Toothy raccoon bit off manhood

By LEON WATSON
Published: 26 Jan 2009


A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert's PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.
"When I saw the raccoon I thought I'd have some fun," he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.
"He's been told they can get things working again but they can't sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.
"That's gone forever so there isn't going to be much for them to work with."

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece