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  • Swinging Johnson
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-12-09
    • 7604

    #1
    Dikk boy...I think not!
    To: Willie Bee who thinks I've not conducted myself appropriately.
    Originally Posted by Willie Bee
    Not exactly the kind of answer that would make me want to rush over to Carib and sign up. Just sayin'. You asked a question, Deuce answered it from his perspective.

    I believe the term Deuce employed was dikk boy when referring to me. And that's fine as these forums are a conduit for expression whether that be thoughtful and articulate or boorish and gutteral. However, if I am going to bear the brunt of someone's reckless and rather dim comment, I will not play the nail to his or her hammer. I will issue a visceral response without the vulgarities or profanities often found here and in other forums. If my use of the phrase "bed wetting pansy" has caused you to wag your finger at me, may I submit I think it's fair to say we've all had bladder control issues from time time only Deuce probably has them more often than most.

    As far as my responsibility vis a vis Caribsports and the code of conduct you feel I should abide by, you do have a point. Unfortunately, your hair is covering it. No, I'm just kidding, although I do love that line! To address your comment directly, I am an entertainment personality. My job is to either drive traffic to the site or hopefully keep the traffic coming via my podcast. I am not one of these loudmouth (check that, I can be loud) , pretentious cretins who extoll the virtues of their powers of prognostication and guarantee that which cannot be guaranteed. I do my research, isolate a game or two I believe have the best chance of winning and make a declaration predicated on nothing more than statisitics and intuition. However, what makes my podcast unique is that I attempt to inject a bit of levity and humor into each podcast. Also, I own up to the losses instead of focusing exclusively on my successes. Therefore, if you believe I am supposed to roam these forums and conduct myself like I am the Customer Care Representative from Wal-Mart, I am sorry to disabuse you of that notion. Consider me toiling in the same capacity as that of a radio personality for Entercom or CBS. He has a distinctly different persona than the Vice President of Communications. He can be irreverent, satirical and indeed sometimes callous. That is his job. Although that is not primarily my job, I reserve the right and shall maintain license to defend myself against low brow knuckle draggers that pejoratively refer to me as "dikk boy." Now if he had said "Dikk man", well, all would be forgiven.
  • betplom
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 09-20-06
    • 13444

    #2
    Dikkboy is lame, Dickhead is much more fitting.
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    • head_strong
      SBR MVP
      • 07-02-08
      • 4318

      #3
      too many BIG words, I'll have to break out my dictionary later to understand this post.....felt like I was reading Dennis Miller's daily rant.
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      • raydog
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 11-07-07
        • 6984

        #4
        swinger....i dont think anyone would steer away from carib just because you are "slappin the forum tire shop boy around" (to quote the prick). douche is a moron and everyone on this forum is fully aware of it, but to take posts from another thread and start a new thread with them is a little bit childish. nobody really gives a fukk pal and they really dont give a fukk to see a new attention thread made about it. you have to take into consideration the moron you are arguing with before you make yourself look silly as well.
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        • betplom
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 09-20-06
          • 13444

          #5
          Originally posted by raydog
          swinger....i dont think anyone would steer away from carib just because you are "slappin the forum tire shop boy around" (to quote the prick). douche is a moron and everyone on this forum is fully aware of it, but to take posts from another thread and start a new thread with them is a little bit childish. nobody really gives a fukk pal and they really dont give a fukk to see a new attention thread made about it. you have to take into consideration the moron you are arguing with before you make yourself look silly as well.
          Dog, please stop making posts that are thought out and well written, it makes the rest of us look bad,

          thanks,

          Plommer
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          • Bread
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-16-08
            • 23726

            #6
            Actually I rather enjoyed this thread. And I like Swinging J as well. Hell I even like dikk!

            I'm very loving today. Let's head over to the mosque sock hop y'all!!
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            • wtf
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 08-22-08
              • 12983

              #7
              yea ray, stick to simple name calling

              jagoff
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              • Bread
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 03-16-08
                • 23726

                #8
                PS....Did you guys know that Deuce is from Detroit? Swinging J did not.
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                • InTheHole
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 04-28-08
                  • 15243

                  #9
                  So much for pithy
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                  • Swinging Johnson
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 08-12-09
                    • 7604

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Bread
                    PS....Did you guys know that Deuce is from Detroit? Swinging J did not.
                    Hey Bread.....let me ask you this, I've always had a peculiar fascination for Detroit. Do you know if there are any posters here at SBR that are from Detroit and who may want to elucidate me on America's vacation capital?
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                    • Bread
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 03-16-08
                      • 23726

                      #11
                      Who may want to what? ejaculate you?

                      Swinging J we have one poster here who is a wizard with the big words - Rogue Scholar - and now you. I will be sure to always keep websters.com open when I open your threads.

                      As for your question, I'm pretty sure the answer is carrot casserole. DID I WIN??
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                      • head_strong
                        SBR MVP
                        • 07-02-08
                        • 4318

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Bread

                        As for your question, I'm pretty sure the answer is carrot casserole. DID I WIN??
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                        • Willie Bee
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 02-14-06
                          • 15726

                          #13
                          SJ, satire and 'injecting a bit of levity and humor' are wonderful little tools in the game of life. And I do understand your job or role with your employer is different than the CEO's or the guy on the business end of the mop bucket. Exactly how you and your employer go about it is entirely your business.

                          However, let's take a stroll down Chronological Lane and revisit just how it was that Deuce came to throw a bit of name-calling your way.


                          Post No. 1
                          Originally posted by Swinging Johnson
                          Why do you invest so much in your favorite pro team?
                          Now this is just the first sentence of that post, and you elaborate from there to suggest that all of the fans out there that put their hearts into a team and never get the love back from the owner/front office/players are not being repaid in kind. On that, especially in this day and age, I agree with you.

                          Post No. 10
                          Originally posted by Deuce
                          Stanley Cup Finals, Red Bull Air Races, etc.

                          This city recently has hosted a World Series, Stanley Cup Finals, NBA Finals, and Superbowl.
                          This is Deuce's first reply in the thread, and it was really a reply to poster Paco who initiated the fact that Detroit is a great sports town. Nothing new or earth-shattering here; people are simply proud of their hometowns and many facets of their hometowns, including sports teams. Note that Deuce's initial post also included no names hurled back towards you.

                          Post No. 13
                          Originally posted by Deuce
                          The answer is simple. It brings joy to peoples lives. It takes them away from everyday hardships of life and it simply gives some a reason to wake up in the morning.
                          In this reply, Deuce answers your initial inquiry with which you solicited, "Responses?" Putting some time, energy and, yes, love into a sports team is a way to escape from reality for at least a little while and have something to smile about before returning to the tedium of everyday life.

                          Post No. 16
                          Originally posted by Swinging Johnson
                          Can anyone tell me a little more about Detroit? I don't know anything about it other than their storied sports history, and I for one , would like to be a part of that. Anyone from Detroit here? Anyone?
                          This is where we first see that sarcastic and levity/humor injection on your part. Can only guess that your response was at least partially driven by a post by someone other than Deuce just before this one, but again that's just a guess. One note to make here is when you go sarcasm about a specific town or geographic region, it's only natural that a person from that locale might now always see it as sarcasm.


                          Originally posted by Deuce
                          I answered your question dikk boy.
                          Ah, the post that apparently upset you. Can't blame a person for taking some level of offense to being referred to as a penis, or in this case the slang term for a specific part of the male anatomy. Still, Deuce had given you his answer to your initial question and just because you A) didn't see it, or; B) didn't like it, or; C) it wasn't in the return-fire sarcasm you were hoping for really doesn't open you up to question a person's intelligence via:


                          Post No. 20
                          Originally posted by Swinging Johnson
                          Not you though, Mr. Literal. Dear God, what a dummy.


                          Now before you think I was just coming to Deuce's rescue because we're all buddy-buddy, I was not. And maybe that's part of the problem here, you being a relatively new member of this forum and not really knowing how any specific poster may respond to an inquiry like you originally made. You are, of course, welcome to ignore that suggestion and go about business as you see fit.
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                          • Swinging Johnson
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 08-12-09
                            • 7604

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Willie Bee
                            SJ, satire and 'injecting a bit of levity and humor' are wonderful little tools in the game of life. And I do understand your job or role with your employer is different than the CEO's or the guy on the business end of the mop bucket. Exactly how you and your employer go about it is entirely your business.

                            However, let's take a stroll down Chronological Lane and revisit just how it was that Deuce came to throw a bit of name-calling your way.


                            Post No. 1
                            Now this is just the first sentence of that post, and you elaborate from there to suggest that all of the fans out there that put their hearts into a team and never get the love back from the owner/front office/players are not being repaid in kind. On that, especially in this day and age, I agree with you.

                            Post No. 10
                            This is Deuce's first reply in the thread, and it was really a reply to poster Paco who initiated the fact that Detroit is a great sports town. Nothing new or earth-shattering here; people are simply proud of their hometowns and many facets of their hometowns, including sports teams. Note that Deuce's initial post also included no names hurled back towards you.

                            Post No. 13
                            In this reply, Deuce answers your initial inquiry with which you solicited, "Responses?" Putting some time, energy and, yes, love into a sports team is a way to escape from reality for at least a little while and have something to smile about before returning to the tedium of everyday life.

                            Post No. 16
                            This is where we first see that sarcastic and levity/humor injection on your part. Can only guess that your response was at least partially driven by a post by someone other than Deuce just before this one, but again that's just a guess. One note to make here is when you go sarcasm about a specific town or geographic region, it's only natural that a person from that locale might now always see it as sarcasm.

                            Ah, the post that apparently upset you. Can't blame a person for taking some level of offense to being referred to as a penis, or in this case the slang term for a specific part of the male anatomy. Still, Deuce had given you his answer to your initial question and just because you A) didn't see it, or; B) didn't like it, or; C) it wasn't in the return-fire sarcasm you were hoping for really doesn't open you up to question a person's intelligence via:

                            Post No. 20


                            Now before you think I was just coming to Deuce's rescue because we're all buddy-buddy, I was not. And maybe that's part of the problem here, you being a relatively new member of this forum and not really knowing how any specific poster may respond to an inquiry like you originally made. You are, of course, welcome to ignore that suggestion and go about business as you see fit.
                            Willie Bee, I think the missing link (besides Deuce of course) in your carefully detailed analysis of the anatomy of this thread is where I jokingly respond to the fact that people, not just Deuce, are missing the point. I didn't miss his post and didn't think much more about it other than the fact that people's lives must be so devoid of hopes, goals and dreams that they must live vicariously through others in order to acheive a measure of satisfaction in their own lives. Makes me shake my head but it is an entirely accurate statement. Now to quote you, I didn't "go" sarcasm on Detroit. I went sarcasm on the people who were so myopic in their understanding of the subject at hand that they could not pull themselves away from talking about Detroit. Detroit of all cities for me to hyperbolize and these guys now think it's a thread on Detroit! Therefore, I was confounded by all the posters talking about Detroit not simply Deuce.

                            I am new to this forum and I don't know how any specific poster may respond to an inquiry. However, I am not going to tailor my remarks around the posters that may or may not respond. I will always attempt to articulate my position in a cogent manner without belittling or degrading anyone else. However, if I am attacked, well let's just say, it's on motha ****ah!
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                            • jjgold
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 07-20-05
                              • 388179

                              #15
                              Deuce was out of line

                              Detroit is a dump

                              Swinging Johnson wrap this young juicer with a fukkin 2x4.

                              Go get em Johnson
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                              • RogueScholar
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 02-05-07
                                • 5082

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Bread
                                Who may want to what? ejaculate you?

                                Swinging J we have one poster here who is a wizard with the big words - Rogue Scholar - and now you. I will be sure to always keep websters.com open when I open your threads.

                                As for your question, I'm pretty sure the answer is carrot casserole. DID I WIN??
                                To reciprocate the love-fest, I'm compelled to acknowledge that Bread is far and away one of the forum's best writers. He has a knack for not beating you over the head with a compelling argument, but gently leading you to it for yourself using wit and levity. In fact, anyone here who didn't read his thread on the Pro Bowl is missing out on one of the pinnacles of forum authorship. I printed it out and it's still in the stack of papers on my nightstand that I like to drag out to put me in a good mood before I fall asleep. It's really that marvelous.
                                Originally posted by StraitShooter
                                90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                                • Swinging Johnson
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 08-12-09
                                  • 7604

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                  Deuce was out of line

                                  Detroit is a dump

                                  Swinging Johnson wrap this young juicer with a fukkin 2x4.

                                  Go get em Johnson
                                  JJ...I may be new to this forum but I know talent when I see it. You, my friend, are the straw that stirs this drink. Keep up the good work and don't you worry about those fallen follicles. Moss cannot grow where the fire rages. May your fire continue to rage JJ!
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                                  • Swinging Johnson
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 08-12-09
                                    • 7604

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by RogueScholar
                                    To reciprocate the love-fest, I'm compelled to acknowledge that Bread is far and away one of the forum's best writers. He has a knack for not beating you over the head with a compelling argument, but gently leading you to it for yourself using wit and levity. In fact, anyone here who didn't read his thread on the Pro Bowl is missing out on one of the pinnacles of forum authorship. I printed it out and it's still in the stack of papers on my nightstand that I like to drag out to put me in a good mood before I fall asleep. It's really that marvelous.
                                    Rogue, I gave you a shout out in my podcast and I don't believe I even received an acknowledgement. Also, I would be most appreciative if you could point me in the direction of Bread's award winning thread.
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                                    • Willie Bee
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 02-14-06
                                      • 15726

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Swinging Johnson
                                      Now to quote you, I didn't "go" sarcasm on Detroit.
                                      Ah, ok. My bad for thinking that when you said this:

                                      "Can anyone tell me a little more about Detroit? I don't know anything about it other than their storied sports history, and I for one , would like to be a part of that. Anyone from Detroit here? Anyone?"

                                      ...you were entirely serious about wanting to hear more about Detroit. Hope your dream comes true and you eventually get to relocate to Motown.
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                                      • Deuce
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 01-12-08
                                        • 29843

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by jjgold
                                        Deuce was out of line

                                        Detroit is a dump

                                        Swinging Johnson wrap this young juicer with a fukkin 2x4.

                                        Go get em Johnson
                                        I will snap your legs like twigs. I will toss them into the slick fazzer bush and Bread stump.
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                                        • Swinging Johnson
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 08-12-09
                                          • 7604

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Deuce
                                          I will snap your legs like twigs. I will toss them into the slick fazzer bush and Bread stump.
                                          I will toss them into the slick fazzer bush and Bread stump. Does anyone speak moron in this room? I need a translator.
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                                          • Bread
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 03-16-08
                                            • 23726

                                            #22
                                            I think I like where this thread is headed.
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                                            • Deuce
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 01-12-08
                                              • 29843

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Swinging Johnson
                                              I will toss them into the slick fazzer bush and Bread stump. Does anyone speak moron in this room? I need a translator.
                                              Until you have a grasp on what I am even talking about or even a clue, shove a hoagie in your prick kisser.
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                                              • lakerboy
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 04-02-09
                                                • 94383

                                                #24
                                                Deuce is a stiff
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                                                • 20Four7
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 04-08-07
                                                  • 6703

                                                  #25
                                                  I'm just wondering which way he swings his johnson...... I'm keeping well clear for sure.
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