What would your job be if SBR formed a militia?

[RogueScholar]

I was just thinking about the kind of people we have here and what they would be naturally suited to if SBR weren't a forum but rather a paramilitary organization. We have tough guys, we have wisecrackers, we have backstabbing experts, and even spies. What would you choose to do and what would be an appropriate rank for it?

Personally, I'd like to be the cook and serve in the barracks as the "morale officer." I'll accept the rank of Private First Class, call me Private Peter Pleasures.

[flyingillini]

Kind of like the Farmers up North in your area?

[onthewhat]

Sick fuk

I'll serve on the front line, I am very loyal

[SSLP]

I am your Special Forces guy , Urban War specialist

[Fishhead]

Would like to in charge of garbage detail outside the barricks and the mess halls, as well as the artillery storage units.

FH

[pavyracer]

I'll be the demolishions expert. I can blow up anything.

[Deuce]

Sick fuk

I'll serve on the front line, I am very loyal

You would be cannon fodder.

[RogueScholar]

I call dibs on having Onner in my foxhole, or any other hole he finds convenient for that matter.

Who's our General? JJ? John? The General? I actually think Willie would be the best strategist on the forum.

[Bread]

I'll be Little Drummer Boy.

[pdx107]

ill run the media outlet

[Nickelicious]

I'd be the photojournalist and militia scribe (documentary writer). I would end up with such a great story, and so much shit on every member of the militia, I could retire on the future income from the Hollywood movie adaptation. Or at least generate some decent coin from blackmail threats to other militia members.

As a white-collar militia man, I would be afforded a decent rank. Perhaps Captain Backstabber.... or Major Bookbuilder....

[RogueScholar]

I'd like to offer the rank of Major to Nicky Santoro provided he use the name Bullshit in the militia.

Major Bullshit, has a nice ring to it, eh?

[yisman]

Who would be the Benedict Arnold?

[fsugolf]

put me in a fvckin tank

[fsugolf]

Who would be the Benedict Arnold?

who's the biggest stiff?

[flyingillini]

I want to be with Golfman, he is a true warrior and will not be defeated in battle.

[Mikail]

Special ops

[Willie Bee]

Intelligence, probably a colonel.

[RogueScholar]

Who would be the Benedict Arnold?

The first person that comes to mind is Mofome, for defecting to EOG. KingRevolver would be another excellent choice for burning his uniform.

[yisman]

I was going to suggest KingRevolver, but I decided not to bias the question.

[fsugolf]

I want to be with Golfman, he is a true warrior and will not be defeated in battle.

[Fischnasty]

Intelligence, probably a colonel.

Willie bee's aide. Probably just get him coffee and shit.

[CaneDawg]

in charge of recruitment

i can sell anything

[Killer_Demo]

bat wielding leg beater

[Teela]

All the good jobs are taken

[Willie Bee]

We always need show girls in the USO to entertain the troops, Tee. Or how about nursing? Teela 'Hot Lips' Houlihan has a nice ring to it. You look like the gal in this poster by the way.

[RageWizard]

Oh you just know I would be in weapons development, and as such I'm either a Captain or perhaps a Lt. Col.

[HedgeHog]

RS would be the Rear Admiral.

[nosniboR11]

Killer

[Willie Bee]

Oh you just know I would be in weapons development, and as such I'm either a Captain or perhaps a Lt. Col.

Lt. Colonel, SBRmy Corps of Engineers, Special Weapons R&D. Has a nice ring to it.

RS would be the Rear Admiral.

That's worth a few points right there, I don't care who you are that's funny.

[pavyracer]

jjgold would be the one to draw the battle plan for the enemy so we can fade it and beat them.

[RichardMoss]

In any military organization, there needs to be a clear chain of command to insure effective coordination of smaller units. At the same time, units must be capable of responding to the immediate circumstances without having to ask higher authorities for permission to "go to the bathroom." A good example of a sound balance between these ideas was demonstrated by the U.S. Marines during World War II. The discipline and obedience to authority in the Marine Corps is well known. Yet the Marines retained a degree of initiative and individuality not found in many foreign counterparts, due to their American heritage. An isolated Japanese soldier was not a great threat in the Pacific Theater because he was incapable of functioning without orders. Yet isolated Marines could still be quite effective, cunning, and ingenious in harassing the enemy, by improvising.

[AMBlai01]

Not sure what I would do...

[RichardMoss]

Field Manual of the Free Militia There are four types or functions of cells in the Free Militia: (1) command, (2) combat, (3) support, and (4) communique.

• Command cells. Command cells consist of the leadership of the Militia and provide the plans and orders to be implemented or carried out by all other elements. As a headquarters unit, they include their own minimal combat element for self-defense and move frequently to undisclosed locations, often secret even to other command cells. They provide training for future cell and platoon leaders. They are the "mind" of the Militia.
• Combat cells. Combat cells provide the patrolling and fighting capability of the Militia. Each cell consists of about eight able-bodied "minutemen" with its own leader, communications, rendezvous points, staging areas, and standing orders. They execute the orders of their command cells and do all their own training within the combat cell itself. They are the "arms" of the Militia.
• Support cells. Support cells consist of sympathetic men and/or women who are unable, unwilling, or ill-equipped for combat. Their task is to provide whatever non-combatant support is needed by the combat cells. Supply cells acquire ammunition and provisions for other cells. Medical cells set up aid stations for companies and/or battalions. Vehicle maintenance, messengers, construction, etc. are provided by support cells. They are the "arteries" of the Militia.
• Communique cells. Communique cells consist of bright, capable, and convincing men and women who communicate with and influence the public. Their duties include rhetoric to and fostering resistance, reconnaissance and recruiting among the community. They are the "mouth" of the Militia.

[SBR_John]

sniper. covered with all that camafloge and weeds.