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  • lachapellek
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    • 08-25-09
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    #1
    im in the giving mooodddd
    who wants 111111111111 my point sounds stupid just wanna do a good deed before i lay 5k tommooow maybe it will bring me luck only one person going to get a mypoint so tell me a funny joke the funniest one gets 1 my point
  • pimike
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    #2
    Who you betting that 5 large on?
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    • UntilTheNDofTimE
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      • 05-29-08
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      #3
      Whats gets long when you jerk it
      fits between
      slides in a hole
      and loves to be pulled?

      a seatbelt you pervert buckle up

      not my best but i dont want to type a page
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      • lachapellek
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        • 08-25-09
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        #4
        im spreading it out for my plays tomorrow i dont yet who ima play ill let you know if you want to
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        • ryanspeer2001
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          • 03-30-08
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          #5
          Guy walks into a bar....


          ... His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.


          The End.
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          • lachapellek
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            • 08-25-09
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            #6
            thats not funny
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            • pimike
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              #7
              Originally posted by UntilTheNDofTimE
              Whats gets long when you jerk it
              fits between
              slides in a hole
              and loves to be pulled?

              a seatbelt you pervert buckle up

              not my best but i dont want to type a page



              What is this word N-ggers It refers to someone who gets on your nerves.


























              Wrong:













              NAGGERS
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              • ryanspeer2001
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                • 03-30-08
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                #8
                Originally posted by lachapellek
                thats not funny
                Anti-Jokes my friend.
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                • ryanspeer2001
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                  • 03-30-08
                  • 3149

                  #9
                  Ok....


                  Real joke here I promise....



                  Ready...













                  WOMAN'S SPORTS.
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                  • pimike
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                    #10
                    ANSWER was naggers
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                    • lachapellek
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                      • 08-25-09
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                      #11
                      fine didnt get anything that funny but ill live up to my promise ill drop naggers 1 point good funny joke naggger
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                      • CS-Cedrick
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                        • 01-10-09
                        • 1578

                        #12
                        ...
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                        • UntilTheNDofTimE
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                          • 05-29-08
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                          #13
                          A girl walks into a tattoo shop and tells the artist that she wants a turkey on her inner right thigh with a happy thanksgiving logo over it. After he finishes the girl asks him to put a Santa clause on her inner left thigh with a merry Christmas logo over it. The artists finishes up and the girl proceeds to pay him. As shes walking out the door he asks her, " why did you make me draw such unusual tattoos on your legs?". the girl replies, " im sick and tired of my boyfriend saying theres nothing good to eat between thanksgiving and christmas."
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                          • lachapellek
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                            • 08-25-09
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                            #14
                            its sent nagger
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                            • DeeWizzle
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                              • 03-08-09
                              • 3316

                              #15
                              So you’re riding a horse with a giraffe beside you being chased by a lion … what do you do?















                              Get your drunk ass off the carousel.
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                              • jellobiafra
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                                • 03-08-09
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                                #16
                                Skeleton walks into a bar, says "gimme a beer and a mop"

                                A- oh!
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                                • lachapellek
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                                  • 08-25-09
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                                  #17
                                  i already paid up good job playing ima do one later on
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                                  • jellobiafra
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                                    • 03-08-09
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                                    #18
                                    Man walks up to two old ladies on a park bench and flashes them. One lady had a stroke. The other one couldn't reach that far.

                                    Ho!!

                                    Is this thing on?
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                                    • Shortstop
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                                      • 01-02-09
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                                      #19
                                      pimike, that episode of South Park was one of the most hilarious shows I've ever seen. YouTube took it down for some reason.
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                                      • DeeWizzle
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                                        • 03-08-09
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                                        #20
                                        Tough crowd
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                                        • pimike
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by lachapellek
                                          its sent nagger





                                          Thanks so what is your play????
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                                          • pimike
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Shortstop
                                            pimike, that episode of South Park was one of the most hilarious shows I've ever seen. YouTube took it down for some reason.
                                            I was sent a video on my phone from wheel of Fortune that is were I heard it.
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                                            • lachapellek
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                                              • 08-25-09
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                                              #23
                                              its more than one play i dont know yet ill let u know tho
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                                              • jellobiafra
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by pimike
                                                I was sent a video on my phone from wheel of Fortune that is were I heard it.

                                                "What's a 7 letter word for people that annoy you? Letters are 'N_GGERS'. 10 seconds to answer..."

                                                "I think I know it"

                                                "Time's running out"

                                                "I think I know it but I don't wanna say"

                                                "Need an answer"

                                                "Alright.....N-I-G-G-E-R-S!"

                                                "No.... the correct answer was 'naggers'"






                                                It was a Wheel of Fortune spoof on South Park Mike.
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                                                • pimike
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by jellobiafra
                                                  "What's a 7 letter word for people that annoy you? Letters are 'N_GGERS'. 10 seconds to answer..."

                                                  "I think I know it"

                                                  "Time's running out"

                                                  "I think I know it but I don't wanna say"

                                                  "Need an answer"

                                                  "Alright.....******S!"

                                                  "No.... the correct answer was 'naggers'"




                                                  THATS IT
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                                                  • jellobiafra
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                                                    #26
                                                    The funniest part was the audience's shock....and then the camera man pops his head out in horror...he's black of course.

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                                                    • pimike
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by jellobiafra
                                                      The funniest part was the audience's shock....and then the camera man pops his head out in horror...he's black of course.

                                                      I know





                                                      I am pissing my pants reading this
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                                                      • jellobiafra
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by pimike
                                                        I know





                                                        I am pissing my pants reading this

                                                        LOL. Here it is:


                                                        "Ohh. Naggers. Of course. Naggers."


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                                                        • DeeWizzle
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                                                          • 03-08-09
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                                                          #29
                                                          Did you win Jello?
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