Breaking News: Adrian Peterson tests positive for HGH

pavyracer · 08-19-09, 08:36 PM

****! He is on my fantasy team. What do I do!

phillyhata1 · 08-19-09, 08:39 PM

trade him before everyone else gets the news

WileOut · 08-19-09, 08:39 PM

I bet Favre wishes he had never thought about the Vikings now. The whole season is done for them. Well it depends on the suspension but could be the whole year.

Sucks man I was looking forward to watching that team this year. Favre on a team with the best RB in the league. That would've been a fun offense to watch.

Bread · 08-19-09, 08:39 PM

Not seeing this anywhere

phillyhata1 · 08-19-09, 08:40 PM

ohh yea forgot to mention its the one that plays for the bears

THEGREAT30 · 08-19-09, 08:42 PM

If this were true ESPN or Yahoo would be reporting it.

WileOut · 08-19-09, 08:42 PM

LOL that makes a bit of a difference philly.

THEGREAT30 · 08-19-09, 08:43 PM

These guys are all about attention.

MartinBlank · 08-19-09, 08:43 PM

Then why exactly would this affect the Vikings?

SBR Lou · 08-19-09, 08:45 PM

Even if it were true, it'd be a first time offense. Why would anyone think he'd be gone for the entire season?

bettilimbroke999 · 08-19-09, 08:46 PM

Originally posted by phillyhata1

ohh yea forgot to mention its the one that plays for the bears

Then how did this make the Vikings locker room interesting?

You almost moved the line on week 1 Minnesota

gummo · 08-19-09, 08:47 PM

This has to be bogus. I don't see anything about it on the fantasy forums either.

WileOut · 08-19-09, 08:48 PM

Lou because the new commissioner is cracking down. Plus I have no idea how long the typical suspension is for these types of offenses

Don't have the HGH NFL suspension memorized yet. Plus I didn't know if it was his first offense or not.

jjgold · 08-19-09, 10:58 PM

If not true I will make sure this guy gets a 50 point penalty for misleading posters

We are investigating now

Jimmy0607 · 08-19-09, 11:15 PM

This is why I dont do fantasy league until the last days before regular season this type of stuff can happen

paco · 08-19-09, 11:29 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

****! He is on my fantasy team. What do I do!

Same here, glad I picked DWill 2nd round

jellobiafra · 08-19-09, 11:40 PM

I don't even think they test for HGH in the NFL. Currently it requires a blood test and the union has only consented to urine.

The General · 08-19-09, 11:45 PM

Chester Taylor baby.

head_strong · 08-19-09, 11:46 PM

.....

TheLock · 08-19-09, 11:53 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

If not true I will make sure this guy gets a 50 point penalty for misleading posters

We are investigating now

Hammer this guy JJ.

SBR needs to stomp this out before the fire spreads.

Vincepcion · 08-20-09, 12:13 AM

Originally posted by paco

Same here, glad I picked DWill 2nd round

lol...what kind of league are you in where D-Will goes in the 2nd round?? he was the #1 ranked fantasy player at the end of the year

paco · 08-20-09, 12:22 AM

Originally posted by Vincepcion

lol...what kind of league are you in where D-Will goes in the 2nd round?? he was the #1 ranked fantasy player at the end of the year

Actually it was my 2nd pik. I traded with my friend which he gave me his 1st rnd, pik #8 for my 2nd,3rd, and 6th

Intuitive_Edge · 08-20-09, 01:04 AM

I see this no where. Worthless thread

Shortstop · 08-20-09, 01:09 AM

Never a dull moment here. Always a wise guy.

ttwarrior1 · 08-20-09, 01:20 AM

can we neg him

fsugolf · 08-20-09, 03:49 AM

wow, what an assclown

this thread was cool for 5 seconds worth of reading, now just gfy OP

MilfDriller · 08-20-09, 03:55 AM

Originally posted by ttwarrior1

can we neg him

racist post!!!

I LOVE IT!!!!

Dark Horse · 08-20-09, 06:24 AM

Originally posted by phillyhata1

ohh yea forgot to mention its the one that plays for the bears

BrentCrude · 08-20-09, 07:07 AM

If you just think hard enough about anything involving something in Minnesota you can will it to happen.You jinxed Adrian and now he will probably go out and get a DUI and kill a bus load of illegal immigrants in the process.The players when they come here used to blame all the freakish going ons as players being bored of Minnesota where there is nothing else for them to do but to get in trouble.Remember the Love boat dealie a few years back?I keep talking about Minnesota being cursed and it is.Look what happened to Kirby Pucket.A seemingly nice guy where the devil just ravaged his soul.Joe Mauer is the nicest guy in all of sports probably and he will go unscathed because he's from here.Look what happened to Herschel Walker,it was a hidden fact that he tried gassing himself in his garage and they said he was tired from practice and fell asleep in his car when he got home.My 1st cousin is a woman MD gyno doctor and she lived across the street from him in Eden Prairie and she had to rush over there to help the paramedics.

I should have kept a journal on everything that was hexed,jinxed and turned sour in this state.It would have made the most reckless gambler cringe!

Everyone here thinks I'm the biggest critical and snide jack ass,Mr.cold shower and Mr.wet blanket but when you have lived in Minnesota all your life,it's just telling it like it is.hehe!

P.S.I blamed the greens at Hazeltine for Tiger's upset but the Minnesota curse probably kicked in and Tiger broke rank and probably joined up with John Daly for a few nights and stayed up all night drinking and going to the teety shows nearby.

Garrison Keilor from Prairie Home Companion is a resident born here and well liked here,how friggin sick can a state's population be?

Somebody should do a movie on how twisted and sick things are in Minnesota.Anyone ever go to one of those toursist trap roadside mystery spots where the building sits on a piece of land that defies gravity where water runs up hill and such?It's all optical illusions and slight of hand engineering but in Minnesota the whole state actually is a genuine bonified mystery spot.I once saw a pit bull attack a chihuaua ''spelling''and the chihuaua did a move causing the pit bull to recoil where it bit it's tongue and was in so much agony that it just went wimpering away.

I'm sure it won't be long and the pope will show up here.He will probably get caught flashing himself at the mega mall.

Last but not least,I live on the iron range where people from all over the state look at it as being the most off the wall part of the state.Herb Brooks took his last drink at midnight in a bar a few houses up the street from me and a few hours later he fell asleep in his SUV and got killed.** guyver ''Richard Dean Anderson''is from Minnesota and has a cabin here and shows up for the 4th of July parade with his relatives that live near me.He sold a car to my cousin and I told my cousin to watch out for some jerry rigged bomb going off in the car.hehe!

rezkoness69 · 08-20-09, 05:34 PM

neither peterson tested positive...your a douche

CaneDawg · 08-20-09, 05:44 PM

pavyracer · 08-20-09, 05:49 PM

If a mod is working tonight this thread should go to PZ. This is insane spreading nonsense.

shoebox · 08-20-09, 06:24 PM

cant detect HGH

Sports Cruncher · 08-20-09, 06:55 PM

WTF, I like Garrison Keilor, lol.