BeatTheJerk Are You A Pro Gambler Again??

**pablo222** · 04-26-21, 05:39 PM

Originally posted by TheMetsSuck

i can still taste that sweaty bad beat load from that dodgers game myself.

I went to bed at the end of the 6th feeling good about it.

**BeatTheJerk** · 04-26-21, 05:41 PM

Originally posted by TheMetsSuck

i can still taste that sweaty bad beat load from that dodgers game myself.

**jjgold** · 04-26-21, 07:15 PM

Jerky when was the last time you got laid?

**BeatTheJerk** · 04-26-21, 07:27 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Jerky when was the last time you got laid?

2 weeks ago it’s a dry season right now for me. Not really chasing after it this month. I have nothing good to share like one of many Auto Donks sex stories.

**BeatTheJerk** · 05-01-21, 08:51 AM

Freeplay :

May 01 04:10 PM EST - Baseball MLB - 954 Cincinnati Reds -1½ +120 for Game - Pitcher Options: Z. Davies -R must start / L. Castillo -R must start
FP
200.00 USD
240.00 USD
1 Straight(s)

**ChuckyTheGoat** · 05-01-21, 09:05 AM

**BeatTheJerk** · 05-01-21, 09:09 AM

Originally posted by ChuckyTheGoat

some days & some days I’m quite pleasant.

**jjgold** · 05-01-21, 10:39 AM

Jerky back with a play!!

**BeatTheJerk** · 05-01-21, 03:00 PM

Ok been studying the CARD HARD !!!

Reds -1.5 +120

Rays +101

Wizards +170

Dodgers -1.5 +140

Senators +140

500 each on these plays. Tail at your own risk & if they lose I didn’t fukk you. We are all grown men & we make the right decisions & we make the wrong decisions which side are you on ...

**mjsuax13** · 05-01-21, 03:18 PM

Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

Ok been studying the CARD HARD !!!

Reds -1.5 +120

Rays +101

Wizards +170

Dodgers -1.5 +140

Senators +140

500 each on these plays. Tail at your own risk & if they lose I didn’t fukk you. We are all grown men & we make the right decisions & we make the wrong decisions which side are you on ...

Don’t fukk me pal.

**BeatTheJerk** · 05-01-21, 03:23 PM

Originally posted by mjsuax13

Don’t fukk me pal.

FML

**KVB** · 05-01-21, 03:26 PM

Originally posted by mjsuax13

Don’t fukk me pal.

**BeatTheJerk** · 05-01-21, 05:41 PM

Things are looking really bad.

**jjgold** · 05-01-21, 07:36 PM

Pull out of this mess man

**BeatTheJerk** · 05-01-21, 07:37 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Pull out of this mess man

I can win 2 of 5 & still make a profit.

**pablo222** · 05-01-21, 07:41 PM

Get some profit Jerky

**BeatTheJerk** · 05-01-21, 07:44 PM

Originally posted by pablo222

Get some profit Jerky

Yes I need to keep winning Pablo my success if pivotal right now.

**BeatTheJerk** · 05-01-21, 08:44 PM

Buried I’ll lose thousands tonight. Possible 8 game losing streak brewing.

**mjsuax13** · 05-01-21, 08:52 PM

Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

Buried I’ll lose thousands tonight. Possible 8 game losing streak brewing.

Ottawa blew it pal. Bums.

**BeatTheJerk** · 05-01-21, 09:02 PM

Originally posted by mjsuax13

Ottawa blew it pal. Bums.

I embarrassed myself tonight & my bankroll is injured.

**pablo222** · 05-01-21, 09:04 PM

Regroup jerky. You know what to do

**BeatTheJerk** · 05-01-21, 09:25 PM

Originally posted by pablo222

Regroup jerky. You know what to do

You know it’s crazy Pablo. I feel like I do better the less I know. I really studied this card today and handicapped these games for hours to no avail.

**KVB** · 05-01-21, 09:36 PM

Ups and downs Jerky. It's give and take.

If you scrutinize your record, and why you made the bets you made (winners and losers), there's a good chance you'll see why sometimes you do better than others.

Take some of the handicapping time to handicap the handicapper.

The work never ends.

**BeatTheJerk** · 05-01-21, 09:43 PM

Originally posted by KVB

Ups and downs Jerky. It's give and take.

If you scrutinize your record, and why you made the bets you made (winners and losers), there's a good chance you'll see why sometimes you do better than others.

Take some of the handicapping time to handicap the handicapper.

The work never ends.

That definitely makes a whole lot of sense & it’s something I tend to do when I run into a wall. I try to walk away from the wall, but what I need to do to is jump over the fuckin’ thing.

**funnyb25** · 05-01-21, 09:44 PM

Only downs here....no Ups....gambling, penis, you name it...

**BeatTheJerk** · 05-10-21, 01:07 PM

Redsox -1.5 +112

Pelicans +8.5 -101

Jazz -2.5 -102

Predators +125

Knights -105

**mjsuax13** · 05-10-21, 01:10 PM

Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

Redsox -1.5 +112

Pelicans +8.5 -101

Jazz -2.5 -102

Predators +125

Knights -105

Don’t fukk me jerky!

**jjgold** · 05-10-21, 01:11 PM

too many games

**mjsuax13** · 05-10-21, 01:11 PM

Originally posted by KVB

Ups and downs Jerky. It's give and take.

If you scrutinize your record, and why you made the bets you made (winners and losers), there's a good chance you'll see why sometimes you do better than others.

Take some of the handicapping time to handicap the handicapper.

The work never ends.

This is true and something I started doing thanks to KVB. Why the hell did I make the bet in the first place? Beyond the fade train in another thread I make some bets where I don’t know why the hell I even made it... I usually lose them too.

**BeatTheJerk** · 05-10-21, 01:22 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

too many games

It’s an all around good card with low juice sold a half point on the NBA games. Need 3 winners to make money tonight

**BeatTheJerk** · 05-10-21, 01:23 PM

Originally posted by mjsuax13

Don’t fukk me jerky!

I lost my last 8 games

**pablo222** · 05-10-21, 02:28 PM

Good luck Jerky. I am gonna roll with you here.

**BeatTheJerk** · 05-10-21, 02:48 PM

Originally posted by pablo222

Good luck Jerky. I am gonna roll with you here.

Ok I feel good about theses Pablo.

**mjsuax13** · 05-10-21, 03:17 PM

Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

I lost my last 8 games

5-0 tonight pal.

**BeatTheJerk** · 05-10-21, 09:00 PM

Originally posted by mjsuax13

5-0 tonight pal.

Fuckin’ jinx ...