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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #36
    Well throw anyone out for trespassing
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    • unde0087
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 03-27-08
      • 28959

      #37
      double the guards on the perimeter tomorrow JJ
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      • KnuckleHeadz
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 12-11-19
        • 8194

        #38
        Originally posted by funnyb25
        I had a solid shit after chronic taco. The thing that got me was the breast milk. If you have never fuked a pregnant bitch, I suggest you don't....
        Many but never dabbled with the breast milk as I’m lactose intolerant
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        • funnyb25
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 07-09-09
          • 39663

          #39
          Originally posted by unde0087
          double the guards on the perimeter tomorrow JJ
          ttwarrior on his way!
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          • funnyb25
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 07-09-09
            • 39663

            #40
            Originally posted by KnuckleHeadz
            Many but never dabbled with the breast milk as I’m lactose intolerant
            Obviously I am too....Just ask my toilet...
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            • unde0087
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 03-27-08
              • 28959

              #41
              Originally posted by funnyb25
              ttwarrior on his way!
              what is he going to do play minny in a tennis match winner gets to pass or what?
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              • funnyb25
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 07-09-09
                • 39663

                #42
                Originally posted by unde0087
                what is he going to do play minny in a tennis match winner gets to pass or what?
                Well...the last time those two played tennis together both the winner and loser fuked each other.
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                • funnyb25
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 07-09-09
                  • 39663

                  #43
                  Sup?
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                  • big joe 1212
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 06-01-08
                    • 19380

                    #44
                    Make sure you stop by the SBR men’s bathroom. I heard JJ got demoted to men’s room attendant. Make sure you tip him well!
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                    • funnyb25
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 07-09-09
                      • 39663

                      #45
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                      • unde0087
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 03-27-08
                        • 28959

                        #46
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                        • funnyb25
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 07-09-09
                          • 39663

                          #47
                          Originally posted by big joe 1212
                          Make sure you stop by the SBR men’s bathroom. I heard JJ got demoted to men’s room attendant. Make sure you tip him well!
                          JJ has showed off his package to the forum. His package = bush, no penis. No balls. He is only allowed in the women's bathroom.
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                          • MinnesotaFats
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 12-18-10
                            • 14758

                            #48
                            Originally posted by gauchojake
                            The guy ate 2 prime rib dinners in one sitting. This stuff writes itself!
                            Dude I eat a 40 Oz 2xs a week



                            Had one tonite, had to before "la Pura Vida" 3 week detox program here...
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                            • funnyb25
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 07-09-09
                              • 39663

                              #49
                              Originally posted by MinnesotaFats
                              Dude I eat a 40 Oz 2xs a week



                              Had one tonite, had to before "la Pura Vida" 3 week detox program here...
                              40oz steak and drink it down with Bud Light????? Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahah broke dick
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                              • MinnesotaFats
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 12-18-10
                                • 14758

                                #50
                                Originally posted by funnyb25
                                40oz steak and drink it down with Bud Light????? Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahah broke dick
                                Can't bite the hand that feeds ya....family was Bud distributor for 58 years in mpls
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                                • funnyb25
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 07-09-09
                                  • 39663

                                  #51
                                  Originally posted by MinnesotaFats
                                  Can't bite the hand that feeds ya....family was Bud distributor for 58 years in mpls
                                  Nice try....
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                                  • MinnesotaFats
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 12-18-10
                                    • 14758

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by funnyb25
                                    Nice try....
                                    Oh, you can look it up...

                                    In fact, if you browse the paper today there's reference to my grandfather in there
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                                    • jjgold
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 07-20-05
                                      • 388179

                                      #53
                                      Impressive steak
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                                      • funnyb25
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 07-09-09
                                        • 39663

                                        #54
                                        Originally posted by MinnesotaFats
                                        Oh, you can look it up...

                                        In fact, if you browse the paper today there's reference to my grandfather in there
                                        So not only did you butt fuk ttwarrior on the tennis court, your family owns Anheuser-Busch....Let me guess....You have raced cars with Kurt and Kyle too!
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                                        • Brock Landers
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 06-30-08
                                          • 45359

                                          #55
                                          Originally posted by MinnesotaFats
                                          Dude I eat a 40 Oz 2xs a week



                                          Had one tonite, had to before "la Pura Vida" 3 week detox program here...
                                          Massive cut of prime Rib!
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                                          • jjgold
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 07-20-05
                                            • 388179

                                            #56
                                            That’s $190 steak right there
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                                            • Chi_archie
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 07-22-08
                                              • 63172

                                              #57
                                              I could use that steak and two of those tators right now!
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                                              • MinnesotaFats
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 12-18-10
                                                • 14758

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by funnyb25
                                                So not only did you butt fuk ttwarrior on the tennis court, your family owns Anheuser-Busch....Let me guess....You have raced cars with Kurt and Kyle too!
                                                Beer distributors are privately owned. It's a 3 tier system. Only a few states even allow a brewery a wholesalers license.

                                                So yes, from 1933 to 2006 my family was a beer wholesaler in MPLS. Heilemans (Old Style, Special Export, Colt 45), A-B since 1955 (they had pulled out of MN from 1949-1954), Heineken, Guinness/Bass, Diageo FMBs (Smirniff Ice), Spaten, Carlsberg, Asahi, a few local crafts, Chippewa water.

                                                I also am a certified brew master and owned a brewery and that line of beers is still in production albeit en mass for a college town in Wisconsin, not my original biz plan.
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                                                • MinnesotaFats
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 12-18-10
                                                  • 14758

                                                  #59
                                                  I should add the old nostalgic brands we used to have...

                                                  Ballantine
                                                  Rupperts
                                                  Olympia
                                                  Rainier
                                                  Drewerys
                                                  Fox Deluxe
                                                  La Croix water (Heileman)
                                                  Black Label
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                                                  • MinnesotaFats
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 12-18-10
                                                    • 14758

                                                    #60
                                                    Originally posted by Chi_archie
                                                    I could use that steak and two of those tators right now!
                                                    It's sooooo good! Tator loaded w butter & bacon!!
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                                                    • gauchojake
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 09-17-10
                                                      • 34116

                                                      #61
                                                      The pinnacle of health and fitness!
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                                                      • jjgold
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 07-20-05
                                                        • 388179

                                                        #62
                                                        Fatty you have it all
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                                                        • MinnesotaFats
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 12-18-10
                                                          • 14758

                                                          #63
                                                          Originally posted by jjgold
                                                          Fatty you have it all


                                                          Soon will

                                                          Which drawer you keep LTs model in?
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                                                          • Vyasports
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 01-27-19
                                                            • 4946

                                                            #64
                                                            Originally posted by MinnesotaFats
                                                            Beer distributors are privately owned. It's a 3 tier system. Only a few states even allow a brewery a wholesalers license.

                                                            So yes, from 1933 to 2006 my family was a beer wholesaler in MPLS. Heilemans (Old Style, Special Export, Colt 45), A-B since 1955 (they had pulled out of MN from 1949-1954), Heineken, Guinness/Bass, Diageo FMBs (Smirniff Ice), Spaten, Carlsberg, Asahi, a few local crafts, Chippewa water.

                                                            I also am a certified brew master and owned a brewery and that line of beers is still in production albeit en mass for a college town in Wisconsin, not my original biz plan.
                                                            that's actually awesome fatty! thanks for sharing these little details with us...
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                                                            • Chi_archie
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 07-22-08
                                                              • 63172

                                                              #65
                                                              Originally posted by MinnesotaFats


                                                              Soon will

                                                              Which drawer you keep LTs model in?

                                                              Not the top shelf, that's for sure
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                                                              • KnuckleHeadz
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 12-11-19
                                                                • 8194

                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by MinnesotaFats


                                                                Soon will

                                                                Which drawer you keep LTs model in?
                                                                That’s some funny ass shit
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                                                                • vitterd
                                                                  Restricted User
                                                                  • 09-14-17
                                                                  • 58460

                                                                  #67
                                                                  Originally posted by MinnesotaFats
                                                                  Dude I eat a 40 Oz 2xs a week



                                                                  Had one tonite, had to before "la Pura Vida" 3 week detox program here...
                                                                  That looks alive enough to walk off the table on its own.
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                                                                  • KnuckleHeadz
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 12-11-19
                                                                    • 8194

                                                                    #68
                                                                    Originally posted by vitterd
                                                                    That looks alive enough to walk off the table on its own.
                                                                    That’s what a prime rib looks like kid.
                                                                    I’d expect that from some little Vegan hoe like you...
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                                                                    • funnyb25
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 07-09-09
                                                                      • 39663

                                                                      #69
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                                                                      • funnyb25
                                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                        • 07-09-09
                                                                        • 39663

                                                                        #70
                                                                        I can't stop laughing. I love SBR
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