Handicappers' Corner from the Bash: the "Guess Loshak's Poster Name" Contest

[SBRPicks]

Rocking with VegasDave in his hotel room at the SBR bash in Vegas, Loshak gives 2 MLB plays for Friday, and announces a contest about his once-secret posting name at SBR:





The "Guess Loshak's Posting Name" Contest


SBR.tv personality and +EV bettor Peter Loshak has had a secret posting name at SBR for a while now, and he will reveal that name, as well as the reasons for its secrecy, at the bash on Saturday night.

YOU can win his posting name's SBR points, as well as "special consideration" on future free plays, by correctly guessing his posting name.

A hint is that he once posted a rap composition about himself and SBR at SBR, which is still up at SBR, currently in the Private Zone. He will reveal his posting identity by performing the rap at the bash Saturday night.

Just list your guesses of his identity in this thread. You can make up to 10 guesses, and put them in numbered order. The earliest poster posting the correct guess at #1 wins. If no one's #1 wins, then the earliest #2 wins, and so on.

If no one guesses correctly, VegasDave gets the points, and no one gets the "special consideration" on future free plays.

People who knew his posting identity beforehand are not eligible to participate.

[flyingillini]

Gotta love the Mustache!!

[flyingillini]

I can't wait to hear the rap!

[Smogs]

Yeh, i bumped into him and vegasdave at the lobby this morning, was a bit surprised to see the tache but i love it,


I am going to guess at..........naaaaaa, i haven't got a clue


Just looking forward to this rap

[RogueScholar]

1) BuddyBear

[FrozenMAN]

plus its elvis nite to at the cell tonight so sox cant lose.

anyone been to it? BEST theme ever, never seen so many wasted elvi plus the flying elvi that bring in the flag after jumping from a plane is AWESOME, went 5 of the last 8 years lol

guess: ebone

[Enogsiwon]

mudcat

[jjgold]

[Enogsiwon]

if youre laughing at my pick.. i just went to the private zone.. and mudcats avatar looked like this guy .. so i picked him..

[SamsNCharge99]

rm18

[gummo]

lol Loshak is wired. I didn't think Illini was there yet!

[Robyn]

Excellent, what a spaz. What is this guy on?

I luv yoo, Peter Loshak!

[losturmarbles]

how would you have points from a previous screen name? oh, i get it, we get 0 points.

loskak i'm on it. but i've got some other stuff to do right now. i'll be back.

[Nismo]

1) The HG
2)Curious
3)Onlooker

[losturmarbles]

Melkiavez ?

[losturmarbles]

Ed Alfaro ?

[pico]

cokehead

[Enogsiwon]

cokehead

my second guess.. if vegas dave keeps hanging with this hophead he'll need to buy a bunch of new football jerseys 3 sizes smaller..

[losturmarbles]

richardmoss

[pico]

if youre laughing at my pick.. i just went to the private zone.. and mudcats avatar looked like this guy .. so i picked him..

no way he is mudcat

[Bread]

Pico wins

[Shortstop]

I'm chillin' like Bob Dylan.

[compaqDikk]

Agent 98

[rake922]

#1. The HG


(intro) yo... yo yo son. yo who you on *****? who you on son? where the money at *****? yo... HG, PLEASE!

yo
I'll kill a ***** son i truly don't give a fukk
ever since day 1 niggas saying its luck
while i raps and handicap maps with false lines and mad traps
flip 5 dimes to live lines i gets mines no crime
mcs know, where the money go on the sports show we flow
so dont hate
from the headbeats off the fat cuff
to the spreadsheets and stat stuff
they observate
my sh*t's the vig and call a bluff
and they cant collar enough
i stake dollars like kelly makavelli when they tell me
im savalas like telly head linesmen legs go jelly
the lean is phallus like pisa im palace like ceaser
like rickysteve scrooges like that ***** ebenezer
one love to the doofus and willie bee the geezer
all dollars no sense predictive evidence
the elements of irrelevance gentlemen make hella bets
chase trends and anomalous incidence
while i master the factors of last years impactors
HG the capper, yo, year to date is fatter


Source: http://forum.sbrforum.com/private-zo...tml#post374847

[FrozenMAN]

Lolololololol

[Shortstop]

armyoflovers
obamaourlord
teela
unknownGambler
TSporano
CrazyLou
Bread
Robyn
Pavyracer
BadNina

[gummo]

cokehead is the answer.

[pico]

cokehead is the answer.

i said it first

[Robyn]

Two of you answered correctly. I was really surprised when I found out as he has been posting amongst us for quite some time.

p.s. I am really digging Loshak's mustache.

[konck]

He called me Kronck the new guy????? Man I wish Horshak would get my name right next time

[gummo]

It kind of clicked that he is The HG after I saw Nismo post his answer.

Loshak you are one sick fukk lol

[RogueScholar]

cokehead

There's no poster named Cokehead in the Member's List though...

Were his posts so inflammatory that they had to assign them to a different handle already?

[CaneDawg]

mr.x

[jjgold]

I doubt that it is the HG, maybe Beat The Jerk?

[pico]

^^^not beat the jerk. HG has been around for a long long time. it would be interesting if HG turned out to be peter cokehead