themajormt, tell us about that time you banged your boss' wife

SSLP · 08-25-09, 02:17 PM

unreal

Bread · 08-25-09, 02:20 PM

I might meet major this weekend. Since I am my own boss at the spoke shop, I should probably keep him away from Rubyn.

fiveteamer · 08-25-09, 02:21 PM

he is from Buffalo, Bread are you going to Buffalo?

themajormt · 08-25-09, 02:21 PM

WOWWWWW 5er where did you dig that up from??? Is that still out in forum land??

fiveteamer · 08-25-09, 02:21 PM

major I keep notes on posters.

This is my life.

Settle down.

themajormt · 08-25-09, 02:27 PM

No way did you remember that... Wheres the original thread? I might need to edit that one

themajormt · 08-25-09, 02:28 PM

Bread, I dont have relations with friends wives or girlfriends. It is one of my 10 man rules... Although I did get a blow job from my boys younger sister, but the rule obviously doesnt apply because it was his sister.

fiveteamer · 08-25-09, 02:29 PM

My notes say that you walked into your boss' house, and your boss was naked sipping straight vodka, and your boss' wife asked you if you wanted to fukk her.

Major this is a classic story and I masturbated to it like 9 times.

themajormt · 08-25-09, 02:32 PM

FUKKIN A!!!! I dont even remember posting that story!!! Those are some good notes 5er.

I guess I can add to it then... I have seen her at least 5 times since then, one time I was on my lunch break and walked into the deli to get a sangwich, I smelled this perfume and thought to myself damnnnn that shit smells good. I turned around and it was her. I choked at first because it was shocking seeing her and then on top of it she was wearing those like tight stretchy athletic pants with a zip up hoodie sweatshirt with a sports bra underneath.

lakerboy · 08-25-09, 02:34 PM

Lol lol lol

themajormt · 08-25-09, 02:35 PM

No joke, within 5 minutes she asked me to go back to her house and fukk her. I followed her there, before I even had my shoes off she was already in the fukk room. She doesnt fukk in her and her husbands room, looks like they have a separate room for that shit. She was already naked playing with herself when I got in there. I was so fukking nervous/scared/turned on that the second she touched my peepee I thought I was going to nut.

fiveteamer · 08-25-09, 02:38 PM

Jesus H this is fukkin great!

Major is the man.

Guess who just moved to the top of the list for POTM.

Matt can take pictures of mountains all he wants, but this story is unreal.

themajormt · 08-25-09, 02:39 PM

I will admit I lasted no longer than 5 minutes with this broad. The second she went to put a condom on my brajiole, I pulled away, and squeezed that fukker but their was no stopping. That was the last time I got with her

AMBlai01 · 08-25-09, 02:40 PM

WOW this story is great....and can I have her number?

themajormt · 08-25-09, 02:40 PM

My only saving grace is I know for a FACT that she came with me finger blasting her. So I might still have a shot, but unlikely, she thought she was going to get a nice pounding from a 26 year old guy but instead I gave her the 5 minute special...

fiveteamer · 08-25-09, 02:42 PM

Major, what? Did she just ask you if you wanted to go back to her place and **** during lunch? Just like that? It was that simple?

It is amazing to think this sort of thing actually happens to guys, Major is one of the lucky ones.

themajormt · 08-25-09, 02:48 PM

Yes pretty much the gist of it... I grabbed my sangwich and we just made small talk, when we get to the parking lot she asked "How much longer do you have for your lunch?" and then I said "About 40 minutes..." "She said OK follow me then..."

And I followed like a puppy dog. The lady is like mesmerizing man, she just has that hot, older, sexy vibe. Its weird...

cmerunoveru · 08-25-09, 02:50 PM

Wow, were is the original story? I want to pound one out my self.

themajormt · 08-25-09, 02:51 PM

Ask 5er, I dont know how to search for shit like that... I am sure he has it bookmarked for when his porn site hasnt updated or something

mmike032 · 08-25-09, 03:17 PM

Jimmy0607 · 08-25-09, 03:43 PM

themajormt · 08-25-09, 03:43 PM

Let this thread DIEEEEEE!!!

DeeWizzle · 08-25-09, 07:48 PM

Originally posted by themajormt

No joke, within 5 minutes she asked me to go back to her house and fukk her. I followed her there, before I even had my shoes off she was already in the fukk room. She doesnt fukk in her and her husbands room, looks like they have a separate room for that shit. She was already naked playing with herself when I got in there. I was so fukking nervous/scared/turned on that the second she touched my peepee I thought I was going to nut.

Major, you mean something like this?

ryanspeer2001 · 08-25-09, 07:52 PM

Fiveteamers just used half a bottle KY thinking about your story.

Poker_Beast · 08-25-09, 08:26 PM

SBRidol.com

losturmarbles · 08-25-09, 09:04 PM

if the story is here, it probably got moved to the pz. sbr search won't search the pz. (or omits results that are in the pz) you might try googling for it. i dunno.

smarmy · 08-25-09, 09:10 PM

Major, I think that I will enjoy getting to know you.

Bread · 08-25-09, 09:13 PM

Smarmy, we're playing poker in Sarasota on Saturday. Come on out! If you haven't used up all your passes.

smarmy · 08-25-09, 09:17 PM

gotta work on Saturday. Goddammmmmnint.

smarmy · 08-25-09, 09:18 PM

Hey Fiver, you haven't been banned yet today?

Robyn · 08-25-09, 09:46 PM

Originally posted by themajormt

FUKKIN A!!!! I dont even remember posting that story!!! Those are some good notes 5er.

I guess I can add to it then... I have seen her at least 5 times since then, one time I was on my lunch break and walked into the deli to get a sangwich, I smelled this perfume and thought to myself damnnnn that shit smells good. I turned around and it was her. I choked at first because it was shocking seeing her and then on top of it she was wearing those like tight stretchy athletic pants with a zip up hoodie sweatshirt with a sports bra underneath.

I remember the story but forgot that you were the one who told it. We are hanging out with a sex pervert this weekend???

fiveteamer · 08-26-09, 11:53 AM

Robyun can I come?

themajormt · 08-26-09, 12:33 PM

OHHHH Geez! I am not a sex pervert Robyn!!!

I am just like any other mid 20's un married guy. Dont hate because youre married and cant me promiscuous

themajormt · 08-26-09, 12:37 PM

Smarmy what are you going to do with our fantasy football money? Youre not using it to get a nice Bet phoenix bonus or anything are you?