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  • sickler
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 06-05-08
    • 15006

    #1
    So Loshak is the HG
    Loshak struck me as someone detached from the forum, part of SBR solely to pick up a paycheque for doing videos.

    The "post of the year' proves Loshak is very much involved in the goings-on around the forum, scooping up every morsel of drama.

    BTW, after seeing the HG signed up for the bash, I was going to suggest an award be presented to him for post of the year but didn't want to cause trouble between Bread and Pavy, also slated to be in attendance. Looks like employees are exempt from awards so it wouldn't have been feasible.




    Originally posted by The HG
    Ok I will sum it up for you, literal, no sub-meanings.

    1) It started when apparently pavy was a dick to bread. I was not aware of this, but was aware that pavy is a dick in general.

    2) pavy posted the poolboy pic as his avatar, which was obvious to me wasn't him, but I never gave it much thought. Apparently though, pavy claimed it was really him, and told various posters that he used to be a model, and is a toned, cut muscular athletic sexy guy who gets lots of hot women. Apparently at one point he said he dated or fukked or was/is married to a former Miss North Dakota - I still don't know what the exact claim was, and is a good example of inside joke info that even a participant in the inside joke such as I, doesn't know about.

    3) bread and robyn decided to plot revenge on pavy for being a dick to bread by figuring out who he really is in real life and outing him.

    4) The breakthrough in that was, apparently, when robyn was able to somehow become friends with someone she was sure was pavy, on facebook.

    5) Finally armed with irrefutable and gut-wrenchingly damning evidence, bread plotted the climax of the whole horrid tale, and unleashed it last night - having prepped it, in a very keen twist, with his pregnant posts from last week that he and robyn had met a couple online for swinging and wanted our opinion. It was pregnant because it was obvious that bread was up to something, but it wasn't clear what. The couple they claimed to be interested in swinging with turned out, of course, to be pics of what bread and robyn claim to be the real pavy and his "woman".

    6) The real pavy (according to bread and robyn) does bear a very mild resemblance to the pavy claimed by pavy himself, but is much more pudgy, many orders of magnitude less cool, and in general has a pathetic and toolish look to him. The woman associated with the bread and robyn-claimed pavy, was almost definitely never close in her life to being in any beauty pageant anywhere whatsoever, and currently bears an upsetting resemblance to a fictional evil male character named Lord Kramdar.

    7) The explosion of events took on a life of its own when the SBR poster sickler very impressively found clues in the back and forths between bread and robyn and pavy, and was able to identify the person pavy claims to be - a Greek pop star of questionable sexual orientation named Sakis Rouvas. It is now known as a fact that the person pavy claims to be is in fact this Greek and either closeted or misinterpreted pop star. Whether the SBR poster pavyracer is in fact that pop star is still being disputed.

    I personally have still not been able to figure out what clues sickler saw that enabled him to find out the identity of the person in pavy's avatar, but I am very very impressed - as were bread and robyn, as they apparently were unable to uncover that information despite all their efforts.

    As of this posting, pavy's story has not changed one bit. He continues to assert that the pics bread and robyn found have nothing to do with him, and that he is the man in the poolboy avatar. He has not really yet addressed the idea that if that is true, then he is a Greek pop star.

    Ok, this is an imperfect summation I am sure, but I think I hit the key points. Feel free to point out corrections and repost anywhere else if necessary.
  • tacomax
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-10-05
    • 9619

    #2
    Originally posted by The HG
    AHe continues to assert that the pics bread and robyn found have nothing to do with him, and that he is the man in the poolboy avatar. He has not really yet addressed the idea that if that is true, then he is a Greek pop star.
    So who was the actor SBR hired to play pavy at the bash then?
    Originally posted by pags11
    SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
    Originally posted by BuddyBear
    I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
    Originally posted by curious
    taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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    • Bread
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-16-08
      • 23726

      #3
      Taco, behave
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      • reno cool
        SBR MVP
        • 07-02-08
        • 3567

        #4
        I think the picture was that of Pavy.
        And yes that was a hell of a surprise to me because I never followed Loshak's video but was very impressed with the poster HG. I was talking to Loshak prior to the revelation and was a bit surprised to learn he was well aware of me. Anyway, he set up the whole thing very well. Good job.
        bird bird da bird's da word
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        • sickler
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 06-05-08
          • 15006

          #5
          Originally posted by tacomax
          So who was the actor SBR hired to play pavy at the bash then?
          We have to find out where Bread got those pics. The info was passed along to SBR brass and they apparently located & made a deal with him to attend.
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #6
            HG is pretty smart, no way it is that nit wit Loshak
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            • AMBlai01
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 09-16-08
              • 5882

              #7
              JJ it is indeed true that The HG is the one and only Loshak....
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              • jjgold
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-20-05
                • 388179

                #8
                Amber how do you know for sure?

                He could of just said that
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                • tacomax
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 08-10-05
                  • 9619

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bread
                  Taco, behave
                  I just want to know it was the same agency who hired that cunt to play me last year.
                  Originally posted by pags11
                  SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
                  Originally posted by BuddyBear
                  I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
                  Originally posted by curious
                  taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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                  • sickler
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 06-05-08
                    • 15006

                    #10
                    We need IP records.
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                    • Robyn
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 02-05-08
                      • 9681

                      #11
                      I always used to wonder why Loshak used words such as "pal" and "son" in his videos. I always just figured someone was writing his scripts. Low and behold, Loshak was always secretly one of us.

                      SBR needs to give this guy a huge pay increase and some time off in November so that he can hang out with all of us again in Miami.
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                      • Bread
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 03-16-08
                        • 23726

                        #12
                        Christ Robyn I just thought of Loshak in Miami and my head exploded.

                        Both of them.
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                        • AMBlai01
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 09-16-08
                          • 5882

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Robyn
                          I always used to wonder why Loshak used words such as "pal" and "son" in his videos. I always just figured someone was writing his scripts. Low and behold, Loshak was always secretly one of us.

                          SBR needs to give this guy a huge pay increase and some time off in November so that he can hang out with all of us again in Miami.
                          Great Idea! The bash in November will be just as epic....Jai Alai....Football...drinking...I can't wait
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                          • Robyn
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 02-05-08
                            • 9681

                            #14
                            If Loshy joins us in Vegas, Bread and I will definitely make him miss his flight this time.
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                            • Bread
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 03-16-08
                              • 23726

                              #15
                              Easy tiger...
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                              • blittydeuce
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                                • 06-11-08
                                • 5572

                                #16
                                Handicapper General
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                                • fiveteamer
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 04-14-08
                                  • 10805

                                  #17
                                  Is there another bash happening?
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                                  • Robyn
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 02-05-08
                                    • 9681

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Bread
                                    Easy tiger...
                                    Well?
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                                    • jjgold
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 07-20-05
                                      • 388179

                                      #19
                                      Loshak is not The HG FYI
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                                      • Willie Bee
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 02-14-06
                                        • 15726

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by tacomax
                                        So who was the actor SBR hired to play pavy at the bash then?
                                        I knew we'd never fool you. His name is Brett Iddings, works for the Upper Colorado River Authority and lives in Boulder City. Part-times as plain clothes security for events like this in LV on the weekends.
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                                        • jjgold
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 07-20-05
                                          • 388179

                                          #21
                                          That was not Pavy??
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                                          • Robyn
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 02-05-08
                                            • 9681

                                            #22
                                            That was the guy Bread and I ended up swinging with a few months back. SBR paid him $450 and a free massage package from the Golden Nugget to attend and pretend to be pavyracer.
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                                            • Chi_archie
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 07-22-08
                                              • 63172

                                              #23
                                              this is great news... the HG is/was a great poster....

                                              he also loves Sammy alot, I remember he was very upset when I banished sammy for a few weeks
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                                              • Robyn
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 02-05-08
                                                • 9681

                                                #24
                                                Archie, why didn't you go to Vegas to hang out with all of the non-people?
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                                                • Chi_archie
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 07-22-08
                                                  • 63172

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Robyn
                                                  Archie, why didn't you go to Vegas to hang out with all of the non-people?

                                                  great question... i'm kicking myself today, looks 59 times better than last year's bash, and I would have gone for last year's bash anyways.

                                                  we had our airline tickets and a month of freedom to do whatever.... but we went to an island up in lake of the woods canada for 12 days of fishing, boating, eating, drinking, lounging, reading ect.... the problem was there was no cell phone or internet access there.

                                                  I actually talked to herman at a gas station/gift shop in kenora on the phone and found out there was a "confirmation" for the bash, and a deadline that we missed or were gonna miss... I didn't know it worked that way, so I figured I lost my room, lost my travel $ so we changed our flights to cleveland and visited big al's parent's in amishville ohio.... my boating and football hall of fame trip seem very weak now. but I did eat 28ish ears of corn in about 5 days.

                                                  I'm depressed
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