low blow joe
Tomorrow I will scale the fence at SBR
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cincinnatikid513SBR Aristocracy
- 11-23-17
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#106Comment -
manny24SBR Posting Legend
- 10-22-07
- 20046
#108kick her the fuk out FattyComment -
cincinnatikid513SBR Aristocracy
- 11-23-17
- 45360
#110send me some pics
of the lady with bigComment -
DiggityDaggityDoSBR Aristocracy
- 11-30-08
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#111How’d it go?Comment -
ABEHONESTSBR Hall of Famer
- 06-27-09
- 9470
#114Fats, sadly, in case you didn't already know, I had to cancel that fantastic 3-seater?
Damn it! I wanted share my power with you two studs, sitting in the middle, side-by--side, with some of the most "interesting men ever found the planet."
Timing is everything in life and I just missed the boat by 1 drop of water. Too sad to ever mention again.Comment -
dressdressnoshoeSBR Rookie
- 03-30-21
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#115Only if you know Ivanka...Good Luck
MaybeComment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
- 388179
#116He got nowhere
We had him escorted off the groundsComment -
MinnesotaFatsSBR Posting Legend
- 12-18-10
- 14758
#117I do 2 a day usually. 2 yesterday, the one I did 2 pops with as well so 3 nuts.
I was sweating so bad yesterday, it was pretty humid, and I pulled a hammy while thrusting, so I had to 'starfish' after that and frankly sex w a hooker on top kinda sucks...
Record is 5 different chicks, in Jaco, spread out over about 8 hours...but then I got sick after kissing the last one so I took a day off. I also had a mind numbing, crazy 3 way w a legit gal and a whore in Jaco that ended w those 2 going off together after to do blow, never saw either again.
I'll get my bets in (grab Indi +2 if you still can) and start banging in about an hour.
At the Pichana Grill here, which is best kept secret in SJ ($35 it's a Fogo de Chao)Comment -
MinnesotaFatsSBR Posting Legend
- 12-18-10
- 14758
#118That fat Guido security guard you have had no chance to catch me.
Here's what happened men,
I got one leg over the gate, and Guido comes out w his baton. I could have jumped either way...made a dash for the SBR entrance or get off the fence.
I decide to get off the fence only because Guido started the electric opener... so I hop down. Guido starts coming at me but he's breathing really heavy. SBR gave him a 2018 Vegas bash collard shirt that he's sweating into the pits of, and the shirt is a L when homeboy clearly needs XL.
I'm wearing performance tennis appeal. I've got ADIDAS everything. In clubs I look so tight chick's buy my drinks. White shoes, blaze orange polo...I'm styling the Woody Harrelson WMCJ cap w the flip.
Guido gives a good chase for 200 feet but once the road begins to incline he is finished. I circled back now that the gate was open,and Guido tired...I ran into parking lot and put a note w my phone # on Genies car windshield real quick then on way out of gate Guido had one last shot but nope, I gave him my Barry Sanders shoulder fake and spin. I get back to the main road, hop in the rental and ripped a donut right in front of the gate, then sped off to hook w young pussy.Comment -
USCPHILLYGUYSBR Posting Legend
- 12-15-12
- 21746
#119Comment -
cincinnatikid513SBR Aristocracy
- 11-23-17
- 45360
#120send me some naked pics of the ladies chiefComment -
Booya711BARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 12-20-11
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#121They let me in when I wentComment -
MinnesotaFatsSBR Posting Legend
- 12-18-10
- 14758
#122I've got a past
Skeletons in the closet
Known associate of big crime guys
Booyah you're just too nice man, always opening doors, saying please and thank you, taking your hat off at dinner.
This is not for me, my reputation has suffered by my choices.Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
- 388179
#124Fatty goes there for nothingComment -
KnuckleHeadzSBR Hall of Famer
- 12-11-19
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#126Where’s the naked hoes at Minny... disappointing man!
I think some guy here even posted a bunch of cracked out hoes in a rundown hotel with no A/C dancing aroundComment -
cincinnatikid513SBR Aristocracy
- 11-23-17
- 45360
#127fatty who's the lucky lady tonightComment -
MinnesotaFatsSBR Posting Legend
- 12-18-10
- 14758
#128Just got a nice hummer from a 51 yr old gal...she was talking to me non stop since I sat down, wouldn't leave....
I finally just said $60?? And we did it and now she's gone and I'm happy watching Knicks beat Wolves.
I'll slay some youngin' tonite
Need to recover...in all honesty the bj was pretty good. I was expecting a gummy (a gummy is when the girl has no teeth or false teeth and takes them out to apply pressure to your chawhk with her gums) but this Tina had full set of teeth, she dragged a little, which I like actually, and caught the release so she impressed me!
Never judge a book by its cover men.Comment -
cincinnatikid513SBR Aristocracy
- 11-23-17
- 45360
#129why are u having to pay, ur an american cmon u should be able to pick up some ladies buying them a few drinksComment -
Jayvegas420BARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 03-09-11
- 28213
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